After the latest firing of a high-ranking Cabinet officer, in this case, the highest-ranking one, I thought that Trump is actually on to something to further diversify his global empire, as if being the POTUS isn't enough: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce the Trump Temp Agency!!!
Although there are no minimum qualifications, people who are amoral real estate developers and/or defraud Girl Scouts out of their cookies will be given special consideration. Unskillful use of social media is also important, not to mention a demonstrated inability to work and play well with others.
The dress code is of course all business, however, males must wear underwear that says on the back side "EXIT ONLY", while females, while recognizing the occasional need for their cotton ponies at certain times of the month, must wear crotchless panties at all times, in order to facilitate the infamous "six-pack" grip.
Much safety gear and other equipment is required: Face shields, ear plugs, steel-toe boots, helmets, ballistic vests, body armor, gas masks, pistols, rifles, machine guns, grenade launchers, flamethrowers, tanks, aircraft, etc etc....oh, and by the way, YOU are going to pay for all of that stuff, too.
There are also plenty of fringe benefits, if you consider being on the lunatic fringe beneficial. And, if you DARE ask me for a raise, I'm going to tell you in the most annoying, nasal, New York, Elmer Fudd-like accent that, "Yow're Fowerd!" (Translation: "You're fired!")