PRESENT AT THE CREATION
Tubularsock was sitting in his Corner Office In His Underground Bunker Overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and pondering the absurd world we find ourselves.
But hey, what in the fuck would you expect if in each last election you had to vote for the “lessor of the two evils”!
It is just logical that in time you’d have to reach the bottom of the barrel, RIGHT?
And the real scary thing is that Orange Fuck and his deranged offspring and his third plastic wife may not be at the bottom.
Think about it! Makes WW3 look better already, doesn’t it!
So is there a way out?
So kick back and think of your options.
Sure Tubularsock has some options to suggest.
And remember these are only for fun, not real change.
First: We grab Pussy-Whipped-Session’s and give him a marijuana suppository to loosen up his dysfunctional brain and bring him into the 21st century!
Second: We remove the Christian Cross turned sideways from Pence’s ass to relieve the pressure on his brain as he waits for the second coming.
And Third ....... oh hell you come up with one! After all isn’t that what democracy is all about?