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And in the distant atomic cloud cover one can just start to hear our new Orange Tweet President tweeting:




And Tubularsock assumes he is speaking of the most “bigly” piece of chocolate cake that is so awesome that it will make ameriKKKa  great again!






Tubularsock Added Jul 4, 2017 - 6:56pm
Read the Patriot Act and weep AmericKKKa!
Lady Sekhmetnakt Added Jul 4, 2017 - 9:16pm
The "Patriot act" should be called the treason act. I'm always sober anymore. 
Autumn Cote Added Jul 5, 2017 - 5:49am
Many thanks for commenting on the work of others.  Because of the action, your articles are generally promoted, but I wanted to let you know that this one is simply too short.  I look for at least four sentences and don't like articles that are mostly pictures.  So if you don't get the usual response, that is the reason why.  As always, many thanks for your participation with Writer Beat!
Ric Wells Added Jul 5, 2017 - 11:23am
T'sock. I see where Trump is measuring his dick with missiles again. 
Bill H. Added Jul 5, 2017 - 12:18pm
I suspect that the upcoming meeting with his bud Vlad will turn out to be a duel of who is the most macho, and nothing about détente.
Any discussions will most likely center around future Russian Trump Tower locations and availability of Russian hookers.
Jeff Michka Added Jul 5, 2017 - 4:29pm
Bill H notes: Any discussions will most likely center around future Russian Trump Tower locations and availability of Russian hookers. - Yup, what else can they talk about?  Melanoma Trump is along to swat hookers off her hubby, so the sheet don't leave that distinctive yellow stains and odors she has become "use to."  Putin/Trump @ g20: Much Ado About Nothing.  Remember, it's Trump.
Jeff Michka Added Jul 5, 2017 - 4:33pm
9/11 finished off the USA and people living in it.  Either you became an elite, or became governed by "fear of brown people" and everything else.  The soccer moms were all afraid that at any moment Osama Bin Laden would shove their vegetables into the manure spreader and fly the crop duster into it.  Irrationally scared people make outstandingly bad decisions.
Donna Added Jul 5, 2017 - 5:00pm
You have good insight. I like how you put an article together. Cool style!! Unique! To the subject #45 is simply an Ass. IMHO. )0(
Donna Added Jul 5, 2017 - 5:02pm
Michka. You are a guy I love. ;). )0(
Jeff Michka Added Jul 5, 2017 - 5:31pm
TY, Donna, you've always written interesting stuff from a different perspective that doesn't preclude humanity or want "humanity" rounded up and gassed.  Did the union get my latest George Soros paycheck and my new one from "the Deep State?"
Tubularsock Added Jul 5, 2017 - 6:16pm
Thanks Autumn for letting Tubularsock know.
Tubularsock has alway been pretty good at breaking rules but in this case it was not Tubularsock’s intention. It was just that Tubularsock believed that the simplicity of the concept was strong and just went for it.
Tubularsock could go for “a picture is worth a thousand words” which would mean that Tubularsock had presented 4048 words but then again .........
Thanks for overseeing such a wonderful website. Tubularsock’s having a good time!
Tubularsock Added Jul 5, 2017 - 6:17pm
Well Ric, between Tweet’s small hands and Kim Jong’s short stature all fucking hell could break out!
Tubularsock Added Jul 5, 2017 - 6:18pm
Bill H. you have hit the nail on the head. Hopefully for us Tweet doesn’t take off his shirt because it would be a bad photo op for American manhood to see those hookers running away from our shirtless pussy grabber!
Tubularsock Added Jul 5, 2017 - 6:19pm
Jeff Michka, Tubularsock has a “feeling” that if Melanoma isn’t holding Tweet’s hand she isn’t holding anything else! She may not care if Tweet and the Hookers hook up.
Gives her more “face-time” with Vlad.
As for the soccer mom’s fear, you may not be aware of Tubularsock’s theory that Bin Laden is still alive and hanging out with Elvis at the Dairy Queen in Texas. Tubularsock has proof BUT you have to eat all your vegetables first!
Tubularsock Added Jul 5, 2017 - 6:19pm
Donna, Thanks for your comment. Glad you stopped in and as for your humble opinion on #45 did you mean IQ or placement in the pantheon of puppets?
Jeff Michka Added Jul 7, 2017 - 6:53pm
The look of love was on Trump's face when he was with Vlad earlier today.  Sounds like an old tune that's appropriate to "their meeting."  Rumors have it Vlad doesn't use condoms...
Tubularsock Added Jul 7, 2017 - 11:30pm
Jeff, if you fire "blanks" you don't need them!
Jeff Michka Added Jul 8, 2017 - 4:01pm
Tubularsock sez: Jeff, if you fire "blanks" you don't need them!  True, but you know, it was Trump, so it was all about him.
Tubularsock Added Jul 8, 2017 - 4:19pm
TRUMP, the ultimate in blank. And yes it is ALWAYS about him!

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