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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

“Well-placed” sources close to the Secretary of State have stated that Tubularsock, 
The Secretary of the Deplorables, has an uncanny ability to “fit-in” well with North Koreans due to his kimchi knowledge.

 

 

Tubularsock speaks Kimchi fluently as well as several other Vegan Languages.

 

Some have insinuated that the Secretary may be working “undercover” for the CIA after Tubularsock was overheard saying that “. . . the U.S. should cover-over the undercover and close the drawer on the issue at hand.”

 

 

This comment was verified by an official who spoke on condition of anonymity due to the laws in place about discussing sensitive diplomatic issues.

 

The comment occurred between Tubularsock and a room service maid at the TRUMP PYONGYANG HOTEL, according to a senior White House official involved in the preparations.

 

IN FURTHER NEWS:

 

Christmas is upon us and a miracle has occurred. The Big Bang Theory has been proven correct as demonstrated by the following cosmic insight by none other than TUBULARSOCK!

 

 

 

Comments

Tubularsock Added Dec 24, 2017 - 9:33pm
It is not easy to be ahead of the curve if you're not driving but Tubularsock is out in front of the curve because space is a curved circle with straight lines which believe they are circles so they can maintain friendships! That's Tubularsock Science for ya'!
Utpal Patel Added Dec 25, 2017 - 5:41am
Was this intended to be comedic? 
 
Trump has a hotel in North Korea?
Dave Volek Added Dec 25, 2017 - 10:33am
Tubularsock
You are indeed everywhere.
 
"Big Bang Theory" is a bane of mine. Back in my engineering student days, we used to have a skit night where different engineering faculties competed against each other for laughs and guffaws. Our level of humor, charged by beer and testosterone, was very similar to this famous TV show.
 
I missed my true calling.
 
Bill H. Added Dec 25, 2017 - 11:18am
Uptal-
Trump has hotels everywhere!
Many remember the famous Trump Hanoi Hilton.
Others such as the Trump Ice Palace in Greenland, the Trump Casa el  Volcán perched on Popocatepetl volcano in Mexico, the Trump Isle of Refuse floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in the famous  Gyre of marine debris in the central North Pacific Ocean, the Trump ANWR Refuge Paradise Villas in the Northern Arctic area, the Trump Watts Tower in south Los Angeles, the Trump Grand Staircase-Escalante in south Utah (under construction), and of course, his latest creation, the Trump Siberia Grand Tower, his newest ski resort in northern Russia.
Tubularsock Added Dec 25, 2017 - 12:47pm
Uptal thanks for your comment. The thought to ponder is that you have been put into a situation of even having a question about whether it is true or not.
 
In any other administration this idea would be absurd but not with Trump!
 
Tubularsock will refer you to Bill H. for the answer. Tubularsock has even stayed in the Trump Watts Tower in south Los Angeles!
Tubularsock Added Dec 25, 2017 - 12:48pm
Dave, it is true Tubularsock gets around.
 
Now, how about that Big Bang! It really is pretty easy to figure out.
 
If a big bang banged and no one heard it did the tree fall in the forest?
 
That should clear it up and have another beer!
Tubularsock Added Dec 25, 2017 - 12:48pm
Bill H. ........... the things you know.
Katharine Otto Added Dec 25, 2017 - 8:16pm
Tubularsock,
Yet another laugh-out-loud.  I have to wonder what you've been ingesting.  I want some.
Tubularsock Added Dec 25, 2017 - 8:54pm
Katharine, thank you. A few years ago Tubularsock was in Amsterdam
and frequented a "coffee bar" called the Noon. They had on their menu an item called "Black-Ice", an Afghan Hashish.
 
Of course being interested in multi-cultural activities Tubularsock bought a pipe and smoked away. Then Tubularsock flew home .......
 
Next time Tubularsock will take the aeroplane. 
 
Thanks for your comment and for reading Tubularsock, ". . . first hand coverage, second hand news."
Dino Manalis Added Dec 26, 2017 - 8:20am
We don't want another Korean War and diplomacy with Pyongyang would only delay North Korea's nuclear and missile development.  That's why we should negotiate with China to take action, Beijing should either stop assisting Pyongyang and allow Seoul to replace aid, or attack North Korea solely or jointly with the United States.  Reunification ought to be our goal, because it's in everyone's interests, except Kim's, and we should assure the Chinese that American troops will leave after reunification.
Tubularsock Added Dec 26, 2017 - 11:29am
Dino, thanks for your comment. Tubularsock agrees that we don't need another Korean War but how do you figure that the Chinese would even believe us "that American troops will leave after reunification."
 
The Chinese aren't stupid! There are PLENTY of examples of the U.S. breaking its word as well as treaties. Ask the Russians!
 
Hell, ask the Native Americans!
 
No, the U.S. is NOT to be trusted by its word ....... and that is the problem. Integrity is not one of our virtues!
opher goodwin Added Dec 26, 2017 - 4:46pm
Tub - I think you are stuck on a Mobius strip. It's OK. So are we. It's infinite.
Stone-Eater Added Dec 26, 2017 - 6:24pm
Trump has a hotel in North Korea?
 
Why not ? Business is better than war. Or do you prefer to be flattened ?
Stone-Eater Added Dec 26, 2017 - 6:26pm
 "that American troops will leave after reunification."
 
 
HEHEHE. That's the goal - to stay there. Why ? Because NK has a border with China AND Russia.
 
Does College not explain that ?
Jeff Michka Added Dec 26, 2017 - 6:36pm
Tubularsock sez: Dino, thanks for your comment. Tubularsock agrees that we don't need another Korean War.-We haven't ended the first Korean War yet.  It was  CEASEFIRE, NOT A SURRENDER.
Tubularsock Added Dec 26, 2017 - 8:57pm
Jeff, so true but it WAS a surrender, we lost! Then we tried again in Vietnam and lost that too. Funny how when we attack somebody's country the people that live there join a fight against the aggressors.
 
Shouldn't that be written down in some military lesson plan? The navy must have some kind of suggestion not to park the entire navy into one harbor. Seems like some admiral could have figured that out!
 
Could prove dangerous unless one wanted a set-up for a declaration of war or something. Now we are pushing weapons on Japan and Vietnam, hell even Korea!
 
Go where the money is and the military fodder will die for "democracy". Stupid shits!