Here is the hallowed Tofurkey.
It is the only thing allowed to me
On a Thanksgiving that is so PC.
Not allowed to say grace
Or be accused based on race.
Not allowed to thank God
Because that's considered so odd.
Can't discuss Pilgrims unless
Lectured on Indian's duress.
Oh, no, that word is forbidden,
My -ss will now be ridden
by the liberal lynch mobs
until wracked by sobs
or they move on to the next target
of two minute hate and yet …
I just want to be happy with my life
Not have to suffer with such strife
But liberal politics won't leave alone
Just hector and nag until we all groan.
Or say here are all the things we must hate.
Can't we just enjoy the food we ate?
No, you have to listen to them rant and hector.
Christmas will bring its own lecture.
The left wonders why we're all so divided.
It is because the right is so derided.
They think it is moral to inject politics everywhere.
And they'll attack you if you challenge them there.
Kids, let’s talk about why the nation is only bad.
And destroy the holiday fun we once had.
Collective guilt, blame and shame,
for this we have a name.
This is social justice
Ruining life for the rest of us.
Please just pass the rolls and eat
Without making us all want to retreat,
Without shaming and blaming like ancient Puritans
While you say they are the only bad ones.
Let us come together as family.
We can have peace if that’s not a memory.
Remember that diversity
Must include ideology
If we’re all to truly be free,
And able to live peacefully.