Put IT in Don’t Put IT in

 

As he lay there unsure of himself and despite her disappointment that IT was not big enough, she told him to put IT in. Notwithstanding her comforting words, he, too, was disappointed as IT did not raise to his expectation. So he uttered, “I will not put IT in then pull IT out.” She was from Jamaica, so she understood the ramifications of his action. She did not understand if IT and the following were also pertaining to women across the world.

 

If IT was put in and not pulled out at the precise moment, IT could grow roots and someone could be put out. IT was mostly the girls who were put out. So to balance the raging fire and the fear of the action of disappointed parents, girls secured a pledge from boys that IT would be pulled out at a precise moment. Things did not always go as planned. Many a boy somehow changed to a vice gripping monster at the precise moment. Additionally, overtaken with madness at the sense of the break of the rhythm involved with taking IT out, many a girls shouted DON’T TEX IT OUT.

The ephemeral joys associated with the ubiquitous IT is both long and short lived. The result is seen and unseen in front of a mirror which one stands. But, IT is what IT is. The joy and the sorrow is personal.

 

And so we come back to our couple. Because of anxiety, he was not up to his witty performance, so she asked him if IT was in. He said he was not sure.  Fed up, she shouted.  "PUT IT IN or SHUT UP."

 

Put in YOUR DAMN retirement papers. The raise is not as big as you expected, so pull out some money from your IRA.

Comments

Ari Silverstein Added Sep 22, 2017 - 10:32am
Not funny in the slightest.
Dr. Rupert Green Added Sep 22, 2017 - 11:19am
"Not funny in the slightest."
Au contraire my friend, I see the bemusement on your face.
 
So, was it artful and deceptive? Did it deviate from where your mind was focused? Do you understand its global ramification regarding women, the price they pay and the life and death decision they had to make?  
To offer you a scaffold, explore why people write and explain a few genre of writings and get back to me.?  
Thomas Sutrina Added Sep 22, 2017 - 11:54am
Are you talking about politicians?  Promising goodies and a better world is the putting it in.  Taking it out is the taxes, inflation, and debt.  Yes you have to take in out before the taxes, inflation, and debt become to burdensome.
Dr. Rupert Green Added Sep 22, 2017 - 1:45pm
@Thomas. Your body of work indicates that your response was borne out of the need for gaiety and frivolity as opposed to the advancement of personal ignorance. I am happy that my work accorded you the opportunity to demonstrate your versatility as a global scholar,  as opposed to others who are pigeonholed and constrained by the one topic they can discuss.  
Micahel Dolan Added Sep 22, 2017 - 11:34pm
Lame attempt at humor-----
Dr. Rupert Green Added Sep 23, 2017 - 6:51am
@Michael. "Lame attempt at humor-----"
 
If indeed I am lame at that which I sought to accomplish, would you my WB teachers and learners provide instruction or an immediate putting down as administered to a lame horse? What is the bigger aim of Writer Beat, a beat down or edification?
 
The two responses so far show the shallowness of those who are "Americans"-- lacking a global and multicultural understanding.
 
Withing this piece, I speak to premarital sex, pro-life, pro-choice, the demonizing and punishment of girls who get pregnant as opposed to the way boys are treated.
 
Perhaps I am naive in thinking this does not only happen to women in the US.
 
 
Thomas Sutrina Added Sep 23, 2017 - 11:01am
Actually as a long time resident of Illinois the comments about politicians is from experience.