Are You Threatening Me?

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DATELINE: BERZERKELY, USSA

 

  • Snowflakes throw white people off campus bridge in the name of tolerance. You can't make this shit up.
  • Cities decide to make up their own rules.
  • BLM protesters stomp a man in an underground parking garage for his political views. 
  • Crazy snowflake prof goes off.

 

OK, enough craziness. Not that there's not more to come, but you only need so much on an otherwise pleasant Saturday afternoon.

 

I am feeling quite disenfranchised. Almost alien in my own land. Maybe my stories are just not that interesting. Could be. Old people tend to think they are more interesting than they really are. A lot of old people are just mediocre people who got old and like to talk about their lawn.

 

But I am starting to feel like the odd man out with these millennials and snowflakes. It seems the only stories they are interested in are starving black babies. And how I went to Africa to help starving black babies. Or how I dug a well in Africa to help starving black babies. Apparently the future of the world lies entirely with starving black babies. That and the latest iPhone that you can take snorkeling.

 

As much as it tugs on the heartstrings, you all need to be a little more objective in your hand-wringing and worry warts. Let's start with infrastructure. If you want to gnash teeth and rend garments, that's a good place to start. We have decaying infrastructure that can no longer support a 21st Century economy. Let's not call it "decaying" shall we. Let's call it decayed.

 

Then there is the triple Mount Everest size U.S. National Debt.  A chaotic catastrophe. This will NEVER be paid back, We know. Our debtors know it. Everyone knows it. Exception being the snowflakes who think we can solve all the world's problems with transgender bathrooms and diversity training. But aside from those exceptions, most of us, the "sane" ones with a modicum of logical reasoning skills intact know. It will never be paid back and we are headed for a tremendous crash. We're talking Book of Revelation type blast (BTW it's not "Revelations").

 

Then...then...then there's all this other crap. Stupid apes. Homo Stupidus.

 

Liberals. "Liberals" mind you keep wanting to restart the cold war with their Russo-phobia. This to me is the most surreal happening of them all. Liberals climbing into bed with their arch-enemies, namely Dick Cheney and John McCain. Huh? What? Did I miss a meeting? Dick fucking Cheney? Lighten up dickwads. Rex Tillerson is possibly the best Secretary of State that we've ever had. Ever. He's mos def in the Top 10. 

 

And Hillary won't go away. I saw an interview with her the other day when the question was put "Why did you lose?" Want to hear her answer(s)?

 

  1. Misogyny: That's right. Apparently, even women who voted for Trump are misogynists. That's not me saying it. Those are words out of her mouth.
  2. The Russians: Of course. The Russians. Who else. Evil Commie, sorry, strike that, Capitalist bastards. I know it was all the RT that convinced me to vote Trump. BTW, somebody should look into this. Really. We should spends tens of millions of taxpayer dollars figuring out why the unemployed factory worker in Akron, OH who was on his last mortgage payment mysteriously decided to vote Trump. I'm sure the evil Russians were behind it.
  3. I might have not campaigned very well.

 

Really? Ya think Hillary on point 3? You mean you ran the same uninspiring, untrustworthy campaign you ran in 2008, which you lost BTW, and you decided "Aw Shit." Didn't work the first time. Let's double-down and do it again. Brilliant cankles! What could go wrong?

 

Damn Russians. I am Cornholio.

Comments

Jenifer Frost Added Apr 22, 2017 - 4:47pm
The Democrats will keep losing as long as they continue to embrace this loser philosophy and tactics. 
The Other Side Added Apr 22, 2017 - 4:50pm
They seem to be in a La La Land of their own making.
Dino Manalis Added Apr 22, 2017 - 5:22pm
All lives matter!  We're all human beings with common needs!  We should get along and no threats are accepted!
The Other Side Added Apr 23, 2017 - 3:51am
Thanks Dr. Obvious.
Bill H. Added Apr 23, 2017 - 10:50am
As long as the people follow the commandments and platforms of both broken parties, we are screwed. Government no longer serves the people's needs and interests, only those of the entities that control the government, the corporations. Everything is being done to allow them to profit at the expense of the people.
Seems that higher insurance prices, more pollution, poorer food and water quality and the ability to acquire every bit of our personal information to control us even more are the order of the day. All so that a small minority of people can make billions and billions of even more dollars.
Do we sit back and keep trying to justify what these assholes are doing?
It's time to get off of our dead asses and formulate a party that works for the people, as it has always supposed to.
Billy Roper Added Apr 23, 2017 - 11:30am
Bill H. Added Apr 23, 2017 - 3:37pm
Roper - I'm not referring to the ancient practice of armed revolution, I am talking about people actually uniting and using the system for change. It could easily be done by electing people who are not part of the problem.
Do we use our brains anymore, or just our hormones?
You seem to have a fetish for violence and hate.
Everyone to his own!
Leroy Added Apr 23, 2017 - 11:44pm
Nice article.  Very interesting and dead on.
 
"Old people tend to think they are more interesting than they really are."
 
Most people think they are above average in everything.  Even prisons think they are above average in everything, except for obeying the law, which they think they are average. 
George N Romey Added Apr 24, 2017 - 1:12pm
We seem to be in an era of faking it.  The amount of public and private debt cannot and will not ever be repaid.  The smart thing would be to have a debt jubilee and start anew.  However, no one can bring themselves to admit to the failure so we all pretend that trillions of student loan debt, subprime auto loans, mortgage loans, municipal debt and federal debt will be repaid.
Patrick Writes Added Apr 25, 2017 - 9:31pm
When you're driven purely by emotion from one day to the next, your actions don't have to make sense. You can reboot the Cold War and push us closer to nuclear annihilation because you're upset about the election results. 
 
Bradley Manning (leaker of thousands of pages of government document) was a hero. Snowden also a hero. 
 
Whoever hacked and leaked the info from Democratic operatives and HRC should be hung by the toenails (never been proven to have been Russia either). 
Patrick Writes Added Apr 25, 2017 - 9:32pm
Why shouldn't the whistleblower on Hillary cheating in debates and getting the Democratic nomination also be a hero? I don't get it.