Something light to celebrate St. Paddy's in the true spirit of the Land of Bogs and Little people. Read in an appropriate I Irish brogue:
Seamus Murphy staggered out of Cohan's Pub, and into a Moon lite night in The Land of Bogs and Little People. Murphy straightened, belched and started off toward the Farm. He'd not gone far before Seamus needed to relieve himself.
As he stood there, feeling better by the second, the grass at his feet rustled and something hit Seamus hard in both knees. Reaching down, Seamus grabbed something wriggling in a small coat. "Me Gawd! I've really captured a Leprechaun!," as he looked the little dwarf over carefully...
The wee creature chimes in, "You have caught a Leprechaun, and if you agree to let me go, you'll be granted Two magic wishes for anything you heart desires!" Seamus looked surprised, but wasn't buying any."I don't believe ya!" The Leprechaun looked around. "I'll tell ya' what, paddy.. You wish that empty Guinness bottle lying there in the ditch will never be empty, and I'll prove me word and you still have one wish left, if ya let me go."
So Seamus, thinking fast, says "Fine. I wish this empty bottle of Guinness will never be empty!" As soon as he uttered the words, the Guinness bottle starts to fill with the wonderful brew. Seamus downs the full bottle, and it fills all over again. He nails it, and the bottle refills...He drinks again.
He lowers the leprechaun to the road and lets his collar go. "Well, told ya, paddy...Now, what do you want for your second magic wish?" Seamus watches the bottle of Guinness refill again. "I wish for another one of these..."
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY...