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What a wonderful world. No really! Tubularsock wakes up every morning and with strong coffee in his cup walks out onto his underground deck adjacent to Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland CA. and settles down to the insane news cycle once again. (see Bunker Tour)


What a grand view!


Have you noticed that recently the cops aren’t executing vast numbers of Black citizens on the streets of our grand nation? Tubularsock figures that the fucking cops have seen the light and now with Small Handed Orange Boy as President we all have “overcome” and given “peace a chance”.


And damn, our Muslim citizens are having a reprieve and EVEN THE JEWS are having a respite from having their cemeteries desecrated. Like dead Jews really give a shit! But none the less it is all clear!


And “for fucking sake” even ISIS, you know, our boys are doing just fine. The U.S. is pumping them with armaments and chemical weapons “hidden” through Saudi and Turkish connections. All’s good!

Oh sure Assad is bad and we need to send 59 missiles at him with only half hitting their target. You only come to realize we missed when you heard from Orange Boy’s mouth that ALL OF OUR MISSILES


HIT THE TARGET! A dead give away!




But forget all that!


What is important is not even the RUSSIANS! We are almost past that.

Now what you are being told is to be fearful of is NORTH KOREA!

Are you scared yet?

The country that HAS NO LIGHTS as viewed from satellite vision.

The country that sends off rockets that fail and fall into the sea.

The country that is run by a REAL “yellow” skinned Asian boy child similar to the United States “orange” skinned boy child!


North Korea ……………………. give Tubularsock a break. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

All Tubularsock can figure is that it must be a very fucking slow news day!

But here’s a hint ………….

If you deliberately poke a hornet’s nest ……………

What is the OBVIOUS response?




Stone-Eater Added May 8, 2017 - 9:32am
Cool one. Sarcastic and to the point. I saw a candle burning north of Pyongyang at 3 am. Should it be nuked ?
Ric Wells Added May 8, 2017 - 10:17am
Ah a fellow story teller. Please have the courage to continue. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. 
Tubularsock Added May 11, 2017 - 12:16am
Tubularsock response to Charlie Raiche:
Charlie, Tubularsock thanks you for your questions. Tubularsock’s “vast numbers” is a relative term. Tubularsock would contend that it is difficult to qualify just how many executions it takes to become “vast”. One, four, ten?
To the individual that is dead, Tubularsock guesses that it is pretty fucking vast! Because it is all encompassing!
As far as desecrated cemeteries, Jewish or otherwise, the dead don’t give a shit! That may or may not be humorous but it is based on observation of dead people. Their reaction time may be just too slow for our true determination. But until they speed up, Tubularsock stands with his observations!
Now it is not much of a leap of faith to notice that Saudi Arabia is a major supplier of terrorists groups. And the U.S. supplies S.A. with HUGE amounts of weapons.
And it only takes a tiny amount of brain power to notice that terrorists groups shift allegiances at a drop of a Koran.
So a so called “moderate terrorist” today can join ISIS tomorrow and bring their equipment, guns, bombs, chemicals, trucks, and command structure with them.
This happens often.
The U.S. government as well as Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Qatar made a secret pact in 2012 to set up a SARIN GAS attack and blame Assad. (Only known from leaked emails)
This too, one can assume, happens often ......... based on the past experience of actions taken in the Middle East. Pretty much someone with a fifth grade reading level could discover these facts without too much work. Tubularsock reads at a fourth grade level and he discovered this stuff but granted Tubularsock is advanced!
And then remembering that the Reagan Administration sold “duel-use chemicals” to Saddam Insane who created chemical weapons to be used on the Kurds and Iranian Forces with the U.S. looking the other way and you find it a “conspiracy theory” fact that the U.S. supplies ISIS with chemical weapons?
Tubularsock would suggest that you, Charlie, may be a little too naive for foreign policy skullduggery.
Tubularsock Added May 11, 2017 - 12:18am
Tubularsock response to Stonr-Eater Friedli:
Yes, SEF! Nuke that candle. One can never be too sure just how powerful candle power could become. Wick it or join it, your choice!
Tubularsock Added May 11, 2017 - 12:19am
Tubularsock response to Ric Wells:
Thanks RW. So those were torpedoes. Tubularsock took them nuclear tipped dolphins! They were so damn cute.
Jeff Michka Added May 14, 2017 - 6:15pm
So Tube does go on with everyone in third person.  Wow.  Straightjacket, anyone?
Tubularsock Added May 14, 2017 - 8:17pm
Oh Jeff, Tubularsock only wears brand named straitjackets. Gucci has such a very nice summer collection selection this year. You make Tubularsock laugh, thanks.