As he lay there unsure of himself and despite her disappointment that IT was not big enough, she told him to put IT in. Notwithstanding her comforting words, he, too, was disappointed as IT did not raise to his expectation. So he uttered, “I will not put IT in then pull IT out.” She was from Jamaica, so she understood the ramifications of his action. She did not understand if IT and the following were also pertaining to women across the world.
If IT was put in and not pulled out at the precise moment, IT could grow roots and someone could be put out. IT was mostly the girls who were put out. So to balance the raging fire and the fear of the action of disappointed parents, girls secured a pledge from boys that IT would be pulled out at a precise moment. Things did not always go as planned. Many a boy somehow changed to a vice gripping monster at the precise moment. Additionally, overtaken with madness at the sense of the break of the rhythm involved with taking IT out, many a girls shouted DON’T TEX IT OUT.
The ephemeral joys associated with the ubiquitous IT is both long and short lived. The result is seen and unseen in front of a mirror which one stands. But, IT is what IT is. The joy and the sorrow is personal.
And so we come back to our couple. Because of anxiety, he was not up to his witty performance, so she asked him if IT was in. He said he was not sure. Fed up, she shouted. "PUT IT IN or SHUT UP."
Put in YOUR DAMN retirement papers. The raise is not as big as you expected, so pull out some money from your IRA.