What a wonderful world. No really! Tubularsock wakes up every morning and with strong coffee in his cup walks out onto his underground deck adjacent to Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland CA. and settles down to the insane news cycle once again. (see Bunker Tour)
What a grand view!
Have you noticed that recently the cops aren’t executing vast numbers of Black citizens on the streets of our grand nation? Tubularsock figures that the fucking cops have seen the light and now with Small Handed Orange Boy as President we all have “overcome” and given “peace a chance”.
And damn, our Muslim citizens are having a reprieve and EVEN THE JEWS are having a respite from having their cemeteries desecrated. Like dead Jews really give a shit! But none the less it is all clear!
And “for fucking sake” even ISIS, you know, our boys are doing just fine. The U.S. is pumping them with armaments and chemical weapons “hidden” through Saudi and Turkish connections. All’s good!
Oh sure Assad is bad and we need to send 59 missiles at him with only half hitting their target. You only come to realize we missed when you heard from Orange Boy’s mouth that ALL OF OUR MISSILES
HIT THE TARGET! A dead give away!
EXCEPT FOR THE ONES THAT KEPT THE AIRBASE FROM OPERATING THE NEXT DAY!
But forget all that!
What is important is not even the RUSSIANS! We are almost past that.
Now what you are being told is to be fearful of is NORTH KOREA!
Are you scared yet?
The country that HAS NO LIGHTS as viewed from satellite vision.
The country that sends off rockets that fail and fall into the sea.
The country that is run by a REAL “yellow” skinned Asian boy child similar to the United States “orange” skinned boy child!
THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE TOLD TO FEAR!
North Korea ……………………. give Tubularsock a break. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
All Tubularsock can figure is that it must be a very fucking slow news day!
But here’s a hint ………….
If you deliberately poke a hornet’s nest ……………
What is the OBVIOUS response?