a functioning america?: dumb, dumber, dumbest . . .
OH COME ON …… IS THIS REALLY TRUE?
When Tubularsock saw this, immediately doubt was the reaction.
Now, it is not that Tubularsock has any doubt what-so-ever that Donnie can’t tie his own shoes but Tubularsock had to do some research about this Newsweek article.
First, Tubularsock hates Newsweek and doesn’t trust much of what they say but also because of the stupidity of ALL of the Trumps’ and inability to tie their own shoes was a little too much.
Hell, Melania and Ivanka wear slip-on for Christ sake!
But alas, life is stranger than fiction.
It has been disclosed by the New York City Board of Elections that due to the lack of a 3rd grade level of intelligence the Trumps couldn’t vote for the Mayor of New York because………….
Donnie while filling in his absentee ballot put down the WRONG DATE FOR HIS OWN BIRTHDAY!
You know, how June and July look alike, right?
Melania wrote in under “county”, USA rather than New York and then proceeded to NOT SIGN the inner envelope as instructed to do for mail-in absentee ballots.
She is one of those immigrants that climbed the wall so at least it is somewhat understandable.
Ivanka filled out her ballot properly but didn’t mail it in on time.
And Jared, not being a “real-Trump” didn’t vote at all.
Now don’t let it bother you that:
Sure the beat goes on.
SPEAKING OF VOTING.
You have seen that Doug Jones won the Alabama Senate seat from the pedophile Moore who got less of the votes.
Moore who got less wants a recount.
But Alabama’s Secretary of State John Merrill has stated that Moore with less could have a recount if he paid for it.
But here is Tubularsock’s question:
Just how will the recount be counted?
Tubularsock assumes that the Alabama Supreme Court ruled that way because they thought the vote would be close and it would be Doug Jones wanting the recount.
Maybe that old good-ol’-boy system is going to take a hit!
Before the election Mitch McConnell suggested that PedoMoore should step down from running and head back to the mall and chase 14 year old virgins full time (or something like that) but then the Pussy-Grabbing-President-Dump put his full support behind Moore and then Mitch switched! (this all sounds a little gay to Tubularsock ….. just sayin’)
Mitch suggested that “IT WAS UP TO ALABAMANS TO CHOOSE THEIR SENATOR TO REPRESENT THEM IN THE U.S SENATE”!
But wouldn’t you know. Now that Alabamans have chosen their Senator to represent them, Mitch McConnell now is attempting to NOT ALLOW Doug Jones into the Senate to REPRESENT THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA until after the tax robbery bill is voted on.
It’s called democracy.