You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
You really want to steal
You are twitty as a tweeter, you just want to cop a feel, Mr. Trump
You're a bad example with no sex appeal!
A French philosopher of the 18th century, Joseph de Maistre, created the quote for our times. "Every nation gets the government it deserves". If that statement is correct, what does it say for the United States that we have ended up with two competing parties in Congress who see only evil in the opposition, and will not ever compromise with the enemy. Then add to the top of this noxious mess a flippant amateur provocateur who believes whatever image was shown to him on the TV during the past 5 minutes. To me, it says that we've arrived at the perfect reflection of the American character.
You're a monster, Mr. Trump
Your soul's a lump of coal
Your lies ooze out like butter, your conscience is a black hole, Mr. Trump
I wouldn't trust you with a nuclear code at your control!
George Orwell was incredibly prescient. "War is Peace, and Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable – what then?” The current administration clearly states its belief in alternate facts. Who cares if photographic evidence shows his inauguration crowd was smaller than Obama's? Fake news! What does it matter if the President tweets videos that have been debunked because they fit his preconceived idea of the enemy! It's not the videos that are important, it is the threat that they represent. So much falsity being slathered upon the national sandwich, day in, day out. And still his unthinking supporters celebrate each put down of the elite, reveling in their strong ignorance that sustains their belief in their dear leader.
You're a foul one, Mr. Trump
Your hair is an orange pile
Your support has been expressed for an accused pedophile, Mr. Trump
Given a choice between the two of you, I'd curl up in a ball of denial!
Donald Trump has succeeded in establishing an agenda for his peers. Forget the pledges of the campaign, where he promised to sustain and never cut the programs depended upon by his supporters. Forget his pledge to give Americans really, really good health care. "It’ll be better health care, much better, for less money.” Then he abdicated his power of the bully pulpit to the machinations of the Republicans in Congress who tried to demolish all aspects of the Affordable Care Act and replace it with an ersatz version that would enable the reestablishment of inadequate insurance plans whose only benefit was a lower premium cost. He became fixated upon the prospect of giving the American people the most massive tax cut in history, only to again delegate all details to the slim Republican majority in Congress. Their baby, being birthed through a c-section since they can't afford the time for a normal delivery, showers the GOP donor class with huge windfalls, while leaving very little golden shower to tinkle on the normal taxpayers of this nation. But to hear the cheerleaders in Congress, the rocket fuel given to the economy will cause economic pyrotechnics to stimulate the US economy in an orgy of growth. As far as trickle-down economics go, fool me once, shame on you (Reagan tax cuts). Fool me twice, shame on me (GWB tax cuts). Fool me 3 times, what the hell is going on here anyway?
You're a vile one, Mr. Trump
You won't even leave a crumb
You take thousands from your students while considering them dumb, Mr. Trump
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Skim, scam, scum"!
One campaign pledge Donald Trump made has been fulfilled. He has upset the order in Washington. In so doing, he has revealed that much of the overhead of the Federal Government really is needed in order to prevent chaos from overwhelming this nation. Through his unmitigated folly in denigrating the State Department, and in attempting to ghost this agency by neglecting to nominate diplomats, we are now celebrating all of the winning we are doing in international affairs. North Korea has been pacified by the bellicosity of the fire and fury style unleashed against them. Saudi Arabia has settled long-term issues with its neighbors Qatar and Yemen. Our long-time allies in Europe are hailing the improvement in relations with Washington after the years of neglect from previous administrations. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought today was opposite day.
You're a rotter, Mr. Trump
You love to share weird plots
You deny that you'll get richer but we connect the dots, Mr. Trump
Your soul is an appalling mixture of conceit shot through with hypocrisy,
Vanity, and insecurity all mangled up in tangled up knots!
Now it's been more than a year since the election. The true believers see only unsullied fulfillment of their dreams, though their leader has turned their dreams into nightmares. Still, they cannot see through their Fox induced haze to notice that not only is the Emperor buck naked, he's leading a parade of those who are taking off their clothes to follow his example. Meanwhile, those of us who use objective criteria to analyze performance, are concerned that the inconsistency, the depravity, and the rashness of our leader will end up destroying our democracy and will result in mass loss of life due to the wars he will call forth. Not even the Greeks could imagine a tragedy of such immense proportion due to hubris. May we live in interesting times.
We'll let Mr. Geisel have the last set of words.
You nauseate me, Mr. Trump
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Trump
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
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