HAPPY EASTER

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Happy Easter!! !


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit

jumps out into the middle of the road.

 He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the

rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

 The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the
Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

 The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. 

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

 She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

 "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

 The blonde says,"Don't worry."

 She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

 The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

 Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

 The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,

 "What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

 The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..

 

 "Hair Spray 
Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

 Happy Easter!! !

 

Comments

Louis E Weeks Added Apr 12, 2017 - 2:10pm
Funny, lol.
Donna Added Apr 12, 2017 - 2:48pm
LMDAO!! Happy Easter Expat..Love this!!
EXPAT Added Apr 12, 2017 - 3:21pm
Just being silly. Glad you had a laugh.
Thanks and Happy Easter Louis and Donna.
Jeff Michka Added Apr 12, 2017 - 5:29pm
No skid marks?  Rabbit obviously wasn't an attorney.
EXPAT Added Apr 12, 2017 - 5:41pm
Jeff. The Rabbit wasn't an attorney, he was a politician who gave free candy to everyone, and was all things to all people!
The only skid marks were in his underwear from dodging traffic. A HARE raising experience!
Mircea Negres Added Apr 13, 2017 - 9:47am
Good one, EXPAT. Now for a true story...
There was once a tall, skinny and utterly ruthless guy who threatened with death in any of the 20 ways he knew how to kill back then any of the 34 people in a platoon who messed with his friend. This guy didn't care- young, old, male, female, pink, blue, checkered, if you posed a threat to him, his mates or the mission, you were dead.
 
His friend on the other hand was more humane, so one day, many years later, he was driving home with his wife, when he saw a dog just as he went around the corner. Not wanting to run over the mutt, he hit the brakes (and they locked), after which his out of control vehicle went up a sidewalk, up the embankment and up a friggin' tree too. His friend flew out of the driver's seat and into the windshield, cracking his skull (later to spend weeks with tubes in his head and in a coma), while his wife was so dazed that she got out of the car and walked like a zombie for around 300 yards before being found.
 
Many more years later, his friend proudly sent a picture of his new car. This guy, loving history as he does, picked up the phone and told his buddy "the next time you go around a corner and see a fucking dog, be smart- hit the accelerator. Rather a dead dog than you up a fucking tree again...
 
Nice post, buddy. Gonna hit the "Like" now-now.
Billy Roper Added Apr 13, 2017 - 9:49am
That's a funny joke, thank you for sharing it.
EXPAT Added Apr 13, 2017 - 6:04pm
Mircea. Priorities are not always shared. I saw a man die over a pool game.
A grandmother was killed for driving too slow.
EXPAT Added Apr 13, 2017 - 6:05pm
Billy. We need a good laugh sometimes.
Jenifer Frost Added Apr 13, 2017 - 11:12pm
Funny, and a nice break from politics, thumbs up Espat! 
Micahel Dolan Added Apr 13, 2017 - 11:17pm
Ah, what's up with that Doc. Needed a good laugh.
EXPAT Added Apr 14, 2017 - 6:54am
Thanks Jenifer. Here's hoping you find all your eggs. One year my kids only found 22 out of 2 dozen, and I spent the next 3 months smelling around the house until I remembered the Egg Sandwich I had the night we did the coloring.
EXPAT Added Apr 14, 2017 - 6:57am
Micahel Dolan. Glad to help.
EXPAT Added Apr 14, 2017 - 7:13am
In Thailand it is also Songkran, the biggest water fight in the world. Instead of rabbits they have Dragons on parade. This is the best Wet T-Shirt contest I have ever seen.
Life is what you make of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlR9jPRYQeI
 
EXPAT Added Apr 14, 2017 - 7:31am
This is Soi 7, Pattaya, where I live. This is freedom like Americans can't imagine.
It is also a religious holiday. There are several stories about how it started. One is that Thai's honored the elderly by pouring water over their  hands. Another is that Buddhists clean the temple and wash down the statues of the Buddha, and decided to cool each other in the heat.
This is the hottest time of the year. 
The Other Side Added Apr 16, 2017 - 6:56am
<chuckle> Didn't see that one coming.
EXPAT Added Apr 16, 2017 - 6:10pm
TOS. A large part of humor is surprise. The late Don Rickles was a Master of shock.