Blimey! Slimy Limeys!!!

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Limeys are starting to displace Canadians and Swiss as the most annoying and irritating people on the planet. It seems that just about every Limey I encounter has an opinion on America and Americans, whether asked for or not. You'd think that they'd know that opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one, and the vast majority of them STINK.


Limeys in particular deserve particular hostility, as they are, by and large, the biggest hypocrites on the planet. They sit back, sip their fucking tea, chew on their fucking crumpets, and wonder aloud why everyone else in the world can't be just like them: Tolerant, patient, enlightened, cultured, and full of other nice shit. Huh?


Even though we SAVED THEIR ASSES during WW2, do you think those pricks and snotty bitches realize that? FUCK NO. It's funny how a correlation can be made between countries that play incredibly boring and stupid sports share anti-Americanism as their national pastime, for example:


The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - Football, being limp-wristed, and America-bashing.


Canaduhhh, I mean, Canada - Ice Hockey, being limp-wristed, and America-bashing.


Federal Republic of Germany - Football, tailgating at high speeds, and America-bashing.


Russia - Football, Ice Hockey, and America-bashing.


See what I mean?


Reading the history of Britain and the British Empire puts all true crime stories to shame. A HUGE chunk of the world's ongoing problems and controversies can be deposited directly on the doorsteps of the lime-suckers. Seen the Crown Jewels lately? Did those come from a Welsh coal mine? Did the British build a global empire by working and playing nice with others? FUCK NO!


Read about what the British did to the Irish over the years, and you'd be surprised if every single Irish man, woman, and child didn't want to join the IRA. The Limeys and others say Americans are genocidal, yet their various campaigns in Ireland over the years can easily be interpreted as being genocidal in intent, if not outright practice.


And, my favorite topic of all...SLAVERY!!! Why is it that Americans are widely "credited" with slavery when it was YOU FUCKING LIMEY ASSHOLES that started it? Oh, not just you; the French, Spanish, Portuguese, and several others had that particular institution going for many centuries before the first shots of the American Civil War were ever fired.


There! I vented my spleen for the time being! To be honest, some of the finest people I've ever met were fucking Limeys; you're not all bad, but too many of you are assholes! Fuck you!


I hope you have a pleasant day, and evening too, lol!


Pardero Added Mar 8, 2018 - 11:49pm
Michael B.
"Crumpets"?! I had it on good authority that they only had 3 food groups: pork pies, cucumbers, and strawberry jam. I suppose that they have to put the jam on something.
The English used to have a great internet shopping site called Excalibur but sadly long gone. Ray Davies abandoned the sinking ship for Louisiana and the place is just hollowed out. He would rather take a bullet than be an Englishman. They may as well hand themselves over to a useful group such as the Poles.
The ruthless occupation of Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland must end!
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 12:00am
Pardero, that reminds me of yet another British tradition; bad food! How on Earth can you fuck up a cheeseburger? Yet, the Limeys routinely do that. Regarding the Scots and Welsh, the English can beat the shit out of them until they can't tell the difference between fish and chips, haggis, and bloody shit. Can you tell that I'm Irish? lol
Pardero Added Mar 9, 2018 - 12:12am
Michael B.
LOL. Indeed! I am descended from some O'Cowhigs on my mother's side.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 12:20am
Last year I went shooting with a friend who brought along a visiting Irish co-worker. He was a natural, and didn't take long to master rifles, pistols, and shotguns. He looked at me kind of funny when I told him that I was proud to send such an accomplished marksman back to Eire, lol!
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 12:39am
Michael B.
 You certainly seem to meet very different people than I do. When we were in Turkey we met a group of very rowdy Limeys that almost got us in Turkish prison, but my Turkish weedled us out of it. 
Despite these difficulties we enjoyed them quite a bit.
In case you think they were mild, here is a dropbox link to
one doing a New Zealand Kata Limey style.
We had a lot of fun.
BTW, if you look into that group, over half were muslims, and they enjoyed him too.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 12:45am
Yes Mustafa, I do indeed meet different people than others, lol. This post, in case you didn't pick up on it, is a combination of silly satire and utter seriousness, especially about the Limeys being limp-wristed. In fact, they are tough, brutal, and ruthless killers, and are every bit as aggressive and greedy as anyone else in the world. Even Hitler admired the British, which speaks volumes, lol!
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 12:58am
The Limeys seem to be continually butt-hurt about being duped into launching Operation Telic, their part of the invasion of Iraq. While I state that next to Vietnam, the invasion of Iraq is among the dumbests things the U.S. (and its "allies") has ever done, the way I see it, the Limeys have either duped, or attempted to dupe, the U.S. so much over the years, one good duping deserves another. Operation Ajax, for example, the incident that has the Iranians pissed off at the U.S. to this very second, was actually a favor the U.S. did for their Limey friends. Many Iranians have said, and continue to say, that the British are FAR worse than the Americans. The 1956 Mideast War was also engineered by the Limeys, the Frogs, and their eager and readily-scheming Israeli buddies.
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:00am
Michael B.
"Even Hitler admired the British, which speaks volumes, lol!"
Rommel too admired the British fighting man, although he considered their leadership inept. 
What have you to say about Rommel?
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:03am
Michael B., re:
"Many Iranians have said, and continue to say, that the British are FAR worse than the Americans. "
I have an old Turkish friend (88 years old) who worked in Iran in the 50s. He told me that he went to a British ( I think oil) compound and the Brits had a sign that said "No Iranians or dogs allowed"
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:09am
Michael B., re:
"In fact, they are tough, brutal, and ruthless killers, and are every bit as aggressive and greedy as anyone else in the world."
We certainly enjoyed their company, my wife included. 
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:30am
Mustafa, I have MUCH to say about Rommel! On one hand, he was a brilliant tactician and engineering officer, who fought "clean." On the other hand, he was very much a creature of Hitler (One in the sand, and the other in the snow, the "snow man" being Dietl), and Rommel used his personal connection to Hitler to cause all kinds of mischief in the German High Command, but that's another story. I think you have the British confused with the Italians; Rommel had the utmost respect for the Limeys, and said that Italians were brave men that suffered from bad leadership, and he often said that directly to the Italian generals that were on his staff and even (nominally) his superiors.
Regarding the signs your friend encountered in Iran, they're par for the course. The Limeys and the Russians literally invaded Iran in 1941, the results of which formed many different government's policies long after that. Winston Churchill used Iranian oil to fuel the Royal Navy for many years before that.
"We certainly enjoyed their company, my wife included."
No doubt...the Limeys can be pretty fucking funny; Benny Hill and Monty Python are among my favorite comedy acts of all time!
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:35am
Ice Hockey, being limp-wristed
When you get your hand broken during the game ;-)
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:44am
Benjamin, and I thought the limp-wristedness was caused by extended sessions of "four on the floor", LMFAO!!!!
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:46am
Michael B.  re: a history lesson, 
I instead was commenting on your post
"Limeys are starting to displace Canadians and Swiss as the most annoying and irritating people on the planet."
Coincidentally,  I am currently staying among a groups of Canadians. Extremely friendly people. I am enjoying them alot.
I have also lived and worked among the Swiss for half of 1989. I cant say I was annoyed or irritated by any of them. Yes, they did have an annoying thing. I forgot, it was terrible.  When I would bring out my camillus knife to open a bottle of beer at the cafeteria a nervous hostess would run over really quick and open it with a real bottle opener. You should have seen their faces when my wife poured peanuts into her coke!, but I dont think I would call that annoying.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 1:57am
Mustafa, once again, you'll have to bear with my cheekiness, lol. In real life though, just about everyone I've encountered from those areas has been a total asshole, and I'm talking about real people, in real times. I had a Swiss customer recently, and it took all of my strength not to break her nose.
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 2:05am
Michael B., 
"I had a Swiss customer recently, and it took all of my strength not to break her nose."
Sorry, I cant seem to relate to such thoughts. IMO, they sound very dangerous to your health.
 And as regards your "lol"s,
let me remind you that it is you who are annoyed and I the one who is having a good time. 
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 2:24am
Mustafa, don't be sorry, I couldn't care less about how you relate or not relate to my thoughts; I would never expect you to.
And, if I'm full of "lol's", how does that signify that I'm annoyed? If I was annoyed with you, I would be demanding that your gasoline-smeared body be ignited and catapulted into a crocodile pit. You seem to be picking a fight with!
opher goodwin Added Mar 9, 2018 - 4:00am
Michael - has someone pissed on your cornflakes this morning?
Flying Junior Added Mar 9, 2018 - 4:03am
I think Trump being pissed off at England for not letting him meet the Queen has something to do with this rant.
opher goodwin Added Mar 9, 2018 - 4:08am
FJ - really? A lot of pent up stuff in there.
The Burghal Hidage Added Mar 9, 2018 - 6:49am
Michael I am an unapologetic anglophile, never made any secret of it. They are our cousins. Maybe they're  a little goofy by our standards. Maybe you don't like the way they dress or pronounce, words like schedule or get squeamish when you open the gun cabinet. But they are the children of your mother or father's big sis, your favorite aunt. So you bite your tongue and get on with them as best you can. 
And to be sure they probably look at us much the same way for the most part. So were hated! What do you want, a pity party? 
"Hate only be hurtin' the haters, bro!"
The Burghal Hidage Added Mar 9, 2018 - 8:06am
Mustafa - Very good that you acknowledged something above in thread. I wonder how many of our contestants today know that the oil giant that we know today as BP? Well, for the first 50 years of their existence they were known as the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company. 
The Burghal Hidage Added Mar 9, 2018 - 8:29am
There is more interesting history there for those curious enough to seek it. 
Another note, Michael...... A great amount of the abuse heaped upon the Irish over the centuries has come not from Englishmen, rather from absentee Irish landlords, the lace curtain Irish. There's not a man who knows best what is worst for the Irish than an Irishman. At least they gave us Jamesons.
The Burghal Hidage Added Mar 9, 2018 - 8:31am
I have a bit of the old Scots-Irish curse in me: There's the half that wants to drink and the other that don't want to pay!
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 9:01am
I like how the Limey wonders "if there's something wrong with me", lol.
Limeys are my cousins about like Charles Manson was, lol.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 9, 2018 - 9:02am
TBH, you seem ok, however, my anti-Limey sentiments will remain unchanged forever. If I could only devise a powerful bomb that detonates when it hears an English accent!
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 9:13am
Michael, B.,
Let me remind you, you have a post here about how many assholes you meet, that is Part I,  I suppose we will get to see Part II soon. Now you have a post about the asshole Limeys. 
Then you speak of the annoyting Canadians and Swiss.
And then there is  The Stupid Assed Academy Awards with the opening lines 
“It’s about that fucking time of year again…the fucking Oscars.”
I suppose If I had ever watched them I might agree, but I havent ever wasted my time.
You certainly have alot of assholes in your life. Me, I have only one, but Im quite happy with it, it still works.
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 9, 2018 - 9:25am
Burghal arkadaşım,
I remember the saguaros in the desert around  Tucson during the  the Islamic revolutions. Never met an axolitil that I didnt like. Not a soul that i met knew about the Mosadeq coup, including me. Most thought that those slimy bastard  Aryans
were abusing us Americans while we were making the world safe for democracy.
But today, more people know, but still very few.   Yes, the price the British paid for the American coup was the creation of a jointly UK and US owned BP . Funny, the British were willing to give it up to the Americans but not the Iranians. Those Persian bastards.
The Scotts-Irish curse,.... Burghal, can you hear my belly laugh!
Thank you
Ian Thorpe Added Mar 9, 2018 - 2:45pm
Michael my dear old thing, it's regrettable that you feel such profound hostility to everything related to my country and, it would seem related to any country outside the USA. You are certainly not unique in this, who can forget that historic day when the world's greatest American, Homer Simpson, reminded our Prime Minister at the time, Tony Blair, "We saved your ass in Vietnam."
Might I suggest however that were you not yourself such an arsehole (Please note correct spelling) people of various nationalities might not be quite such arseholes in the way they respond to you..
One point you make is quite unjustified and I cannot let it pass without comment. How can any American who wants to be taken seriously claim that 'the limeys' can fuck up a cheeseburger. A citizen of the nation that thinks its a good idea to take a perfectly good Hamburg Rundstück and ruin it by melting plastic cheese over the minced steak is not really qualified to act as a food critic.
Ian Thorpe Added Mar 9, 2018 - 2:48pm
Opher, I think he has an English Bull Terrier and when he went to put his shoes on this morning he found it had shat in them.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 9, 2018 - 3:31pm
I actually love the British (except for Thorpe). We should all come together, sing kumbaya, make up and direct our entire racism towards the Swedes!
Leroy Added Mar 9, 2018 - 4:50pm
I admire the British for their ability to piss off the French.  They truly have a knack for it.  It seems to be a love/hate relationship between the two.  There are none more arrogant than the French--nothing close.  
Leroy Added Mar 9, 2018 - 4:52pm
I still say that the only problem with Canadians is that you can't tell them from Americans.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 9, 2018 - 6:11pm
Okay, okay, let's part some of the hatred for the French, but don't forget Sweden!
Pardero Added Mar 9, 2018 - 6:59pm
I was talking to a trucker on the CB a while back. I noticed his accent and inquired if he was Canadian. He became indignant and said, "Hell no, I'm from Minnesota." 
Thank goodness I didn't misidentify him as a North Dakotan, he might have come after me.
Leroy Added Mar 9, 2018 - 9:53pm
I have no idea why, but most people I encounter in the US assume I am a Canadian.  What's up with that, eh?  In China, it's Russian.
Pardero Added Mar 9, 2018 - 10:31pm
That's funny. For much of my life I have been asked if I was a Canadian. A few years in the Southwest and they would look puzzled but not ask. Lately, people just ask, "Where are you from, anyway?" Sometimes I say 'Idaho' and sometimes I say 'Here.'
I had a new job several years ago. The police showed up and were acting all stressed out. Checked my ID and ran it. Then they relaxed. Some lady had recognized me from a true crime type show. Some mass murderer from Vancouver, BC that was on the lam. 
Leroy Added Mar 9, 2018 - 10:40pm
Interesting story, Pardero.  A Scottish colleague was greeted with automatic weapons pointed at him at immigration in the US.  His middle and last name was apparently that of a criminal on the lam.  The sad part about it is that it happened a second time.  Sounds like you got off light.
Pardero Added Mar 9, 2018 - 10:41pm
I think you look like a Scot.
I am 1/16 Clan Anderson. We have the finest tartan. I identify with all my numerous tribes. I guess that is why I am a Europhile.
Leroy Added Mar 9, 2018 - 11:01pm
Pardero, I likely have a lot of Scottish in me from my mother's side.  It's either Scottish or Irish or some combination.  But, it is not my photo in my avatar.  I put it up as a tribute to a poster who had this thing against checked shirts.  However, it doesn't look unlike me when I was that age, although I was never a lumbersexual.
Katharine Otto Added Mar 9, 2018 - 11:41pm
Michael B.,
I have my own issues with the Brits, but they were clever enough to manipulate us into World War I, which roped us in to World War II, too.  They are smart enough to convince the world they are smarter and more civilized than everyone else.  They still refer to the US as "the colonies."  And, I have to admit they have a wonderful sense of humor, most of the ones I've met, anyway, and I like British literature, too.
However, if food is the measure of a nation's level of civilization, the UK would have to rank at the bottom of the world, with maybe only the US ranking lower.  Blood pudding or McDonalds' fast food?  It's enough to make starvation preferable.
Leroy Added Mar 10, 2018 - 12:23am
I worked in France in the late 80s and early 90s.  I traveled around Europe mostly by train.  If there was anyone that was obnoxious, dressed weird, or had multi-colored hair, one could be assured that they were British.
Aside from the above, the British always treated me well.  I traveled with one who had a knack for pissing off the French.  He was always good for a laugh.  A small group of us went to the 24 Hours of Le Mans.  It was a last minute decision to go.  Pretty much all of the campsites were taken.  Some Brits heard us talking and asked, "Are you Americans?"  We said, "Yes."  "Oh.  We put a tent up over there to keep the fucking French away from us. No one is staying there.  You can have it." They were as obnoxious as could be but were a lot of fun.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Mar 10, 2018 - 7:51am
However, if food is the measure of a nation's level of civilization, the UK would have to rank at the bottom
British cuisine is an oxymoron.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Mar 10, 2018 - 7:52am
This thread has gotten more traction than on would have imagined.
Ian Thorpe Added Mar 10, 2018 - 12:23pm
Hi, Katherine Otto, you're an educated person, you must know it's wrong to give us all the credit for black pudding (or blood pudding to be confusing but politically correct,) what do you think goes into Swartwurst, Boudin Noir, lúbán dubh, pannhaas (eaten in Pennsylvania and Ohio as scrapple according to my source,) or bloedworst to name but a few?
Where did it originate? Who knows?
John Minehan Added Mar 10, 2018 - 4:20pm
One of my great mentors in ERISA and Health Law was a Professor who happened to be an Englishman who graduated from Oxford . . .  which is hard to admit when you had a Scots father and an Irish mother.
Of course, my father's father came here (illegally) in 1876 from Canada, where his family had moved in the 1860s, so I imagine that makes my opinion count a bit less.
I worked with 1 Royal Canadian Horse Artillery ("1 RCHA") enough in the 1980s in Graf to have a health respect for the Canadian Army, at least the Artillery. 
Pardero Added Mar 10, 2018 - 5:56pm
John Minehan,
Immigrants from Canada have never been a problem. We, long ago, forgave them for starting a few bonfires. Many hope they will do it again.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:10pm
LOOOOOOL! Thank you for the comments, my Limey friends! You didn't disappoint! You're going to get another dose in the future!
Logical Man Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:12pm
Most people who exist within an arbitrary part of the planet defined as a country just want to make an honest living and be left alone.
Those who wish to control them set one group in opposition to another. Divide and conquer has worked for millenia.
Time for humanity to wake up.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:12pm
@ Captain Gilbert - Jeff, the Limeys are also responsible for the most monstrous crime of all time: The Colonization of DUHHHHmerica!
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:13pm
@ Leroy - Funny, I haven't had much contact with French people, but the ones I met were OK. And French women are hot.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:17pm
@ John M. - You're of Irish descent, so you have at least an inkling of the horrific crimes the British committed in Eire. Regarding the Canucks, I respect and value your opinions, so I'm sure they were good. Stephen Hunter redeemed most Canadians (I almost typed Candy-assians, lol) in my eyes.
Leroy Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:20pm
The French women have treated me kindly for the most part.  When I speak of other countries, I am generally speaking about the men, unless I state otherwise.  I don't have any complaints about women of other countries.  The French youths of today act normal.  It's mostly the older generation men who are pricks.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:25pm
I remember when I was in Limey-Land, the hotel I was in was staffed almost exclusively by young, very pretty French women. Apparently, the French are to the Limeys what Mexicans are here and Filipinos are elsewhere, lol.
John Minehan Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:47pm
The Scots (while British) are not very fond of England and its treatment of its neighbors . . . especially in the Highlands, after the Clearance.
My mom's great grandfather, a poor scholar who taught at Trinity, wound up coming here in 1848 to avoid an English noose from his involvement in the 1848 Young Ireland movement (vastly overshadowed by the Famine).
Let's put it this way, there are a great many fine people who are English, but that country would not be my first choice for a neighbor . . . .
But, since I live in NYS, and not the Dee Valley, Glasgow, Dublin or Cork,  I have far more latitude to be magnanimous.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 8:55pm
Having some Scottish descent, I remember very vividly all of my anti-Limey instincts being fired up to a full boil after I watched Braveheart. Not a rich history of working and playing well with others, those lime suckers!
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 9:32pm
I almost forgot to give favorable mention to three Limeys I've known, one of whom is on WB:
John R., you old tosspot! I'm glad you and the missus are doing well with the chickens!
Steven B., you were (and hopefully still are) the best English English professor in the world! An English English professor...imagine that! I'll always appreciate the grades you gave me, which I hopefully earned, and enjoyed your comments on my papers, especially the one about "Hills Like White Elephants".
And, last but not least, WB's own Shane Laing! Sorry Shane, my post isn't meant for you, and hopefully you can tell the difference between cheekiness and seriousness, lol.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 10, 2018 - 10:21pm
@ Mustafa - You are a very self-righteous and seemingly smug asshole, not to mention exceedingly dumb, bland, lame, and boring. I've had more intellectually-stimulating and emotionally-rewarding conversations with an English muffin than with you. The next time you go to Turkey, PLEASE get caught smuggling hash, or even better, drive a Leopard 2 tank into Syria, lol.
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 10, 2018 - 10:36pm
Michael B. re:
" You are a very self-righteous and seemingly smug asshole, not to mention exceedingly dumb, bland, lame, and boring. I've had more intellectually-stimulating and emotionally-rewarding conversations with an English muffin than with you."
That is one of the longest sequences of adhominems (one of the lowest forms of logical fallacies) and products of adhominems that I have ever seen. 
Have you found yet another annoying asshole?
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 10, 2018 - 11:06pm
Michael B., re:
"The next time you go to Turkey, PLEASE get caught smuggling hash"
I highly recommend against any illegal activities in Turkey. On my thoughts on the rise of Islam post I tell of an interesting encounter with a Policemen in Gaziantep, just north of Aleppo. I would not call him an asshole, but I would call him dangerous.
We met many people, throughout Turkey and I can truly say that we did not run into one(1) asshole. Is it possible that they dont have any? If that is the case, maybe you should go, that is if you truly dont like them. 
To give you a feel what it is like in an asshole-free environment, here is a movie of a festival, with martial arts exhibition, in Erzurum, music is Eye of the Tiger.  Snow in May.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 3:04am
Mustafa, you are most definitely an annoying asshole. I find it very hard to believe that I'm not the first person to remind you of that. You should take care to wear clothing that contrasts with your background and mentality lest you blend into the walls and/or snow. I couldn't give less than a shit about you and/or your fucking stupid-assed Turkish ass-fucked bullshit, or should I say, Istanbullshit. Fuck off and die, asshole. Turkey is an enemy country, and should be fried by thermonuclear weapons as soon as possible.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 11, 2018 - 5:32am
If left alone without deep-frozen foods, Englishmen would starve.
Scotland is the California of the UK. Secede already! Just GO!
The Turks used to be cool cats, but their culture is on a very bad trajectory. Erdogan is a bastard.
Logical Man Added Mar 11, 2018 - 10:03am
I try to get along with people until they give me a reason not to.
I don't judge by geography, colour or anything other than whether or not someone is worth interacting with on a personal basis.
You've likely guessed from the spelling of 'colour' that I'm a Brit by birth. I now live in Canada.
Your article pretty much reinforces all the criticisms of Americans that you object to, which is kind of amusing.
Pardero Added Mar 11, 2018 - 10:17am
Logical Man,
I think it was meant to be an amusing puff piece with some tongue in cheek ribbing that was intended to inspire some amusing banter. 
Some of the exchanges indicate that it exceeded that.
I think that I recognize your moniker from ZH. Good to see you here.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 10:24am
@ Benjamin - When I was in Germany, Turks were invariably assholes. They were very much like Mexicans in the sense that "You fight one bean, you have to fight the whole burrito". One time a group of them made the mistake of entering a GI bar not long after the LaBelle night club bombing in 1986...they didn't have a very good time that night, unless they considered getting the shit beaten out of them fun, lol.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 10:25am
@ "Logical" Man - And you choosing such a self-aggrandizing handle like that only reinforces my criticisms of arrogant and haughty lime-suckers JUST LIKE YOU! Thanks for taking time off from putting your lips around fags (And I don't mean cigarettes) to comment. A Limey Canuck! The absolute WORST of both worlds, LOL! Thanks for clearing up the spelling thing, otherwise I would have thought that you read too many women's magazines, lol.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 10:26am
@ Pardero - I'm glad at least one person got it! LOL! Lime-SUCKERS!!!!!
Stone-Eater Added Mar 11, 2018 - 11:05am
We Swiss might need a bit of unorthodoxy. When I opened a beer bottle on the edge of the restaurant table they almost threw me out. They asked me WTF you doing ? I said open the bottle since you didn't do it. But NOT like this !! That's how it's done when there'no lighter around. A lighter ?? Forget it.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 11:08am
@ Stone - LOL! I learned those tricks when I was Germany; my teeth have been much happier ever since!
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 11, 2018 - 11:41am
Hahaha. I admit, if you fight with one, you better be in a group, too. I wonder how the soldiers can go into Syria without everyone bring along his brothers and cousins, not to forget the sister, nana, and the family dog.
It isn't always a mark against a people. Tell me, were the Irish much different? I think Ireland has gone a very long way in a very short time.
The Swedes have no crotch at all. (Off-topic, I just thought of a way to place an anti-Swedish insult somewhere)
Anyway, I also like Mexicans. And indeed it is comparable. You have the warmest, politest people and also a cesspool of savages.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Mar 11, 2018 - 11:42am
The Colonization of DUHHHHmerica!
The Burghal Hidage Added Mar 11, 2018 - 12:10pm
No Opher sighting for two, three days. What have you done with him,you fiend!
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 11, 2018 - 12:26pm
Stone Eater. re:
"We Swiss might need a bit of unorthodoxy. "
When we lived there in the eighties, you could tell when it was 10pm saturday night. That was when the couple upstairs had sex. 
Logical Man Added Mar 11, 2018 - 12:53pm
Thanks for proving my point!
Tom C. Purcell Added Mar 11, 2018 - 2:09pm
Logical Man,
Michael B is the antithesis of a logical man so it's befitting that he hates your Limey, logic-ridden avatar.  He's a psycho, and one that'll stab you and twist the knife with a smile at the first opportunity.  - Just fair warning.  He's also a known plagiarist that mostly repeats the same six to ten articles, which may or may not be made of his own efforts.  Thought I'd save you and hopefully others, the waste of time. 
Tom C. Purcell Added Mar 11, 2018 - 2:13pm
My impression of Michael B. is something like this... Skip The Soda Jerk from 'The 'Burbs' .
...nothing personal, Michael B., just my experience.
Mustafa Kemal Added Mar 11, 2018 - 2:58pm
Michael B.,
When I first saw your posts and your comments, my thought was;
wow, this guy is really full of anger and hatred. 
My understanding of anger and hatred is that they both do alot of  harm to both the possessor and those around him or her.
But one thing I know for certain, if you would bring that attitude
into where I live, and many places I have lived in the past, you would not last long.  
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 11, 2018 - 4:29pm
Tom, you also keep repeating your articles and the value of your Nazi articles to me has been that they are not original. I actually learnt from you the narratives and use them to detect Nazis on German sites.
I recently had one blasted who wrote something with 'big lie'. So I referred to her holocaust denial and all other users went all over me. How dare I think that about her? The lady came back to confirm that she denied the holocaust. Hilarious.
Michael isn't a psycho. He just likes to kill. Don't bother! I'd protect you.
I actually don't want to mock your tender side. I think, your reason why you cannot grasp the evil of the holocaust is the most decent one ever. You cannot be that evil and you have a hard time to understant that others can. I think that qualifies you to be an excellent father figure.
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 6:26pm
Thank you, thank you all for commenting! This post accomplished its mission, by several orders of magnitude! I'd LOVE to get into some more heavy ad hominem attacks, but I don't want to push Autumn Cote's limits, so I'll shut up...for now! Don't worry my Limey friends, I promise not to punch the next person I hear with a Limey accent, or force cars with Canadian plates off the road, lol.
Tom C. Purcell Added Mar 11, 2018 - 7:10pm
The best part is he won't deny anything I stated, because it's blatantly, obviously true.  He's not stupid (Michael B.), he's just psycho, and he knows it.  I'm not perfect either but a spade is a spade, right?  Michael B. also helps me recall the scene from the '90s movie, 'Se7en' with Spacey and Pitt.  Pitt's character asking Spacey's (or me asking Michael B. as the case may be), "Do you guys know you're so crazy?  I mean, do you ever, when you're sitting in your own feces, masturbating to Guns & Ammo (magazine), do you ever suddenly realize, and say to yourself "man I'm pretty fucking crazy!""
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 7:20pm
Damn Purcell, I didn't think we were friends, but certainly not enemies! Whatever, dude. Life's so full of ironies: Purcell has now become what Jeff Michka was, and, in a further ironic twist, I seem to be cool with Michka these days. WB makes strange bedfellows, indeed. LOOOL!
Tom C. Purcell Added Mar 11, 2018 - 7:23pm
I don't hate you, I don't consider you an enemy.  I just think you're a loose cannon, that's all.  :)
Nobody's Sweetheart Added Mar 11, 2018 - 7:27pm
You're right about that...don't you just love WB! LOL! Have a good evening, Tom.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 11, 2018 - 7:32pm
What separates a man from a psycho is the inhibition to act out evil impulses. Brain scans have determined that two parts of the brain differ: the frontal cortex which regulates impulse control and the amygdala a part of the brain that fires up fear from punishment.
The truth of the matter is that most men get a kick out of killing. This is not a sign of a mental problem. And in the context of combat this is not detrimental to society.
If anything the nihilism that comes out of it can be a problem. Most soldiers protect their psyche by developing an intense relationship with G-d. So they try to stay on a moral track. The only unusual thing about Michael is that he feels that he doesn't need this proximity to G-d and that he is honest about the actual going-ons of warfare.
Tom C. Purcell Added Mar 11, 2018 - 8:43pm
LOL, save it, Ghoulsteen. We already have far too much superficial philosophy and armchair psychologists in these parts.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Mar 12, 2018 - 6:12am
It is a little known fact that half of the weight that soldiers carry around are handkerchiefs which they need to dry their tears in the event of enemy tanks flaming up.
Shane Laing Added Mar 27, 2018 - 11:56am
Bloody hell I go away for a couple of weeks and come back to this!!.  I don't insult the US except DT who gets insulted by americans more than I do.  I have freely admitted that we brits raped and pillaged the world for years and are responsible for more shit than any country.  Those were different times. We lost our place as the worlds biggest fuck ups after the second world war. Now we just try to be the moral leaders of the world. Ha that's a joke. I have disagreements with guys and girls from your side of the pond on this site but I don't believe I have insulted anyone.  I am ex army as you know and I have nothing but good things to say about your military. As to sipping tea, well yes I do, not crumpets, scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam.