A completely politically inappropriate children's rap poem

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A Tip to the Chauffeur by Marko


Money's made to be spent.

Women's meant to be screwed.

I don't care if that's not PC

I jes' don't wanna see y'all confused.


Men's are made to be dudes.

Use bodies like crash-test dummies.

Women's are made to be filled with sperm,

swell, giant plums for tummies.


Dudes will go to extreme ends 

to make the exchange happen.

History shows us Henry VII,

Harvery Weinstein, and Charlie Chaplin.


And women's know 

they're being taken for a ride,

but women's know that's what they're made for

to chauffeur life inside.


Money's made to be spent.

Women's meant to be screwed.

I don;t care if that's not PC

I jes' don't wanna see y'all confused.


A tip to the chauffeurs

who view us in the mirror's reflection,

or maybe through a pane of glass.

I tip you as a driver who set my direction,

not jes' another piece of ass.


Marko aka Mark Henry Smith 8/15/57 all rights reserved (C) 10.23/2017  


mark henry smith Added Oct 23, 2017 - 1:02pm
I think this will be my next Mother's Day poem.
Tubularsock Added Oct 23, 2017 - 7:56pm
‘fraid yo’ momma will be pissed off
when she sings the lines how you get off
trouble will be brewen’ high as hell
with all these lines and what they tell
but duck you better when house you enter
yo’ momma might not kindly take to your philandering
And kick your ass that may needen’
and shows who’s boss when you be bleeden’
Happy Mother’s Day from Tubularsock
mark henry smith Added Oct 24, 2017 - 12:57pm
Tubular, Hells Bells,
My momma is a liberal woman
who studied anatomy,
so she knows what I says is true.
Women were made to get the screw.
This is not a value judgment
or a statement on their worth.
It is merely recognition
that women are born to give birth
and men were put here to help them
in the best way they know how.
As a rap poem it needs to be reasonable insensitive
to the idea of woman being anything more than sex objects.
It's like writing haiku. You have to respect the form. 
Riley Brown Added Oct 27, 2017 - 11:59am
Your left one out:
"If women didn't screw there would be a bounty on them"
The only reason you don't have lots more outrageous comments is that everyone knows you're just having fun.
mark henry smith Added Nov 3, 2017 - 11:13am
How true, Riley in all things you say. Thanks for being so aware.