NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: DEPLORABLE!

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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: DEPLORABLE!

NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: DEPLORABLE!

You may not recall (unless you have been a long time reader of Tubularsock) but back in July of 2014 Tubularsock, President Obama’s Secretary of the Inferior was reported MISSING and besides the many conspiracy theories and the reported missing Air Force One that was possibly sited at a Dairy Queen in DelRio, Texas later, there was little follow up and the story disappeared from the news cycles.
(source: https://tubularsock.com/2014/07/02/news-before-it-happens-the-secretary-of-the-inferior-missing/)

 

Well interesting enough the Tubularsock News Team has just received some interesting evidence that there may be some LINK between President Donald Trump’s very close advisor and confident, Tubularsock – Secretary of the Deplorables!

 

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS STORY SO THE ALTERNATIVE FACTS CHANGE RAPIDLY!

 

As was done back on July 2, 2014 again the crack Tubularsock News Team has turned its investigative journalism over to the tabloid The New York Toast in order to not be accused of conflict of interest.

To keep this all in it’s historical perspective the cover of the The New York Toast of that period is presented so you may be able to compare and contrast and find any clues that will help to sort out this sorted affair. YOU, as a citizen, may be able to see what to date the “experts” have been unable to see.

 

 

Recently some have noticed that President Trump has been spending an inordinate amount of time with his Secretary of the Deplorables.

 

 

 

“There appears to be some indication that President Trump has decided to retain Tubularsock, Secretary of the Deplorables for a new position”, according to a White House staff member who wasn’t authorized to publicly discuss private policy considerations and spoke on condition of anonymity.

 

 

THIS IS STILL A BREAKING NEWS STORY, THAT IS OBVIOUS!

SO STAY TUNED FOR RAPIDLY CHANGING ALTERNATIVE FACTS DEPENDING WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS.

Comments

Stone-Eater Friedli Added Jun 21, 2017 - 4:42pm
Tube
 
Believe me when you'd stop to write in the 3rd form you'd have much more readers. Cos your articles are good. But like that the personal touch is lacking. Just a hint - my personal view.
Jeff Michka Added Jun 21, 2017 - 6:42pm
I knew it.  Tubularsock is Steve Bannon.  LOL
Stone-Eater Friedli Added Jun 21, 2017 - 7:00pm
I love US politics. Now Trump is coming. And the interviewer woman brawls:
 
"Whaat doooo yoooouuuuu thiiink Preeesident Trrump wiiill saaay ?"
 
"Dunno".
 
Will this be a reality soap or a soapy reality ?
 
"It's fun to see Trump. To see how his mood swings" - Spectator.
 
So have fun. Maybe a new little war on NK could add to the fun.
Stone-Eater Friedli Added Jun 21, 2017 - 7:04pm
BTW:
 
This is Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Where the hell is that ? Google maps, help :-)
 
BTW: Pardon me for not knowing. But as long as Americans mix up Sweden and Switzerland I'm pretty excused :-)
Tubularsock Added Jun 21, 2017 - 7:26pm
Hey thanks, Stone-Eater Friedli for the concern and advice and Tubularsock thanks you for your input.
 
It may be true that Tubularsock may get more readers if he wasn’t Tubularsock but that is a problem. Tubularsock was created (by immaculate conception) with only a little bit of fucking around in 2000 and has been on his journey for enlightenment for himself and those who care to listen.
 
Tubularsock began as a cartoon character and later got into writing more without really thinking about it and the next thing Tubularsock had, was a readership, go figure.
 
Anyway Tubularsock isn’t complaining but many people feel uneasy with “third person writing” and hence the first lesson in self reflection.
Would you ask BIZARRO or DENNIS THE MENACE to stop using their names to express themselves?
 
So, think of Tubularsock not as a “third person” but as Tubularsock! Seems simple to Tubularsock.
 
Thanks for taking the time to comment. Tubularsock appreciates it. And don’t take any wooden escudos.
Tubularsock Added Jun 21, 2017 - 7:27pm
Well Jeff, Tubularsock thinks you are onto something. Tube will take a meeting with Steve and see if Jared and Ivanka will approve an exposé! Wish Tubularsock luck.
Tubularsock Added Jun 21, 2017 - 7:31pm
WHAT! Sweden and Switzerland are not the same, Stonr-Eater? Then why are they spelled the same? Answer THAT!
Sweden and Switzerland
Sweden and Switzerland
Bill H. Added Jun 21, 2017 - 7:54pm
 
T/Sock, I do support your appointment to Secretary of Deplorables, as I believe you have a superior insight of how the minds of "Deplorables" operate.
Kudos to President Trump for the decision to form and appoint a person to this position, It was certainly a position that has required a spokesperson of your caliber.
If we can lock into, and grab the mindset of the deplorables, we may be able to get our country back on-track, along with discovering a way to actually communicate with and modify the small lane in which they drive their lives and format their reasoning.
Another fine article, and carry on, as I know you will excel.
Jenifer Frost Added Jun 21, 2017 - 10:51pm
Great article Tubularsock, keep'um coming! 
Ric Wells Added Jun 22, 2017 - 1:09am
So TNT will become SOD. From fake to trash to rash to thrash. Good scrotum news my friend.
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 1:27am
Bill H., Tubularsock thanks you for your support and not to brag but Tubularsock can out deplorable the deplorable hands down! It is impressive on your part to be able from afar to recognize superior insight.
 
As President Orange Tweet just stated the other day in the oval office, “Tubularsock! You are a FULL 38 caliber in my book.” And as usual Ivanka “shot” him a glance!
 
Yes Bill, you are on the same single page as President Orange Tweet and Tubularsock. We shall “communicate” thoroughly at 4 characters per tweet so the Deplorables can fully grasp the magnitude of the complex negotiations necessary to guide the ship of state to the Port of Make American Grate Again! This could grate on one’s nerves so just relax ....... it’s all handled!
 
Thanks for your kind words and insight.
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 1:30am
Jenifer, Tubularsock thanks you. And has got his yellow framed reading glasses out waiting for your 9/11 article.
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 1:33am
Ric, Tubularsock appreciates your words even if they are in code.
Like Tubularsock often says: "Fuck The NSA!"
Dino Manalis Added Jun 22, 2017 - 9:53am
It looks like a shake-up in the administration!
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 10:16am
To say the least, Dino. As Tubularsock was quoted in the Old York Times just this morning, "We are trying to get all the ducks in a row in this new administration but many are quacks and the rest are chickens." The current President can't tell the difference EXCEPT none of them EVER spoke to a Russian!
 
But Tubularsock has much experience as a political hack and is proud of the service to our country especial the stacks of money received.
 
Thanks for your comment, and if you ever want to work with us there is always room in the bloated federal structure for an assistant to the assistant of an assistant. Cheers.
Jeff Michka Added Jun 22, 2017 - 1:09pm
Tubularsock sez in 3rd person: Tube will take a meeting with Steve and see if Jared and Ivanka will approve an exposé! Wish Tubularsock luck.-I do wish Tubular luck and suggest Department of Deplorables team up with the Small Animal Administration to soften deplorables' image.  Let us know if Ivanka's hand winds up in Tubular's lap.
Bill Caciene Added Jun 22, 2017 - 3:45pm
Like you I prefer it when a President’s words are the product of staff writers to make sure the president is always on message, eloquent and polished.  God forbid we elect a president who actually speaks to us without his political apparatus approving what is said. 
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 4:22pm
Jeff ..... Tubularsock sure won't try and hug Ivanka!
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 4:29pm
Bill Caciene, Tubularsock knows exactly what you mean! And is happy that you support we political hacks and our huge salaries. The political apparatus is what keeps the lie alive and Tubularsock has his little note pad to keep our president on message and a strong message it is when we figure out what it is. Thanks Bill.
Jeff Michka Added Jun 22, 2017 - 7:40pm
SEFa sez with concern: Maybe a new little war on NK could add to the fun. - Yup.  Forget the plot by Hillary and Dems to start WWIII, and put concern where it belongs: North Korea/US.  Much more likely to draw the attention of two suns in the Sunset, than a "contrived war" over economic sanctions between US and old SU. KNOW THIS SPOILS IT FOR THE WB CONSPIRACY COLLECTIVE, BUT YOU FIND NUCLEAR WAR WHERE YOU CAN, EH? RUSSIAN GANGSTERS can't get much from a nuclear war, or any more than Clinton and the dems, which "advantages" nobody, anywhere.
Tubularsock Added Jun 22, 2017 - 8:07pm
Now come on Jeff! You know North Korea is a major threat to the U.S.! They’ve got one or two missiles and we only have a few thousand. And so far their aim is so good that they all land in the water. If they get off the launch pad.
 
 
Are you scared yet?
 
No really, you know they must be scary because they have so little electricity that when we look from space at night you almost can’t see them! That’s when they’ll make their move!
 
Are you scared yet?
You should be!
 
Remember how scary Vietnam was to our existence? Had to kill all of those gook men, women, and children to save democracy. Burned them all to death. Another great example for those degenerate veterans to wear their fucking little hats to march in the next parade just before they commit suicide when they wake up to being responsible for their part in the massacre!
Shit ....... just when was ameriKKKa great anyway?
Ari Silverstein Added Jun 23, 2017 - 8:16am
I like the way you write and find it comical how you like to refer to yourself in the third person.  Don’t let all these in-the-box thinkers change you, but I’m confident you weren’t planning on changing no matter what they said. 
 
As to your opinions and political philosophy, I couldn’t disagree more.  Is there a politician you like?  Before you say Bernie Sanders, let me remind you that he endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.  He’s also been a politician for nearly his whole career and is one of the longest serving Senators in office today.    
Tubularsock Added Jun 23, 2017 - 12:15pm
Ari, thank you for taking the time to comment. Tubularsock appreciates it.
 
Tubularsock is a big believer in the message not the messenger. So third person speak is of little interest. Some are more affected by it than others and so it goes. And it’s fun for Tubularsock.
 
Now as far as Tubularsock’s opinions and Ari Silverstein opinions. Tubularsock doesn’t really care that you are WRONG! And we probably have far more in common as people than we have different. But we do disagree and in truth that is what makes it interesting.
There is nothing worse than having a discussion with a group of “like minded people” EVEN if the drugs are good!
 
Now here we go, you assume Bernie Sanders but you are wrong. Tubularsock liked many of Sanders’ beliefs but he is deep in the Democrap political structure and Tubularsock may have been more favorable toward him if he would have cut loose from them but Tubularsock knew he wouldn’t because anyone that has been in it for as long as he has have few true livable principles left. And Bernie if nothing is a survivor even to the point of swimming to a sinking ship!
 
Tubularsock liked much of Jill Stein’s platform but in a political system that is as rigged as this one few “outside” ideas are even discussed or even allowed to see the light of day.
 
Our “democracy” isn’t even close to being democratic. The elections are rigged not always at the ballot box but by the process of having the power structure choose who will run and having the message controlled to the point of being just propaganda and meaningless prattle.
 
And the only surprise was that PRATTLE WON!
Utpal Patel Added Jun 23, 2017 - 9:03pm
I agree with Ari, stick with the third person shtick, you’re pretty funny.
 
Spare the crap about the election being rigged.  Jill Stein was on the ballot, very few people voted for her.  The fact of the matter is that most of the country favors either a Democrat or Republican.  One day that may change, but until that day, the Jill Stein’s of the world need to win on one of those tickets to become president.  So just admit it, you don’t like anyone that may actually win an election, because to the extent he or she did, you’d have nothing to bitch about.  I’m quite certain that if Jill Stein had won, you’d be supporting some other nobody with no chance to win. 
 
By the way, great captions. 
Jeff Michka Added Jun 25, 2017 - 1:38pm
SEFa notes: I love US politics. Now Trump is coming. -Well, if the Russians are coming, Trump is breathing hard, too.
Tubularsock Added Jun 26, 2017 - 1:47pm
Utpal Patel, Thanks for your comment. Much like Frank Sinatra, “Tubularsock will do it Tubularsock’s way” so the third person is just Tube’s way.
 
Utpal, Tubularsock’s point is that the election is rigged because the system is rigged and has been from early on. It is not a partisan position for Tubularsock it is viewing the way it works first and then working on changing it.
 
The issue that is most important is that YOU and most other citizens haven’t figured it out because it is just part of how we do it .......... so it must be right! The power elite says it is and you believe it. Oh, and they say it over and over because they control the media.
Just step back for a minute and look and not get hung up with the scary word “rigged”.
 
Where does your candidate come from?
Who puts up the money to back that candidate?
(and don’t dick around with, “oh, the citizens” shit)
 
And who promotes the candidate?
A candidate is chosen by the wealthy ruling class .... they choose them to run and to do their bidding.
YOU DON’T HAVE A SAY! You only get to chose between their choice.
 
The chosen candidates then are PRESENTED to the different party elites and the power structure within the party decides who will run. (the primaries are regulated shows and is why Killery rigged them against Bernie. Some call it “cheating”.)
YOU DON’T HAVE A SAY! You only get to chose between their choice.
 
Then the chosen candidate from each party “debate” on TV BUT THE MESSAGE is controlled by the party elites which means that ONLY the TWO parties can present their positions to the public.
(and don’t even think that a special “third party debate” if one is even created will get the same coverage and chance to challenge the major parties. It never does because IT IS A BUILT IN BIAS that they don’t have a chance). And they don’t EVER have a chance if they can’t get their message out to be heard!
 
IT IS A CLOSED RIGGED SYSTEM IN PLAIN SITE.
 
Now here is a question for you Utpal. Did you personally read the platforms of each party and decide what aspect of these ideas fit with what you’d like to see happen in our country or did you vote according to meaningless sound-bites? You know, YES WE CAN and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN both totally empty emotionally-based bull shit!
 
What Tubularsock would like to see is a debate WITH ALL THE CANDIDATES from all the established parties. You know why the Democraps and the Republicant’s don’t want to share the stage, right. They may be forced to really stand for something!
The voice of third parties need to be presented in a Democracy so the citizen has an opportunity to grow in new possibilities. But FIRST we have to become a democracy.
 
As for Tubularsock’s bitching ........ unless one points out the corrections needed we just stay in the same loop. Tubularsock is out to change the loop. And what better loopy guy than Tubularsock?
Tubularsock Added Jun 26, 2017 - 1:50pm
Jeff ........ Tubularsock is just soooo tired with the "Russians Are Coming"! Tubularsock has heard that all his life and they still never show up. They sure travel slow.
Jeff Michka Added Jun 26, 2017 - 8:50pm
Tublarsock sez: Tubularsock is just soooo tired with the "Russians Are Coming"! Tubularsock has heard that all his life and they still never show up.-Drinking too much Wodka and womitting and losing their way?  Yup, WE'VE ALL HEARD IT.
Tubularsock Added Jun 27, 2017 - 1:30am
So you think it's the Wodka do you, Jeff. Tubularsock will have to hit the Wodka, himself and test your theory. Skol!

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