A TUBULARSOCK EXCLUSIVE: NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

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A TUBULARSOCK EXCLUSIVE:
NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

 

Ok as usual, Tubularsock has an insider’s perspective into the current administration being that as Secretary of the Deplorables Tubularsock is on the “right” side of the right government policies of The Super-Bigly Great Orange One!

 

Rumor has it that Tubularsock has positioned himself in the current West Wing of the White House in the boiler-room where he has control of the heating and cooling of the building. Being the ONLY member of the current administration that knows the secret codes for the indoor environment of the White House puts Tubularsock in an enviable power position.

 

So when it was reviled by the New York Signs, a hostile progressive publication, that the Secretary of the Deplorables had been subpoenaed by Robert Mueller much anticipation was anticipated. And as that anticipated anticipation grew the left-stream-press concluded that Russia was involved!

 

 

As Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has reported through an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because she was not authorized to speak to the media, that Russia may have a relationship with the Secretary of the Deplorables but this was denied by the administration.

 

However it was noted by a former Secret Service agent who did not wish to be identified that some ties with the Russian Government may be true. Some documentation was procured from this individual as seen below.

 

 

“I hasten to point out that in no sense do I claim the ideas I am submitting are a real thing. They constitute a theory, not a thesis”, stated the former Secret Service agent.

 

But an American official familiar with the talks with Mueller, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly stated, “some pictures are really worth a thousand words”.

 

Yet the investigation conducted by the sharp-eyed-reporters from Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has produced an actual photograph that may add some light to the Trump-Tube Russian connection.

 

 

Now sure Felix Sater has Russian connections! Hell, he’s Russian!

 

When asked, Tubularsock, Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, stated, “Felix Sater is a Russian-American gangster of the old school. You know, a classical American tradition type Eliot Ness gangster. It is this solid American criminal tradition that our President believes in …… make America Great again!”

 

Felix Sater has deep financial connections to Trump and to Russia. Felix Sater has been a friend of Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen since childhood, and is an important Trump business partner who worked out of Trump Tower.

 

But funny, when Donald was asked about his connections with Felix, Trump said, “I’m not that familiar with him.”

 

Which would be expected for Trump to say especially after his associate Felix Sater, described his ambitions in emails to Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen.

 

In those emails Sater states, “Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.” (New York Times … for real!)

 

So we all have, so far, three possible Russian connections with Trump.

 

The first is the meeting in Trump Tower between Russian agents and Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner.

 

The second connection is the attempt by Republican operative Peter W. Smith to obtain Hillary Clinton’s emails through Russian hackers. According to The Wall Street Journal “Robert Mueller is investigating Michael Flynn’s connection to this operation”.

 

And the third connection is Felix Sater.

 

Looks like a full plate.

 

 

But in truth the Russian connection is there but it is mostly bullshit.

 

The real deal is going to be the evidence that is being collected on financial crimes, including potential money laundering that is where Donald and his family are going to go down!

 

Comments

Tubularsock Added Sep 1, 2017 - 7:30pm
Sometimes Tubularsock's"alternut news" is all you need to keep up with all the crazies. Joining them makes you a friend, come along!
John G Added Sep 1, 2017 - 9:12pm
We need someone to research your piece for a couple of months so we can get to the truth.
Tubularsock Added Sep 1, 2017 - 9:42pm
Dannl, Tubularsock only reports what he sees. A funny story that you may not have heard yet in the maimed-streamed-media but word has it that Yoko and Bernie are dating. And not only THAT, Elvis is pissed!
 
Thanks for your comment. Oh sure we can meet at the Dairy Queen in Del Rio, Texas and see the aliens. But only after the floods!
Tubularsock Added Sep 1, 2017 - 9:43pm
John G, relax. Just trust Tubularsock. Truth is so overrated!
Tubularsock Added Sep 2, 2017 - 1:52am
Oh, that's correct ..... "elvis has just left the building"! Yoko and the 8th ..... Tubularsock has turned on his radar. Great, Dairy Queen will be fun!
John G Added Sep 2, 2017 - 3:49am
John G, relax. Just trust Tubularsock. Truth is so overrated!
Wibble.
Dino Manalis Added Sep 2, 2017 - 9:50am
Mueller is itching to find something, he can't find anything, he's looking into Trump's finances now to find something in relation to Russia.
Tubularsock Added Sep 2, 2017 - 10:24am
Dino, Tubularsock isn’t a big fan of Trump but you are correct. The Russian thing is just bull shit and not much there’s there.
 
And as for the hacking the elections, what bullshit. That is something the Clinton’s would have done if they would have thought of it!
 
The problem is the neocons have corralled him, put a general in as his chief of staff and he has sold out. They all do. He is now just entertainment.
Katharine Otto Added Sep 2, 2017 - 4:35pm
Tubularsock,
Thanks for the refreshing fake on the not-news. The Prez has made an art and science of gaming the system, but the system was built to be gamed.  If he gets deposed, he could make billions again on teaching others his tricks. 
Tubularsock Added Sep 2, 2017 - 5:05pm
Katharine, if ANYBODY could the Orange Tweet could. Trump is already making tons of money on all this shit!
 
Tubularsock has just heard that he plans a new book coming out in December called the ART OF THE STEAL.
 
Thanks for your comment. Cheers!
Jenifer Frost Added Sep 2, 2017 - 8:17pm
Tubularsock writes "The real deal is going to be the evidence that is being collected on financial crimes, including potential money laundering that is where Donald and his family are going to go down!" 
That may be the case, but I feel that the Russiagate McCarthyism has so blinded the so called "left" that they won't be able to see Trump's real crimes out of looking for Russian ghosts and boogeyman in the closets. 
Tubularsock Added Sep 3, 2017 - 12:29am
Jenifer, you may be correct on that one. Whatever the "left" is called besides, "confused" fits into that scenario for sure. Thanks for your comment.
 
 
Phil Greenough Added Sep 3, 2017 - 5:43am
As a humor hit piece on Trump I give your article high marks.  As a humor hit piece whereby the reader learns something and gets a laugh, I give your article low marks.  I simply couldn’t tell where the humor stopped and the truth began.  I thought anointing yourself Secretary of the Deplorables was very creative.  I sure wish you wrote for my side of the political divide, however it’s comforting to know what you write is all fiction.
Stone-Eater Friedli Added Sep 3, 2017 - 12:02pm
Tube
 
Funny one with good points which aren't so funny :-) You got some really specific writing style there LOL
Stone-Eater Friedli Added Sep 3, 2017 - 12:03pm
"Secretay of the Deplorables." Hilarious !
 
Need a job commenting on the German Bundestag ?
Stephen Hunter Added Sep 3, 2017 - 12:27pm
Tube, are you not taking a large risk for you and your family, by diverging this information. I am sure you have received threats from both sides.
Tubularsock Added Sep 3, 2017 - 1:18pm
Thank you Phil, Tubularsock would have you consider your observation that you couldn’t separate the humor of Tubularsock’s article and the humor of the subject matter in terms of “truth”. Rather scary, don’t you think? In that lies the major point Tubularsock was making.
 
However Tubularsock is not partisan with our political leadership and their humor possibilities. If you read the historical scope of Tubularsock “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” you would find that Obummer, Killery, and Baby Shrub don’t fair much better than President Orange Tweet.
 
It is not the Leader that bothers Tubularsock it is the hypocrisy of the entire system.
 
You also may notice that Tubularsock, The Secretary of the Deplorables, still has his job in this administration. THAT is pretty amazing if you look at the slaughter of all the aides and advisors that have been piled on the trash-heap of history.
 
Thanks for your comment Phil. Tubularsock appreciates you taking the time. Cheers.
Tubularsock Added Sep 3, 2017 - 1:19pm
Stone-Eater Friedli, thanks. Tubularsock does enjoy himself in the role of muckraker and President Orange Tweet does make it some what easy.
 
As for “a job commenting on the German Bundestag” it may need more qualifications than drinking German beer, you know ..... like knowing the German language.
 
But on second thought, enough German beer and maybe the language will happen through osmosis. I’ll start today working on that theory!
Stone-Eater Friedli Added Sep 3, 2017 - 1:24pm
Tube
 
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/what-two-years-of-living-in-america-taught-me-a-1165557.html
 
Here's an article on the US by a German journalist, and here...
 
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/angela-merkel-in-everything-i-do-i-aim-to-strengthen-democracy-a-1165680.html
 
Interview with the favorite German housewife Miss Piggie (Merkel = Ferkel (young pig in German)). That German mag has an English page so no need for German :-)
Tubularsock Added Sep 3, 2017 - 1:49pm
Stephen, Thank you so much for your concern for Tubularsock and the Tubularsock Family. In the world today the truth is truth unless it is not truth and then its politics.
 
Tubularsock is willing to risk for YOU, Stephen, because that is what TRUTH is all about!
 
Oh sure there are multiple risks. As Vlad and Tubularsock were just discussing the other day at Mar-a-Lago on the ninth hole watching Donnie cheating again by moving the ball because he is President.
 
You may not be aware of the security provided Tubularsock as Secretary of the Deplorables but it is substantial. And the fun part, as a citizen, you are paying for it!
 
Cheers, Your friend in the government, Tube
Jeff Michka Added Sep 3, 2017 - 8:25pm
Ah, it's nice to know WB's homage to "The Leningrad Cowboys", Tubularsock fares well. As The Big Tubular sez: Oh sure there are multiple risks. As Vlad and Tubularsock were just discussing the other day at Mar-a-Lago on the ninth hole watching Donnie cheating again by moving the ball because he is President.-A Day in the Life?
Thomas Napers Added Sep 4, 2017 - 4:00am
It make no sense to me why the Russians would want Trump to win, making equally implausible they would collude with him.  The only thing they were looking to do was to put doubt on our democratic process and they succeeded in doing that in spades. 
 
There reason it makes no sense is because while Secretary of State Hillary gave the Russians a relations reset button right after Russia invaded a sovereign nation (Georgia).  This gave Russia the green light to invade Ukraine and the rest of the Former Soviet Union.  I don’t think Russia ever thought Hillary would lose to Trump, leaking all that information was mostly to make it look like Sanders should have won. 
wsucram15 Added Sep 4, 2017 - 5:42am
Tubulasock..that pic was on one of my links..did you read my article?  I hope so.  :)
The article was written with humor...I like it.
Stone-Eater Friedli Added Sep 4, 2017 - 10:49am
For my dear friends in the US who constantly deny US aggression ;-)
 
US General Douglas MacArthur testified to Congress in 1951 that:
‘The war in Korea has already destroyed that nation of 20,000,000 people. I have never seen such devastation. I have seen, I guess, as much blood and disaster as any living man, and it just curdled my stomach, the last time I was there. After I looked at that wreckage and those thousands of women and children and everything, I vomited.” (‘Napalm – An American Biography’ by Robert Neer, Belknap Press, 2013, p. 100, quoted by Media Lens).

US Air Force General Curtis LeMay wrote:
“We burned down just about every city in North Korea and South Korea both…we killed off over a million civilians and drove several million more from their homes, with the inevitable additional tragedies bound to ensue.” (Ibid., p. 100, quoted by Media Lens).
 
Sorry Tube, for mixing something else in between, but the Deplorables seem in full swing until now LOL
Tubularsock Added Sep 4, 2017 - 4:05pm
Stone-Eater Friedli thanks for the German links. And Tubularsock does not mean sausage, but now that Tubularsock is thinking about it might be good as well.
 
Tubularsock will take a look and see what the Germans are up to.
Tubularsock Added Sep 4, 2017 - 4:06pm
Jeff, “A Day in the Life” ........ Tubularsock reports it as he sees it. Sure it's the truth!
Tubularsock Added Sep 4, 2017 - 4:09pm
Thomas Napers thanks for taking the time to comment.
 
Come now Thomas, do you really think that it would take the Russians to put “doubt on our democratic process”?
 
If so, thank you Vlad!
 
Our system has been rigged for so long that if it takes the fucking Russians to wake Americans up to THAT doesn’t say much for our citizens intelligence. Ya’ think?
 
And you may want to do a bit more research into the entire Ukraine overthrow. You seem to have forgotten the CIA involvement.
 
There is very strong evidence that in terms of Clinton’s email leaks, they were an inside job.
Tubularsock Added Sep 4, 2017 - 4:10pm
wsucram15, “did you read my article?” Tubularsock reads all your articles but Tubularsock believes you are referring to “This is The Question”, correct.
 
Yes, a similar picture was in the link within your article but if you take a closer look the photo Tubularsock took with his trusty Nikon reversed lens 1090 which shows the photo BEFORE the other photographer took the shot.
 
Not to go into detail as to how Tubularsock’s trusty Nikon reversed lens 1090 operates but trust Tubularsock on this. The proof is in the proof and only that is in the eye of the of the photographer, which was Tubularsock!
Tubularsock Added Sep 4, 2017 - 4:11pm
Stone-Eater Friedli, the sorry for “mixing something else in between” is NOT what the sorry should be about.
 
The SORRY is about why General LeMay wasn’t aborted at birth!
John G Added Sep 4, 2017 - 8:56pm
And Russia didn't invade Georgia either. It's so sad that people believe such blatant propaganda.
Tubularsock Added Sep 4, 2017 - 9:11pm
Agreed John G. If one really takes a clear look there is only ONE country that seem to invade and that is the U.S.
 
Killing for democracy is good business!
Jeff Michka Added Sep 4, 2017 - 9:26pm
Tubularsock mention: Tubularsock has turned on his radar. Great, Dairy Queen will be fun!-Make sure Yoder pays, and closely watch you food and drinks.  LOL
Jeff Michka Added Sep 4, 2017 - 9:28pm
The SORRY is about why General LeMay wasn’t aborted at birth- You didn't mention one of Douggie Mac's "plans" for "winning the war in Korea" was using a bunch of tactical nukes and give the North Koreans executive suntans.  Lemay was all for it, of course.
wsucram15 Added Sep 5, 2017 - 12:42pm
Tubularsock..yes I read the article.  Its good. It is the same pic..(not mine btw) but your take on all those pics was interesting. 
I understand reversing the lens, I am a photographer and get to enjoy it more now that I dont work 100 hours a week.  Photoshop does the same thing...lol.
Tubularsock Added Sep 5, 2017 - 4:48pm
Oh Jeff, you have so little faith in your friend Yoder!
Tubularsock Added Sep 5, 2017 - 4:48pm
Ok Jeff, both should have been aborted. It’s cheaper by the dozen anyway!
Tubularsock Added Sep 5, 2017 - 4:49pm
wsucram15, Photoshop, what’s that?
 
Glad you have stopped the 100 hours of work a week. Tubularsock had to get his calculator out to discover that there are EVEN MORE hours in a week.
 
You wasted 68 additional hours!
 
Well some people are just lazy!
 
Thanks for your comment, wsucram.
Tubularsock Added Sep 5, 2017 - 4:58pm
Dannl! You are a hell of a guy. Tubularsock is sure that Jeff will be rushing in to thank you any moment now! Or not.

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