Something from the Land of Bogs and Little People

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Something light to celebrate St. Paddy's in the true spirit of the Land of Bogs and Little people. Read in an appropriate I Irish brogue:

Seamus Murphy staggered out of Cohan's Pub, and into a Moon lite night in The Land of Bogs and Little People. Murphy straightened, belched and started off toward the Farm. He'd not gone far before Seamus needed to relieve himself.
As he stood there, feeling better by the second, the grass at his feet rustled and something hit Seamus hard in both knees. Reaching down, Seamus grabbed something wriggling in a small coat. "Me Gawd! I've really captured a Leprechaun!," as he looked the little dwarf over carefully...

 

The wee creature chimes in, "You have caught a Leprechaun, and if you agree to let me go, you'll be granted Two magic wishes for anything you heart desires!" Seamus looked surprised, but wasn't buying any."I don't believe ya!" The Leprechaun looked around. "I'll tell ya' what, paddy.. You wish that empty Guinness bottle lying there in the ditch will never be empty, and I'll prove me word and you still have one wish left, if ya let me go."


So Seamus, thinking fast, says "Fine. I wish this empty bottle of Guinness will never be empty!" As soon as he uttered the words, the Guinness bottle starts to fill with the wonderful brew. Seamus downs the full bottle, and it fills all over again. He nails it, and the bottle refills...He drinks again.


He lowers the leprechaun to the road and lets his collar go. "Well, told ya, paddy...Now, what do you want for your second magic wish?" Seamus watches the bottle of Guinness refill again. "I wish for another one of these..."

 

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY...

Comments

Utpal Patel Added Mar 17, 2017 - 11:59pm
Good stuff.  Be honest, did you author that or did you copy and paste it?
Jeff Michka Added Mar 18, 2017 - 2:16am
My bit of humor, Utpal, or it would have attributions.  Just a small humor routine, glad you enjoyed it.
Dino Manalis Added Mar 19, 2017 - 4:27pm
Happy St. Patrick's Day!  Welcome to spring!
Lady Sekhmetnakt Added Mar 19, 2017 - 6:43pm
St. Patrick's Day is alright, but I'm still waiting for a holiday for those of us with Scottish heritage. 
Michael B. Added Mar 22, 2017 - 10:49pm
What a fucking moron...where'd you rip this one from, you slimy, disgusting, draft-dodging, cum-guzzling, ass-fucked child molester? What the fuck does a bolshevik mongoloid know about anything Irish? Most Irish I know would drop-kick your scrawny, wrinkled, communist ass into another county, you child-molesting faggot! FUCK YOU!!! Die, you bolshevik faggot!
Jeff Michka Added Mar 23, 2017 - 7:41pm
Oh, I'm soooooo offended by the nazi-loving fake "patriot" and copy stealer "MICHAEL B." Must be trying to impress Janie Smith again?  AND YOU, BY your own stolen copy declaration is the one out cruising for child hookers.  And after that screed...so?  What a typical loser from LA.  No wonder H1Bs kick your unemployed ass, what company hires and KEEPS fools like you?
Michael B. Added Mar 23, 2017 - 11:04pm
I'm surprised that you looked away from pedophilic gay porn to even answer this, you faggot-fucking slime....4-F, that's you...Faggot-Fucking-Faggot-Fuck. Go overdose on Geritol, you draft-dodging parasitic bolshevik mongoloid scrawny-assed cumstain....every time I watch WW2 documentaries, I smile at the millions and millions of bolshevik sub-humans like you that were killed, and hope for a Part 2! Die, Die, Die, you fucking child-molesting faggot!
Michael B. Added Mar 23, 2017 - 11:20pm
By the way, I've said it before, and I'll say it again...if we were ever to meet, I'm 100% sure that I'd knock your alligator mouth right out of your hummingbird ass...wait a minute, your ass is probably pretty stretched-out by now, from a lifetime of being a fucking ass-fucked faggot.
Jeff Michka Added Mar 24, 2017 - 11:05am
I'm don't think that will happen or play out like you think, phony.  This is all you got to offer.  I'M SURE BOTH autumncote and her bro wake up each day to delite in the copy you've stolen for your so-called "articles."  You are the ultimately sorry sack of human waste, incapable and resentful over any original thought.  And you don't even steal (let alone write) good copy.  lack of judgemental thinking on your part.  But then consider your plight.  Get on that Hitler Youth uniform and look snappy for the child hookers you cruise for.  I'm sure you've "impressed" Janie Smith and other WBers who've all flocked to your support, copy thief.  Please...make more of your childish threats.