Johnny was born to an upper middle income family in 1982. By the time Johnny entered school administrators only cared about children passing standardized multiple choice tests. Johnny was smart but never encouraged to read, study history or think critically. Johnny soon got addicted to video games to pass the time. The time Johnny entered college in 2000 he was also addicted to Internet porn and as social websites developed sites like Myspace then FB.
In 2005 Johnny got a job in Finance. Johnny spent his days cranking out Excel spreadsheets. Never was he challenged to think, make decisions, lead; just crank out spreadsheets which he did very easily. To pass the time Johnny played video games, looked at porn and surfed FB, which his employers seemed not to notice and not to care.
Despite having limited skills by 2012 Johnny was promoted to a very young CFO. His superiors mistook his Excel skills for something of substance. Johnny decided to hire a Finance Manager to help him but rather than hire someone with experience he hired another 20 something to crank out Excel spreadsheets. Johnny simply relied about what the spreadsheet said in order to make decisions. However, Johnny was well over his head. He didn't know the difference between the Federal Reserve and Federal Express and thought fiat currency was the cash somebody used to buy a Fiat automobile. Working capital, what's that? Cash flow? No clue. Johnny couldn't write a coherent email to save his life. He sat with his door closed most of the day looking at Internet porn and playing video games.
The Company began to suffer financially as decisions by spreadsheets only proved fatal. So Johnny did what all other senior managers did, he fired lots of people to cut costs. The Board of Directors thought Johnny a proven manager making all these "hard" decisions and awarded Johnny millions in pay and bonus.
Still, by 2017 Johnny had run the Company into the ground and it declared bankruptcy. Johnny agreed to stick around to help sell off assets and wind down operations collecting a cool $2 million in doing so.
Afterwards with millions in the bank Johnny decided to take an African Safari. On the way to the airport Johnny saw his former Company's Sales Director, a man in his mid 50s, begging for money at a traffic light. Johnny wondered why the man was not re-employed and begging for change instead. Johnny put the plight of the man he fired right out of his mind. He was off to lions, tigers and elephants.
On the Safari Johnny was told by the guide not to get to close to the animals. But Johnny refused to listen. As a result Johnny was mulled by a tiger while a venomous snake was biting down on his Johnny's exposed leg,
Johnny's widow a 22 year old stripper, Kittens, got the bulk of Johnny's $10 million estate. She quit her job at the Tits and Ale and took up classical reading and history. She later being a famous blogger writing about current events and changes in society. She was seen as the modern Dear Abby of the 21st century. Despite her 10th grade education her self published book, "The Ails of Society and Autocratic Decision Making" shot up to number one on the New York Times selling list. She think back to when Johnny used to tell her that she was only good because of her fake boobs.