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Tubularsock was sitting in his Corner Office In His Underground Bunker Overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and pondering the absurd world we find ourselves.


But hey, what in the fuck would you expect if in each last election you had to vote for the “lessor of the two evils”!



It is just logical that in time you’d have to reach the bottom of the barrel, RIGHT?


And the real scary thing is that Orange Fuck and his deranged offspring and his third plastic wife may not be at the bottom.


Think about it! Makes WW3 look better already, doesn’t it!



So is there a way out?


So kick back and think of your options.

Sure Tubularsock has some options to suggest.

And remember these are only for fun, not real change.



First: We grab Pussy-Whipped-Session’s and give him a marijuana suppository to loosen up his dysfunctional brain and bring him into the 21st century!


Second: We remove the Christian Cross turned sideways from Pence’s ass to relieve the pressure on his brain as he waits for the second coming.


And Third ....... oh hell you come up with one! After all isn’t that what democracy is all about?





Tubularsock Added Jan 9, 2018 - 11:06pm
NO, we are not fucked!
We are FUCKED!
WW3 is our only glimmer of hope if you are looking for a positive spin!
opher goodwin Added Jan 10, 2018 - 3:54am
WE install Oprah in the Whitehouse!
Thomas Napers Added Jan 10, 2018 - 4:49am
That’s quite a mouth you have.  I thought we were fucked when it was learned that 13 separate payments of $99,999,999.99 from the US Government to Iran were made.  Not to mention the $400 million in cash that was flow to Iran in the middle of the night.  It wasn’t the money that made me think we were fucked, it was the fact it appeared the Democrats were a shoe it to control the presidency for 8 more years.  Then the miracle happened and the insanity finally ended. 
Shane Laing Added Jan 10, 2018 - 5:07am
Oprah no. I would suggest Tubularsock for president. I least the press briefings and the tweets would be funny.
Dave Volek Added Jan 10, 2018 - 11:03am
Yep, Tubularsock for President!
To better his chances of winning, I recommend that he runs in both Democratic and Republican primaries.
Where do I send the campaign donations?
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 12:19pm
opher, that is all we need, another billionaire to run things. In truth, it really doesn’t matter the place “runs itself”. Some call it the “deep state” but whatever you want to call it the same foreign policy continues no matter who is President.
And the domestic policy regardless of party always seems to help the rich.
Funny how that works.
Thanks for your comment.
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 12:20pm
Thomas, thanks for your comment.
Maybe you missed something along the way but when it comes to insanity take your pick, Democrap or Republican’t. Both parties seem to be able to feather their own personal nests but little for we pigeons!
Too much quacking going on but little progress .......... same as it ever ways!
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 12:24pm
Shane and Dave, Tubularsock thanks you for your landslide support and because of that landslide support Tubularsock has set up an exploratory committee to see just how large that landslide happens to be.
As for campaign donations, as usual Tubularsock recommends two tattered-brown-lunch-bags filled with unmarked Franklins. Sorry, don’t expect a receipt.
To see how well Tubularsock did in his campaign in 2016 see
Thanks, and as Roy used to say, “happy trails to you . . .”
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:43pm
Ah, the Opera Losefray ? 4get that. That's another establishment hypocrit chick (she might have been genuine when she was poor....) which probably sucked Weinstein's cock. Color's no deal when it comes to cash ;-)
Looks like real people get nowhere over there LOL
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:43pm
As usual *clap*
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:45pm
Right. Get Tube up there. Since the US consists mainly of entertainment people, why not choose intelligent entertainment ? In memoriam once again to George Carlin. Tube is his apprentice LOL
Dino Manalis Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:46pm
Yesterday, Trump held a bipartisan meeting on immigration and the media liked it, Trump's improving and sounds more and more presidential!
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:50pm
Are you awake ? LOL
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:54pm
BTW: You can twist and turn it any way you want: The choice you had for president was way below what one calls quality and competence. And - do you really think that a prez in the US has a real say except on pressing the red button ?
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:56pm
BTW2: But we do like Trump here. Why ? Because Monty Python doesn't exist anymore. Life of Brian might apply to the Donald :-)
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 1:58pm
BTW3: Her Crazyness would have been worse than Deranged Twat. What does that tell us ?
wsucram15 Added Jan 10, 2018 - 3:42pm
I second the motion..Tubularsock for President and the *clap*clap*clap*
Have a good one..
Dr. Rupert Green Added Jan 10, 2018 - 4:41pm
I asserted that President Trump will have everyone up in arms to the extent America will give elect the first woman president. Its a far stretch to thing Oprah will be that woman.
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 5:08pm
Now hold everything Stone-Eater! “Looks like real people get nowhere over there”
Not so, Tubularsock got out of bed this morning! Point A to point B is somewhere because point B is the coffee maker!
Tubularsock is assuming that *clap* is the sound of one hand, yes?
And Tubularsock thanks you for your comments.
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 5:09pm
Dino, you are a funny fellow. Tubularsock wonders in a trump-context if sounding “presidential” on immigration is shooting ever other Muslim and Mexican?
Dino, really the guys an idiot. It’s sad, but get real.
What is presidential anyway. If you use the maimed-stream-media’s point of view it is when a president bombs another country!
But thanks for the comment and trying to find some way to like the guy. But Trump isn’t just off base he missed the stadium!
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 5:09pm
wsucram15, it is amazing! With your support you will put Tubularsock over the top! The White House is just a step away!
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 5:10pm
You are correct again Dr.Green! Tubularsock thinks that Oprah is too smart to fall for that!
Stone-Eater Added Jan 10, 2018 - 6:58pm
*clap* two hands. My wife's not here ;-)
Tubularsock Added Jan 10, 2018 - 9:57pm
SEF??? is that a good thing!
wsucram15 Added Jan 10, 2018 - 11:45pm
Tubularsock..I know you jest, but I am from Ohio and can drum up support there and some other states. You should run for a state office first and then try in 2024. There are a couple of Billionaires out there looking for the right candidate...both in 2020 and 2024.
Your competition I have heard will be Paul Ryan..we will see.  I also think Romney may take another run, if he takes Utah.
Ben McCargo Added Jan 10, 2018 - 11:48pm
To Tube: No Oprah, please.  Don't do that to the Democratic Party. I got a ticket for you, fun or for real, you take your pick: Al Franken and Michael Steele in 2020.  The ticket could even have it's own catchy slogan, Frankensteel:  Solid - Dependable - Bipartisan.  What you think? Do we finally get that amalgamation of ideas the country's sought that could bring an end to this bickering partisanship? Or should I put down the weed?
Stone-Eater Added Jan 11, 2018 - 10:42am
A wife can be a good thing. But often one wishes she would be mute LOL
Dave Volek Added Jan 11, 2018 - 11:53am
Send your donations to the "Tubularsock for President Campaign" to:
Dave Volek,
Brooks, Alberta, Canada. 
Foreign currencies accepted. Cash, check, credit card numbers, etc. all welcome.
Having the finance office for the campaign outside the USA means there are no laws in reporting donations. So get those billionaires from Ohio signed up, and they can't be linked back to Tubularsock.
P.S. This cause has absolutely no Russian collusion to interfere with the US election.
Katharine Otto Added Jan 11, 2018 - 1:02pm
As always, I vote for "None of the Above."  We don't need a president.  We don't even need a nation, according to me.  Taxpayers who live in cities already support four levels of government.  How much overriding overhead do we need?
Stone-Eater Added Jan 11, 2018 - 1:58pm
P.S. This cause has absolutely no Russian collusion to interfere with the US election.
BTW: Need a Swiss bank account ? ;-)
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 3:28pm
wsucram15, wow, Ryan, Romney! Damn, Tubularsock hates reruns.
Doesn’t America have ANY leaders, besides Tubularsock?
Democraps and Republican’ts are so last century!
Tubularsock really believes in starting at the top and working downward. Saves energy due to gravity as you well know wsucram15.
Tubularsock supposes that that is the gravity of the situation at hand, sort of speak.
Thanks for your support and the chairperson of the Resurrect Tubularsock For President Campaign will be contacting you so you can deliver Ohio “and other states” into Tubularsock’s drive to the White House or just around the block. Whichever comes first.
Thanks for your comment.
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 3:29pm
Now that Tubularsock has settle that we’ll push on.
Oprah in an interview awhile back held George Bush’s hands and talked with him with sincerity like he was some old wise sage rather than slapping on handcuffs and marching him off as a war criminal to prison. Fuck Oprah!
Tubularsock does believe that your slogan is brilliant! Yes, and catchy for sure. But Tubularsock does believe that you are in a dream state if you believe that this country has ANY ideas left except bomb other people.
And from Tubularsock’s view, BOMBING IS the amalgamation of American ideas.
Ok Ben, light up another joint and let’s talk about music.
Thanks for taking the time to comment.
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 3:29pm
Stone-Eater, from Tubularsock’s experience “mute” is a two way street. Perhaps your wife would agree.
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 3:31pm
Dave, Tubularsock thanks you and your honest self for being so aggressive in collecting campaign money for Tubularsock For President 2020.
Your logic of moving the cash and credit and keeping it out of the hands of Federal laws of reporting sounds like a great honest thing to do.
In fact, maybe using the campaign slogan, VOTE FOR HONEST TUBE with a photo with Tubularsock standing next to Lincoln. It has potential!
However, Tubularsock is a bit concerned about the Russian connection because Russia is closer to Canada than Ohio.
By the way, can you see Russia from Alberta?
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 3:32pm
Katharine, your “none of the above” stance is understood by Tubularsock.
Fortunately, Tubularsock’s name on the ballot is always in the lower margin just under the small print on the third page so you can place your vote for Tubularsock and still stand by your “none of the above” principles!
Then let Tubularsock take it from there.
Tubularsock doesn’t need to be called “president” just as long as his salary is automatically deposited.
Thanks for your comment.
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 3:32pm
Stone-Eater, YOU are closer to Russia than Canada and Ohio. Tubularsock is looking into Panama for his “campaign-cash”.
Thanks however.
Stone-Eater Added Jan 11, 2018 - 4:11pm
“mute” is a two way street. Perhaps your wife would agree.
Nodding is not necessarily agreeing ;-)
Stone-Eater, YOU are closer to Russia than Canada and Ohio.
Nope. I'm just closer to humans ;-)
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 4:29pm
Well Stone-Eater, Tubularsock supposes it would be depending on the direction of the nod.
Ok, then from Switzerland you are "higher"!
Stone-Eater Added Jan 11, 2018 - 4:57pm
Not necessarily. Alaska is way up - and NYC is a lot colder than here :-) And if you want to nod horizontally you'd have to go to Sri Lanka :-)
Edward Miessner Added Jan 11, 2018 - 6:28pm
Excellent post, Tubularsock!
To get Pence's cross out of his ass we have to get his head out of there first! Each'll need a crowbar and lots and lots and lots of K-Y Jelly!
And I second the notion that you run for US President. Oprah? No way! 
Tubularsock Added Jan 11, 2018 - 8:09pm
Edward, Tubularsock thanks you for your support for Tubularsock for President 2020.
It show that YOU SEE 2020 and eyesight is important!
And thanks for the “heads up” about Pence. Man-O-Man, the things you know! Impressive to Tubularsock.
Bill H. Added Jan 11, 2018 - 10:41pm
Maybe we can deport Trump to one of his "Shithole Nations" that he so despises as part of the 25th Amendment procedure when his party finally figures out he is whacko. We would need to Velcro Pence to his back so they can both leave.
You would be a shoe-in, my man!
wsucram15 Added Jan 11, 2018 - 10:54pm
Start getting your local team together raise money, most campaigns cost millions and presidential- billions.
Tubularsock Added Jan 12, 2018 - 2:35am
Bill, Tubularsock really hates to be the one that informs you of this but, well it’s too late!
The rest of the world is way way ahead of us ....... they have all built Trumpwalls to keep him out!
So deportation is not an option.
And Donald doesn’t recognize the 25 Amendment because he fell to sleep between three and four of the amendments so no comprendo amigo!
However your Velcro idea is brilliant and maybe you could continue your brainstorming and find the answer for all of us.
Let Tubularsock know as soon as possible!
Tubularsock Added Jan 12, 2018 - 2:36am
wsucram15, not to worry. Tubularsock has his own money and ballots so it’s a new day America! Tubularsock will be our first virtual President elected with virtual ballots and virtual cash!
Now, can we do better than that?
Think of it, for years we have had our Presidents lacking in ANY intelligence but now Tubularsock is just packed full of virtual intelligence so how fucking smart is THAT!
And on top of that Tubularsock comes with virtual corruption or VC so Americans will feel like “Happy Days Are Here Again!
Dave Volek Added Jan 12, 2018 - 11:04am
I think you need to change your landing page for your website.
Your blog would be your platform.
And your WB fans would promote you on their social networks.
This could take off!
Dave Volek
Tubularsock for US President Campaign
Tubularsock Added Jan 12, 2018 - 12:25pm
Dave, great advice. In Tubularsock’s former runs for the Presidency in 2000 and 2016 people called him delusional. But it was only proof that Tubularsock was just ahead of his time.
As is being shown by our current occupier of the White House, delusional has become a qualification for the office.
However Tubularsock will take your suggestion under advisement and place it in the stack of outgoing memos of clarifications.
On another topic of concern.
Tubularsock’s latest campaign motto: TUBULARSOCK THE BEST LEADER FOR THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY is receiving mixed reviews in focus groups.
Stone-Eater Added Jan 12, 2018 - 2:47pm
Hm....I heard Dump called the people who entered the US shithole countries, because the US imported all those shithole people from shithole countries so the US became a shithole, and now he wants to stop that.
Now....will there anybody left in the US when all those shithole people are disposed of ? I mean Europe was a shithole in the 19th century too.....
Stone-Eater Added Jan 12, 2018 - 2:49pm
If I happen to get a son in Africa at my progressed age, I will name him shithole. In honor of Donald Duck.
Edward Miessner Added Jan 12, 2018 - 5:23pm
SEF, "because the US imported all those shithole people from shithole countries so the US became a shithole, and now he wants to stop that."
Considering that we just elected a shithead for President, I'd wager that it's far too late now.
"Now....will there anybody left in the US when all those shithole people are disposed of ?"
Oh, there'd be a few, but not enough to fend off the Chinese in search of lebensraum in my estimation.
Edward Miessner Added Jan 12, 2018 - 5:25pm
Tubularsock, he'd probably be mano-a-mano if he weren't so in love with that old rugged cross... splinters, ouch!
Edward Miessner Added Jan 12, 2018 - 5:27pm
wsucram, that is a very good suggestion! Now how do we all get together in real space and time and start a committee?
Dave Volek Added Jan 12, 2018 - 9:26pm
No need for millions. Besides the campaign treasurer is going to scoff up all the donations just so the Tubularsock can't claim he owes favors to big money interests. That could even be a campaign platform!
Tubularsock just changes the landing page of his website to: TUBULARSOCK FOR PRESIDENT in 2020.  The rest of us use our social media to promote the landing page.
Tubularsock Added Jan 14, 2018 - 2:04pm
Tubularsock thanks you David for covering the donations. So professionally political!

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