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Well it looks like the “devil” is knocking on little-prick-jeff-sessions “back door” sort of speak. Tubularsock has always said that those overly pious, God-fearing Christians should NEVER bend over anywhere near Trump!



Well little jeffy did bend over a few times and still would “butt” he may be packing his bags soon.


However, Tubularsock does give credit to little jeffy for recusing himself from the on going Russian investigation as he should have done and did EVEN at the expense of Orange-Tweet’s wrath. Legally as well as ethically it was required so Sessions’ gets a gold star for that!


Yet he is still a little-stale-racist-white-cracker none the less and Tubularsock will be happy to see him go.


But Tubularsock will be glad to bring  jeffy over to the nearest Black Christian LGBT pot smoking party and introduce him to new friends. Hey, Tubularsock doesn’t hold a grudge ……………………….



You know little jeffy will be so much happier taking his dominatrix wife and himself back to Alabama and leave Trump’s cyberbullying. Oh sure he’ll miss it but maybe he’ll just be better off in his home territory and away from the evils of Sodom and Gomorrah.


Hell, Orange-Tweet plays hard ball!





Tubularsock Added Jul 28, 2017 - 6:02pm
Jeff Sessions has upset Orange-Tweet and this makes him one step up but the fact that the guy is low doesn't lift him up high enough to notice in a crowd deplorables.
Jeff Michka Added Jul 28, 2017 - 8:31pm

Tubularsock sez: but the fact that the guy is low doesn't lift him up high enough to notice in a crowd deplorables.-Ooooo..."deplorables," eh?  You're gonna anger them thar Trumpeters without a tune, and now without getting his  Preibus' R(e)insed.  Hmmm.  Jeff Session sounds like something that happens in a strip club...  LOL

Tubularsock Added Jul 28, 2017 - 8:54pm
So you too have been to that strip club! Tubularsock tries to go weekly!
Dino Manalis Added Jul 29, 2017 - 8:55am
Sessions excused himself from the Russia probe, because it was legally correct, but continues to support Trump's agenda.  The president has nothing to fear from him. Actually, Trump should also support the investigation and try to stop foreign meddling, which has always been taking place, but constantly insist he would never betray America!
Kimberly Rose Added Jul 29, 2017 - 10:32am
How do you figure sessions is a racist?
Bill H. Added Jul 29, 2017 - 10:50am
Kimberly - Here are some of Jeff Sessions racist quotes to help you understand why.
Kimberly Rose Added Jul 29, 2017 - 10:57am
You're too funny.  Allegedly saying something racist is a world a part from actually saying something racist.  Or didn't you read your own link?
Tubularsock Added Jul 29, 2017 - 1:20pm
Kimberly --- racism is an insidious thing. One can be racist and not speak it aloud. Actions speak louder than words.
The fact that in 1986, a bipartisan majority of the Senate Judiciary Committee rejected Sessions’ nomination to a federal judgeship in the midst of charges of racial bias is an indication that he may have “issues” when it comes to race.
An indicator of his “problem” was a 1984 case that came to be known as the "Marion 3" – Sessions's prosecution of three civil rights workers over what he perceived as voting fraud. (see Lani Guinier’s book Lift Every Voice)
Now his “joke” about liking the KKK until he found out they smoked pot can be “funny” but may be a little offsetting told by a public figure that decides cases in a court of law.
How one in perceived is as important as how one happens to be. Especially when one adjudicates the laws of the United States.
Now Tubularsock does not know Jeffy but Tubularsock is well aware of the attitudes of those from Alabama of his generation. And THAT does not bode well for Sessions’ “breaking-out” of a basic core of racism!
Lady Sekhmetnakt Added Jul 29, 2017 - 5:33pm
I was more offended by the assertion that smoking a harmless plant is somehow a bad thing myself. The guy knows how to offend everyone, maybe worse than Trump. What an idiot. 
Wick Burner Added Jul 30, 2017 - 4:08am
Let me know when that pot smoking party is happening.
If I'm in the neighbourhood, I might just drop in...  ;-)
Lady Sekhmetnakt Added Jul 30, 2017 - 2:57pm
Ari Silverstein Added Jul 30, 2017 - 10:28pm
As to Sessions being a racist, I find the accusation an insult to all victims of racism.  Actual victims of racism can provide concrete evidence of racism.  As for Sessions, all you have is allegations based hearsay (Bill’s link) and you suggest there “may” be issues regarding race.  Please quote him or show him doing something racist.  Instead you go back to some obscure joke made in 1986. 
I couldn’t agree more about what you said about perception of racism.  The MSM and non-MSM media (you) have done a great job of accusing Sessions of being a racist.  You do it so often that you all actually believe your own bullshit.
Tubularsock Added Jul 31, 2017 - 12:18pm
Jenifer you are right on the mark about the harmless plant as well as Jeffy being an idiot. Pretty good 2 for 2!
Tubularsock Added Jul 31, 2017 - 12:18pm
Wick, IT’S ON!
Tubularsock Added Jul 31, 2017 - 12:21pm
Ari Silverstein thanks for your comment. Well, Ari unless we have an inside track and are right up and personal with a person or issue, allegations based on hearsay are about all we ever have.
The people that have been around him have provided the information and have explained what they have heard from him. And that information is much more extensive than just the one “obscure joke” which Tubularsock rather liked.
Sessions’ may not even “get” that he’s a racist”. Times have changed around him and at one time calling a black man “boy” was well, what you called him. But just because one is asleep to being racist doesn’t mean that they aren’t racist. And you may be able to say that his “good-ol’-boy” style is becoming of the office. Tubularsock doesn’t think so. That is all we’ve got here Ari. You believe unless YOU hear his words yourself then any other source is “hearsay”.
Now as far as “bullshit”, Tubularsock uses waders with extra thick padding to seek out information and it’s a known fact that Tubularsock’s BULLSHIT™ is some of the best going down. Tubularsock is on the “Top of the pile”! Trust Tubularsock on that.
Thanks Ari.
Wick Burner Added Aug 1, 2017 - 10:09am
Tube! - I'm THERE!!
Ari Silverstein Added Aug 1, 2017 - 10:33am
Spare me.  To identify racism all one needs is to do is document someone’s racist words or actions.  Because you have no evidence on Sessions, you rely on someone else’s opinion of him or hearsay.  Yes, he used the word “boy” inappropriately in 1986. That’s not evidence of anything.  It’s the same crap with labeling Trump a racist without any evidence. 
This entire discussion proves one thing to me and that’s more evidence on how the Left plays politics.  Basically, if you disagree with someone’s politics, you call them a racist or a sexist. 
Bill H. Added Aug 1, 2017 - 11:16am
Ari - As far as Trump, remember there was a 1973 lawsuit brought by the Justice Department concerning that Trump would not rent apartments in one of his developments to African-Americans, which was settled and  required the Trumps to place ads in newspapers saying that they welcomed black applicants. It may not may him a blazing racist, but it certainly projects his attitudes.
Tubularsock Added Aug 1, 2017 - 12:02pm
Ari, Tubularsock doesn’t even know Sessions. But you must because you are so sure that the man is as pure as the driven snow when it comes to racism. But when Tubularsock gives you an actual racist term used by Sessions, “boy”, you agree it is an “inappropriate” term but isn’t “evidence of anything”.
Well perhaps, there lies the problem, Ari. Maybe you don’t understand what calling a grown Black man, “Boy” means. You may want to try it out next time you ride a bus and see the evidence of its meaning first hand come at you in form of a fist.
Some Black men have a much more of a direct connection to the term “boy” and racism.
And spare Tubularsock all the shit about “how the Left plays politics” like somehow there is any difference when it comes to spewing out the crap.
When is comes to racism and sexism the “Right” hasn’t cornered the market. There is plenty of racism and sexism to go around in this society.
Thanks for your comment, even when you’re wrong!
Tubularsock Added Aug 1, 2017 - 12:05pm
Bill H., good point but Trump doesn't have the attention span to be a good racist. But he can remember long enough to take advantage of ANYONE to rip them off!
Thomas Napers Added Aug 2, 2017 - 12:47am
You’re such a “little prick.”  Between the name-calling and silly images, why do even bother writing about serious matters.  You even put Sessions’ wife in your nasty cross-hairs, let alone the suggestion Trump is butt fucking people he doesn’t like.  The fact of the matter is that Sessions did a very honorable thing in recusing himself, while no such action was done by Obama’s Attorney Generals.  An honorable guy like that is very unlikely to be a racist.  So of course you convict of being a racist because people “around him” say he’s a racist.  What joke of a post. 
S.R. Morris Added Aug 2, 2017 - 7:24am
I'd like to know the names of the people around Sessions that believe he's a racist.  Then I'd like to  ask each of them "why do hang around a racist?
Tubularsock Added Aug 2, 2017 - 1:52pm
Thomas Napers, thank you for taking the time to comment. It is good to see that we both agree on Sessions’ recusing himself from the Russian investigation mess was definitely the honorable thing to do.
But then assuming that an “honorable guy . . . is very unlikely to be a racist” is rather a big jump.
Racism is not limited to “evil guys” only. Racism permeates our society. It most often comes from fear of others and then that fear is projected onto others to prove that that fear is justified.
Sessions may not believe he is racist but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t. Or for that matter that goes for any of us. One does not have to stand on the mountain top and scream racial epitaphs to be a racist. WE can do it in our own minds. It is pretty common really. No matter what race you are!
And now Thomas, Tubularsock has rather large hands which may challenge your evaluation of Tubularsock being a “little prick”. Of course that would depend on if the hand size theory is correct!
As for “. . . Trump is butt fucking people he doesn’t like” maybe you just haven’t noticed that that is just his style.
Tubularsock Added Aug 2, 2017 - 1:55pm
S.R. Morris, thank you for your comment. The list is long but because you asked here are three to start you off.
J.Gerald Hebert, Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division at the time he knew Sessions has stated, “. . . I had a number of conversations with him, and in a number of those conversations he made remarks that were deeply concerning.”
John Saxon, a Birmingham-based attorney, indicated that Sessions blocked efforts to increase diverse representation or reverse the vast racial disparities in the criminal justice system.
Thomas Figures, a former assistant U.S. attorney, testified that Sessions and two others in the office referred to him as “boy.”
But here, for Tubularsock, is the entire essence of this racism:
“I (Figures) realize, on the other hand, that Mr. Sessions’ remark may not have been premeditated. There was a period in our own lifetimes when blacks where regularly admonished to be particularly polite or deferential, and a remark of that sort may have just slipped out inadvertently.”
Even though it was a racist description that was accepted and just “slipped out” it is still Racist. And that is the point. Even if it is only in the mind it still influences the decisions one makes and that mind set can be seen in reality by the judicial decision Sessions’ have made.
As for your question, "why do (you) hang around a racist?
In the above list it was due to the fact that they worked with him but in general in Tubularsock’s experience it is pretty difficult to choose only “pure” friends. What fun is that?

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