Yes we are!!! From the tops of our thick, semi-comprehending skulls to the bottoms of our perpetually stinky fucking feet, and from the backs of our very large or very flat asses to the tips of our very large or flat dicks!!! What to say…millions and millions of years of (de) evolution, (dis) creation, and whatever else you can throw in there (I’ve noticed that derogatory words often begin with a “d”, see what I mean), has shaped us into the creatures we are today. As if not being satisfied with destroying EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET isn’t enough, I think Mother Nature has cause for joy, as we will render ourselves extinct soon enough.
And who is responsible for this sorry state of affairs? Why, MEN, of course!!! You’ve been right all along ladies, men are responsible for anything and everything bad in the world. A woman said to me once, "Michael, do you know why men can't get Mad Cow Disease? Because you're all pigs." Another one told me, "Men are basically dogs that talk, and occasionally use flatware." Yet another one said I was the Anti-Christ. TRUE!!! Funny, when I really think about it, most of the women I've known absolutely HATE men one way or another, but that's OK with me, because I absolutely HATE many women one way or the other, so it all balances out!
I think the international symbols for males and females should change: men can be the pig of their choice, and women can be the bitches of their choice. Is there nothing new under the Sun here? I know, kind of an incomplete post, but any input will be appreciated. I think the one thing I find most frustrating is: Why do women object so strongly to being objectified and treated like objects, but yet seem to go out of their way to BE OBJECTIFIED AND TREATED LIKE OBJECTS?