THE CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS!

My Recent Posts

 

THE CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS!

 

You know, Tubularsock really doesn’t know exactly where to begin.
Should it be the Monroe Doctrine?

 

Nah, Monroe’s dead.

 

Should it be the United Fruit Company?

 

Nah, that banana has already been shoved up your ass.

 

Just how much history do you know when it comes to Latin America.

 

What country has placed into power and supported more dictators and despots in Latin America than any other country in the world?

 

YOUR COUNTRY BONKEE!

 

The United States of America.

 

So what in the fuck is all this raging about THE CARAVAN coming toward our precious boarders?

 

The Fox News Whorelets on the morning show provided a story about THE CARAVAN which as usual Dumb-Shit-Dump got all animated about and went off on it.

 

Of course, neither the Fox News Whorelets or Dumb-Shit-Dump know anything about the subject AT ALL ………… DUMB FUCKS ALL, to coin a phrase.

 

 

(Enter Tubularsock stage left)

 

Now lets get something straight, right off the top. This Caravan Thing is a YEARLY PROTEST and the goal is to raise awareness of the conditions many are fleeing in Central America. And many of these conditions have been created by the United States! (ask Killery)

 

This particular “Via Cruz” (annual marches), organized by Pueblo Sin Fronteras (The People Without Borders), is now in its eighth year and is made up of mostly Central Americans.

 

This protest started with about 1200 people and most will end their protest by the time they hit Mexico City. Only 150 to 200 people will continue to the U.S. boarder to APPLY FOR ASYLUM. Get it? They are not sneaking into the U.S. THEY ARE APPLYING FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM!  Which is condoned by both U.S. and International Law.

 

 

Now Dump is claiming that because of his exposure of this CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS it has been broken up BUT THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR and only a handful of refugees EVER ask for political asylum from the U.S. at the boarder.

 

Dump has nothing to do with it! Except to show that like EVERYTHING ELSE he does he is CLUELESS! A real DUMB FUCK SUPREME!

 

But lets get a more complete view of this entire mess. As much as Tubularsock thinks that Dump is a complete ASSHOLE, Tubularsock does not exclude Killery and Step-en-fetch-it-Obummer as complete and utter ASSHOLES as well.

 

For Tubularsock this is a family of assholes!

 

And it is all based on Corporate Democrats and Corporate Republicans and the fact that it is well established that the Corporate “member” being rammed up Trump’s, Hillary’s and Obama’s asshole is plainly de rigueur!

 

And that is why we get the same foreign policy because it is based NOT ON PEOPLE but on profit and profit is what is defined as PROTECTING AMERICAN INTERESTS!

 

But Mr. and Mrs. Citizen, it is not necessarily in YOUR INTERESTS!

 

AND if your stupidity wasn’t so tragic if would be FUNNY!

 

 

So lets look at where the need for this protest was created.

 

In the spring of 2009, Killery used her position as Obummer’s first Secretary of State to help the right-wing Honduran military and business class overthrow the democratically elected government of Honduras.

 

Of course the reasons given for doing this were all humanitarian and the love of the Honduran people ……. WE DID IT FOR THEM!

 

Of course, most Americans didn’t even know where Honduras was let alone understand that the Honduran people’s democratic vote didn’t agree with America’s investment class so Killery and Obummer backed installation of an authoritarian, oligarchic right-wing government.

 

Oh, did Tubularsock mention that the new elected democratic government was planning to kick the U.S. out of its air base and use it as a national airport? Hmmm. The U.S. installed dictator allowed the U.S. to keep its air base. Pays to have friends, now doesn’t it!

 

Hey, it has been the AMERICAN WAY in all Central and South American history.

 

That is what the Monroe Doctrine was all about in the first place!
The U.S. “sphere of influence” …….

 

So the U.S. CREATED the refugee crisis in Honduras and in Iraq, and in Syria, and in Libya because we destabilized these areas for our own interests and then we turn our backs on the refugees THAT WE CREATED like it was their fault that we bomb the fuck out of them.

 

BUT REST “ABSURD” WE DID THIS ALL FOR HUMANITARIAN REASONS!

 

Comments

Tubularsock Added Apr 10, 2018 - 6:55pm
The really sad part of all this is that the American public believes all this shit that their politicians feed them and just rather not know.
 
Because if you took the time to know then you'd have to take responsibility and that is also why your Congress passes off war powers to the President so they don't have to take responsibility.
 
Tubularsock recommends that you stay away from big buildings. The next false flag incident has to occur so we the people will support the next war.
 
Nothing like blowing up the innocent to activate backing for another war ...... funny thing WE blow up innocents EVERYDAY but because they aren't "innocent-Americans-just-going-to-work" nobody seems to notice.
Pardero Added Apr 10, 2018 - 7:22pm
Tubularsock,
I am only here because I am a sucker for alliterations.
Dave Volek is right, you are an equal opportunity critic.
Easy on Tucker Carlson, he is the only person in MSM that has any integrity.
 
Katharine Otto Added Apr 10, 2018 - 7:37pm
Tubularsock,
I didn't know all this but it doesn't surprise me.  Thanks for the info.  Do you remember the book that Hugo Chavez gave Obama when they met, Open Veins of Latin America?  It describes in great detail the travesties committed by the United States after the Spaniards and Portuguese finished doing their number on South America.
Ray Joseph Cormier Added Apr 10, 2018 - 7:55pm
Pardero I just posted some real Journalistic Integrity shown by Tucker Carlson on my FB News feed.
 
So refreshing to see good sense on FOX News. Tucker Carlson asks the questions every Journalist should be asking before the Syrian WORLD WAR consumes us all. .






target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tucker: Would war against Assad make US safer?




Ray Joseph Cormier Added Apr 10, 2018 - 7:59pm
Tubularsock, what is lacking is Journalistic Integrity in Corporate owned MSM.
 
I've posted the following on several different articles in The Washington Post concerning the escalation in Syria.
 
Watching the Politicians, retired Military, CIA, FBI and Homeland Security paid experts all badmouthing Russia/Putin 24/7 for the last year, as if they weren't trained to do that reflexively all their working Days, CNN is now the Propagandist FOR the Power, having abandoned any notion of Journalistic Integrity, denying their Raison d'Etre and Sacred Duty of speaking Truth to Power.

The 1st record of anyone speaking Truth to Power and the Beginnings of the Seeds of Democracy is Micaiah, the minor Jewish Prophet. The Bible records this one and only Day in his Life, speaking Truth to the kings of Israel and Judea holding a 'Summit' meeting planning War. He had the balls to tell them what they didn't want to know at risk to his life.

ALL 400 Prophets in Israel were unanimous telling the kings to 'go to War and God is with you.' Micaiah was the solitary dissenting Prophetic voice.

I wrote about that 1 Day in his life as a lesson. Here's a glimpse. Journalists Today don't stand up for Truth in Corporate owned news media deciding what will be said over the heads of the masses. They have Families to support and they know if they rock the boat, they'll lose their job, and be blacklisted.

The worst part is, if they don't speak the Truth, they and we will lose EVERYTHING.

Before the Battle, the king ordered “Place this one in prison, and feed him a scant amount of bread and a scant amount of water until I come back in peace.’ ”
Micaiah said: “If you will return in peace, the Lord did not speak to me.” And he said, “ALL the nations listen.”

The king was killed in the Battle that night even though he discarded his royal robes and chariot and was fighting incognito. The Bible doesn't say what happened to Micaiah after that.

target="_blank">https://ray032.com/2011/02/27/seeds-of-democracy/
Doug Plumb Added Apr 10, 2018 - 8:26pm
Don't be too hard on good old America, the beacon of freedom to the world. Think about the Chinese Great Leap Forward, The Bolshevik revolution, the British Empire, the Spainish Inquisition. Nothing new about Empires. Stop trying to wreck the symbol of freedom for the world and start thinking about how to fix it. Everybody belly aching all the time is pointless.
Pardero Added Apr 10, 2018 - 9:04pm
Doug Plumb,
You are right, it needs fixing, but most people think everything is hunky dory.
Doug, we must convince more people to fix what is wrong.
James Travil Added Apr 10, 2018 - 9:25pm
Good article Tubularsock, I must admit that was aware of this. This is why I am slow to jump on the "illegal aliens are colonialists" bandwagon. While I do not support immigrants who refuse to adapt to our society, I do support a legal road to citizenship for those who do. And I have sympathy for the refugees we have created.
 
Just for the record the last living relative of mine from Scotland came to America and became a citizen legally in his 80's back in the 1980's. I was just a kid but I remember how proud I was of him. He had limited resources but he was determined and made his dream to become an American citizen reality. If he could do it so can others, as long as they are given a chance. 
Pardero Added Apr 10, 2018 - 11:27pm
Ray Joseph Cormier,
Thank you! Saluting you from Wyoming.
 
Jim Hetzer,
I pleased to find myself in full agreement with you. How come Tube only has 2 votes, at this writing, and 1 of them was from me?
All of us have disparate beliefs, but we can be united against this war insanity.
 
Some days, Tubularsock is a crazed gun-grabbing liberal, but today, he is an illustrious anti-interventionist. It won't cost you people much, to hit that like button.
I like to see an anti-interventionist coalition between right and left. This is something Americans should be united about.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 6:01am
Pardero re "You are right, it needs fixing, but most people think everything is hunky dory.
Doug, we must convince more people to fix what is wrong.  "
 
I know what is wrong. People simply do not know enough about the law. I don't know enough about it to fully understand it either, as I found out yesterday.
I went to the court house hoping to get a couple of quick conversations with attorneys. I need a paper expert to tell me what I think Canada Revenue Agency sent me last year is. I'm working on a suit against them and the banks and I'm looking for a criminal indictment for the CRA agent I'm dealing with. I learned that Canada doesn't have attorneys, that the USA has attorneys. I was floored by this, I didn't think we had lawyers in Canada, only attorneys. A lawyer told me that attorneys are American.
In all my years of reading law, and from the likely about 50 law books I've read, I didn't know this.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 6:06am
Now I know why you cannot get an attorney in Canada to answer your questions about the income tax. I've tried this many times, only to get a dial tone as soon as I mention it on the phone and a categorical refusal to discuss it in person. They cannot lie about it so they refuse to discuss it. If you are Canadian, try it, try calling an attorney and say you believe the income tax to be unlawful and illegal. See what they say...don't be afraid.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 6:07am
oops I meant lawyer. Attorneys are in the States. Gotta get used to this. I had another Canadian tell me she was an attorney...still a bit confused.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 11, 2018 - 6:10am
Tube.....
 
 
Only....thanks. May more people start to wake up.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 11, 2018 - 7:10am
New Trump Tweet:
 
Get ready Russia. Smart missiles will be coming.
 
I start to think: Fuck the USA and its population that it lets such an asshole lead them.
 
I have no more words left.
Dino Manalis Added Apr 11, 2018 - 8:20am
We should improve conditions in Central and South America to enable people to have greater opportunities within their countries.
Katharine Otto Added Apr 11, 2018 - 10:51am
Pardero,
I just hit the "like" button, because of your suggestion.  I often simply forget to do it, so appreciate the reminder.
 
I especially like your comment that anti-interventionists find their way to WriterBeat.  They do seem to span the conservative-liberal spectrum.  Yay.  I no longer feel so alone.
 
I just heard on NPR that Trump has decided not to intervene (more) in Syria just now.  It makes me wonder if he's diverting attention to domestic issues to avoid more foreign intervention, most of which was started by numerous predecessors.  
Dave Volek Added Apr 11, 2018 - 11:55am
Tubursock
I would say this is one of your better pieces.
 
CBC News has also reported on this caravan, but took the slant that it was a mob trying to bust through the border. The protest angle did not make it as a reason for this caravan. Methinks a CBC news editor has been chastised, but maybe not.
 
I have to admit that either I missed or forgot about the 2009 Honduras coup and how the USA (under a Democrat watch) was involved. I kind of thought that the USA was done with interfering in Latin America, but 2009 was not that long ago!
 
Bringing back this recent history is very important. Good work.
 
Some day 1% of Americans will realize it is time to starting building a new system of governance. You will tell them how to find me, right?
Bill H. Added Apr 11, 2018 - 12:00pm
Shortly thereafter, Trump tweeted "Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!"
Apparently none of the Generals knew anything about this. "“We’re still assessing the intelligence, ourselves and our allies,” Mattis said. “We’re still working on this.”
Let's see what he says this afternoon.
This may be meltdown week for the Orange Buffoon.
Pardero Added Apr 11, 2018 - 12:06pm
Katharine,
At work now. Will write fan letter later.
Dave Volek Added Apr 11, 2018 - 12:20pm
Doug
 
CBC did a report on Revenue Canada's phone line. The auditor general told them to fix this. It seems the repair has not been done.
 
I had a little inside into the operations of Revenue Canada. They hire a bunch of zealous tax collectors who get rewarded to finding extra tax revenue. So they randomly select tax payers, take a look at their tax file, and concoct some way to see more taxes owing. They send a letter to the taxpayer. While there is an appeal process, many taxpayers do pay up.
 
Since I started my little business of inventions that nobody wants to buy, I have been audited four times by Revenue Canada. Usually they just request some "paper" proof that I spent money on a few things. I give the papers to my accountant; he argues my case to the tax collector; the collector goes away; the accountant charges me $100. Good deal for me! I bet my accountant has access to the phone number that gets results.
 
It's been about five years since my last audit. I'm hoping that Revenue Canada has unofficially deemed me as an honest business person.
 
 
 
 
 
Even A Broken Clock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 12:49pm
Tube, as I've noted, interventionism on the part of the United States is deeply embedded in the national DNA. By the time the Monroe doctrine was enunciated, we'd already fought over in the Mediterranean against the Barbary pirates. Shoot, we probably figured that it would be easy to keep this side of the globe under our thumb.
 
Wonder how many school students today know anything about the Monroe doctrine?
Ray Joseph Cormier Added Apr 11, 2018 - 12:49pm
In 1968, my Pay Package in Montreal was $25,000/year.
That included Salary, Bonuses, non taxable company Car, and expense Account allowing me to entertain Customers in Montreal's finest Restaurants.
I was doing pretty good at 24 in my flesh life in Montreal and I didn't believe or commune in the Spirit of God.
 
That $25,000 bought the same things that cost $170,000 in Today's Inflated Dollars.
 
In my 75th year, I meet all my needs, many wants, with spare change to give away to the needy on my $18,000 Public Pension in Today's dollars, as differentiated from a Public Servant's Pension indexed to Inflation. I got a whopping $2/month raise last year.
 
Canada Revenue Agency started a new program where people in my financial condition can do their Income Tax over the phone with a computer, not a person.
I got the CRA tax assessment back in 3 weeks, not owing or owed. I'm Fine with that.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 1:37pm
On Revenue Canada, they have every lawful right to collect taxes on businesses. Its right and lawful that business pays tax.
The income tax is quite another story. It is both an unlawful tax and that means it is not legal in Canada. This is why lawyers in Canada will NOT discuss the personal income tax. Succers get fed to the lions.
I haven't filed since 2008. They have tried every trick possible to get me to sign their unlawful and unconscionable contract for filing. Signing that contract makes you liable for income tax. You are not liable until you sign your income tax forms.
My first wake up to this is when I had a private conversation in a restaurant with a buddy about the income tax. I was just starting to learn about it. On the way out of the restaurant two young women who were sitting nearby said to us something like this " We know about the money system, we work collecting the income tax and we are Jewish".
Try calling a Canadian Lawyer about the income tax, tell him you know your rights and know that the Crown has no direct obligation to you and that therefore under the common law, you have no obligation to it. They hang up long before it gets to that point. This is why the income tax is voluntary.
Voluntary does not mean "manditory self reporting with forced signature under the penalty of perjury." as some official monkeys have said on youtube.
You want to stamp out evil ? Then stamp out this theft and unconscionable contract being forced on Canadian people.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 1:40pm
BTW re "" We know about the money system, we work collecting the income tax and we are Jewish".
 
And then they said "we don't care"
 
There is a sickness in this Canadian establishment.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 1:47pm
re "It's been about five years since my last audit. I'm hoping that Revenue Canada has unofficially deemed me as an honest business person."
 
I always did my books with the intention of creating an accounting system where nothing could be hidden. I always instructed my accountants to err on the side of cation and to never squeeze them and that I believed I had a lawful obligation to pay this tax. "Stay in the black" I always said. Accountants have a hard time staying honest with their clients and I have fired a few. Anyone that rips of CRA in this context deserves to go to jail IMO.
 
Doug Plumb Added Apr 11, 2018 - 1:50pm
I've studied the income tax for years. I'm taking the banks to court, filing against a CRA agent for civil damages then recovering every cent I ever paid from my employer and from CRA - double.
They cannot win against me because I have the philosophical understanding of common law that few people have. I don't care if IRS agents or other attorneys have lost against them.
George N Romey Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:11pm
We’re gripped into a state of mass hysteria and stupidity. 
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:46pm
Pardero, Tubularsock is glad you have dropped by even with your gun totin’ ways.
 
Tubularsock does agree on the journalistic integrity of Tucker Carlson on Fox News but he seems to be a lone voice not only on Fox but the other “news” programs as well.
 
Tubularsock has not had a TV for over thirty-five years so Tubularsock knows little about the programming except that it is crap! And with rare exceptions always has been!
 
And like everything, the more they have to tell you they are giving balanced information the less one receives! By the way ...... it’s time for a Coke!
 
And just an aside (not an Assad) ....... Tubularsock hasn’t run across the term “hunky dory” in like forever. Made Tubularsock laugh.
 
Thanks for your comment and be sure to pick up your colt45 as you leave Tubularsock’s gun free saloon, wrangler. And may this day take “a liken’ to ya”!
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:48pm
Ray, great Bible story but you can be sure that Micaiah never got his own news program after this event!
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:48pm
Doug, “freedom for who”? First you have to awaken the people to the myth before you can change the mirage.
 
Thanks for your comment.
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:49pm
Thanks James Travil for your comment. The contributions by immigrants to this country are amazing but so many once they get “theirs” dislike “new comers”. And if everyone would go back where they came from it would give more room for the “deer and the antelope” to play!
 
It is sad the number of refugees our country has created over the years.
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:50pm
Jim Hetzen, Tubularsock agrees BUT without the Stormy diversion it may be noticed by the public that things in the country aren’t great ....... even again!
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:51pm
Thanks Stone. Tubularsock believes that the smartest missile is the NO missile. Hits it target EVERY TIME!
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 2:55pm
Dino, Tubularsock agrees with your statement about improving conditions in Central and South America and the best way to do that is to LEAVE THEM ALONE!
 
Thanks for you input.
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 3:12pm
Hey Dave, thanks for the kind words.
 
Interesting CBC’s coverage but most lame-stream-media seem to not provide context for most of their stories. Mostly because they are encouraged not to.
 
There is nothing gained to give a full picture on what they are reporting because it cuts into ad revenue. And the pressure from the power structure to keep information to being thought about ....... you know, business as usual!
 
Don’t forget the Democraps and the Republican’ts are on the same team when it comes to foreign policy. War-War-War!
 
Dave, YES,YES,YES .................. Your system would be far above anything going on but it is going to take mutants from outer space to make it happen because the current batch of humans on this remedial planet just don’t have enough brain cells to chew gum and create a valid political system at the same time.
 
Thanks for your comment.
Dave Volek Added Apr 11, 2018 - 4:34pm
Tube
Your response reminds me a great Canadian joke:
 
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Newfoundland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
 
The TDG only need 1% to make it work. The other 99% can continue to cheer or jeer Mr. Trump. They can watch NFL all weekend or go binge on X-files. They can roam around the USA in RVs at 3 mpg or do it on bicycles. They can carry protest signs for guns or no guns or maybe both.
 
Just 1%, at maybe 10 hours a month. And if they are not elected, they are off the  hook.
 
Are there not any wise men or virgins in the USA? There are about 330,000,000 people, right?
 
 
 
 
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 5:35pm
Dave, Tubularsock has taken your mission to attempt to find “any wise men or virgins in the USA”. Thanks for the challenge, it’s a slow day.
 
Tubularsock has contacted Stormy Daniels to discuss the “virgin” issue and she recommended that we use the afternoon and evening exploring this subject.
 
Will give you a full report this evening, perhaps. Hope my pen works.
Also the Newfoundland Image Association has contacted Tubularsock about the tax status of your new “humor” business to see that all the required Canadian Taxes have been paid on this joke you passed on to Tubularsock.
 
Tubularsock turned them over to Doug Plumb’s secret lawyer who goes by the name attorney as an undercover representative of those who are trying to scam the CRA from humor tax income.
 
Tubularsock told them that you and Doug are both just innocent bystanders to this Canadian joke and had no economic connection to it. Of course, none of this mattered because Tubularsock only talked to a computer, not a person.
 
Tubularsock later discovered that there is an arrest warrant out for both you and Doug for discussing a Newfoundland joke to a foreign Russian hacking firm via computer-phone.
 
Sorry, Tubularsock guesses he called the wrong number.
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 5:43pm
Even A Broken Clock, “Wonder how many school students today know anything about the Monroe doctrine?”
 
No problem! Tubularsock has a way of awaking the youth to the Monroe Doctrine!
 
All that has to be done is put a hashtag in front of it!
 
#monroedoctrine. Clever, yes?
Tubularsock Added Apr 11, 2018 - 5:50pm
Katharine Ott, Tubularsock is glad to get you up to speed on the caravan issue. Tubularsock is familiar with Open Veins of Latin America?
 
Not sure if Obummer ever got familiar it however!
 
Thanks for your comment.
Pardero Added Apr 11, 2018 - 9:58pm
Check out this video of Syrian child crisis actors.
 
https://youtu.be/gc9UnnGdQJ4
Stone-Eater Added Apr 12, 2018 - 7:02am
Pard
 
Yep. Hollywood is everywhere, and emotions block out reason.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 12, 2018 - 7:04am
Tube
 
Monroe was never dead. We all listen to old records from time to time when we get nostalgia. Oh how beautiful times were when we could IDENTIFY AN ENEMY ;-)
Stone-Eater Added Apr 12, 2018 - 7:06am
BTW: At what time Monroe became McCarthy - and do we have now a mix of both ? A stupid Swiss mountain goat asks LOL
Dave Volek Added Apr 12, 2018 - 11:38am
Tubularsock
 
It is now 9:20 Calgary time. I was expecting a full report on your meeting with Ms. Daniels, but . . . . .
 
Your phone call to the wrong number has great ramifications.
 
I am now being audited by Revenue Canada for donations to the Tubularsock for President 2020 campaign. Apparently this is classified as taxable income, so there are a whole of back taxes owing. Even my accountant can't fight this one.
 
Unfortunately I don't have the cash to appease Revenue Canada as it went to campaign expenses. And I have been using all my ammo to keep the repo-man's hands off my Lamborghini. Not too many bullets left for tax agents. 
 
Then an FBI agent came to my door by the name of "Moller" or something like that. Apparently I am to be indicted on charges of interfering with the American election as a foreign agent. With no money to hire lawyers named attorneys, I just rolled over like a dead fish. I will give him all the information I have on the campaign. in exchange for being pardoned on all charges. He wants to go after the big fish anyways. But he says he has another project to get out of the way first, so the consequences of your phone call are for sometime in the future.
 
Until then, rest easy.
Tubularsock Added Apr 12, 2018 - 2:48pm
Dave, Tubularsock’s apologies for being late with Tubularsock’s encounters with Stormy and REALLY Tubularsock would expose EVERYTHING ............
 
However, Stormy made Tubularsock sign a nondisclosure contract about our penetrating encounter dealing with the entire “virgin” issue in the United States.
 
Don’t tell anyone but we used aliases on the nondisclosure contract as famous people often do. Stormy signed under the alias “Deep Throat2” and Tubularsock signed under the alias Richard Nixontoo.
 
Cleaver yes?
 
Now don’t you worry a bit about being audited by the tax man of Canada and forget your accountant on this one. Tubularsock knows a guy who knows Tubularsock cousin’s brother in law’s father’s uncle that when he gets out of prison will help you with this tax matter.
 
Officially Tubularsock for President 2020 campaign of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, GOD BLESS AMERICA has no affiliation with Tubularsock for president 2020 campaign of canada on the record.
In other words as Tubularsock cousin’s brother in law’s father’s uncle says, “no records, cash only, no problem.
 
So Tubularsock can see you feel better already!
 
And finally Dave, trust Tubularsock!
 
According to Tubularsock’s Canadian lawyer named Attorney the FBI has no jurisdiction in Canada.
 
And Tubularsock cousin’s brother in law’s father’s uncle has a fellow under his employ named “The Dentist” that will “take care” of agent “Moller” for you. And if necessary Johnny Novocaine will take care of any side affects.
 
So Dave, don’t thank Tubularsock now for the help and remember what Tubularsock’s alias always said, “I’m Not A Crook!”
Stone-Eater Added Apr 12, 2018 - 6:34pm
T
T ?
T ????
T !!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTT
 
no Tube. 2 am. Fucking gotta walk home. 
 
GRRR.
Thomas Napers Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:19am
First and foremost, the ouster of the Hondurian President (Manual Zelaya) was the only choice the Honduran Army had.  The army did it because the Honduran Congress voted to remove him from office.  Zelaya was in the process of revising the Honduran Constitution to give himself more power.  None of this was done per the instructions of the United States.  In fact, most of it happened against the wishes of the United States.  If Trump was president at the time he wouldn’t have embarrassed our country by supporting Zelaya.  I’m very sorry to shoot a huge hole in the narrative you wished to portray in this entirely fictitious article. 
 
Oh and by the way, if Trump was set to revise our Constitution to give himself more what side would you fall?  That’s what I thought you potty-mouth, ignorant hypocrite.  Oh and I almost forgot, you look as ridiculous as the crap you write. 
Dr. Rupert Green Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:52pm
Hey socks, I am back and it seems the article I wrote complements yours. For want of a war, Colon Powel found WMD in Iraq, so,  soldiers took Iraq and WMD remains unfound. To have Trump get the opportunity to flex his, report was generated that Syria gassed his people. To give Trump the opportunity to show Putin his is bigger, a new report emerged that Assad gassed his people. So, whoever can use his Johnson to flip the nuclear button will determine who annihilate the planet.
Dave Volek Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:04pm
I went to the Wikipedia article of the 2009 Honduran crisis.
 
It seemed that initially the USA opposed the removal of Zelaya as president. But after some studying the Honduran consistitution, it deemed the ouster was justified. To be fair, Zelaya himself did not exactly behave democratically in his term as president. 
 
I should add that the article clearly put Zelaya on the left side of politics. 
 
The current president is from the wealthy class of Honduras.
 
It seems to me that Honduras would be better off with the TDG than its version of western democracy.
Tubularsock Added Apr 13, 2018 - 7:28pm
Ahh, Thomas Napers thanks for taking the time to comment.
 
Tubularsock can see that the money you have spent on your anger management therapist has been a bit of a waste but you keep going ever Tuesday. Sometimes it takes a little longer for the mentally challenged.
 
Tubularsock would remind you that there are many levels to this Honduran mess. It is true that Zelaya was no angel and had his own issues and interest in power. And Obummer didn’t have anything to do with wanting a crisis in Honduras but you do have to admit Thomas, that Obummer at least knew where it was on a map.
 
The only thing Orange Tweet knows about Maps is his enjoyment of being spanked on his large raw ass with an atlas! Beat me, beat me Stormy.
 
And of course Orange Tweet wouldn’t have embarrassed our country by supporting Zelaya because Dump would have been against the reforms Zelaya put into place, you know, he raised the minimum wage, provided free school lunches, provided milk for young children and pensions for the elderly. And help create additional scholarships for students. He built new schools and subsidized public transportation as well.
 
That certainly is not Dumps way for sure! Unless he could put his NAME on it.
 
And whatever you do Napers don’t look into the connection between the head of the Honduran military, Gen. Romeo Vásquez Velásquez and the School of the Americas in Fort Benning, Georgia.
 
You recall, right? The U.S. institution that trained Latin American militaries attended by countless officers implicated in coups and human rights abuses in Latin America.
 
Now just how could there be a connection?
 
Well the personal relationships of those involved continued and those relationships between General Velásquez and his closest aides carried as much weight and influence than any “official policy position” with the U.S. State Department.
 
It is not that Secretary of State Clinton planned the “constitutional crisis” in Honduras. She and Obummer just didn’t get in its way because it just had too many vested economic-military interests to attempt to influence a different direction.
 
But the best part for your "noble position" Thomas is the result of all this U.S. deception. And that has been that thousands of indigenous activists, peasant leaders, trade unionists, journalists, environmentalists, judges, opposition political candidates, human rights activists have been murdered since the military coup ousted the democratically elected president Manuel Zelaya in 2009.
 
And that is why many have attempted to obtain political asylum in the U.S.
 
The entire story is way deeper than anything that Tubularsock can express here but the information is easy to find and it is WAY BIGLY if you really want to climb out of your shallow surface view.
 
 
Tubularsock Added Apr 13, 2018 - 7:31pm
Welcome back Dr. Green. Glad for your return.
 
Tubularsock can see that "the biggest" may not be the "best"!
 
Cheers!
Tubularsock Added Apr 13, 2018 - 7:40pm
Dave, Thanks for your update. It is true to a point and then it all goes underground. The entire history and backdoor dealings are a bit different once one scratches the surface.
 
Tubularsock uses Wikipedia a great deal for quick overviews but have discovered that it is not the most reliable information on many issues.
 
At times it seems to have a point of view on certain subjects. So Tubularsock is aware of that and seldom believes one source. As Tubularsock is sure you do as well.
 
Cheers.
opher goodwin Added Apr 14, 2018 - 11:15am
Tub - you rule!!
Tubularsock Added Apr 14, 2018 - 12:02pm
opher ....... IF ONLY!
opher goodwin Added Apr 14, 2018 - 2:02pm
Tub - just a matter of time.