Who is Autumn Cote?

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First of all, at the risk of appearing to be an ass-kissing, brown-nosing apple-polisher, I think Autumn Cote (from hereonafter known as "AC") is FUCKING AWESOME! Although she's been cracking the whip lately, I cannot think of greater champions of freedom than her. I've learned a lot from being on WB, about others and myself. A lot of good, and TONS of bad, to be sure!

 

The totally unvarnished, unpolished, and most important, UNFILTERED writings of people who span almost the entire spectrum of humanity are given a voice, an outlet, or (in my case, numerous times, lol) a punching bag! Truck drivers and economists. Gigolos and priests. Nazis and communists. Tree huggers and tree cutters. Hippies and hard-hats. Purity and profanity. You get the idea.

 

Anyway, what is the story behind our benefactor? Although most of us know her from an avatar that apparently was photographed in the early 50's, there was one time I thought I caught a fleeting glimpse of her. She appeared to be in her mid-to-late 30's, and very pretty in a patrician way. Auburn hair, porcelain-like skin, and large, very pretty, very intelligent-looking but dispassionate eyes, like she was a coroner observing the latest multiple axe murder but annoyed that her period was early and she had a hot date with a cardiologist that evening.

 

Unless AC spills the beans, and I doubt that she will, what are your theories? LOL

 

Comments

Women are Inferior Added Apr 12, 2018 - 11:14pm
I posted this a couple of weeks ago, but it was zapped by AC herself because I violated the "No Posts Within 48 hours of Each Other" rule. I gotta hand it to her in that she doesn't play favorites, lol!
Pardero Added Apr 12, 2018 - 11:37pm
Michael B.
The blackface is a great look on you.
 
I got her with raven colored hair. Black Irish girl. 
Attractive librarian type-my favorite
James Travil Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:50am
I thought she was an plain older woman behind an even more archaic typewriter, no? Well that's her avatar. Then again I'm not a goat, so...
 
But in all seriousness I have no idea. The fact that she makes very few comments besides welcomes and notices about rules violations makes it hard to figure out. But maybe the mystery is part of the charm? Anyway she doesn't censor anything I'm aware of, ever, so that's the real beauty in a world where the likes of Facebook, Twitter, and Medium who censor, suspend, block, and permanently ban people who don't tow the PC/establishment line. 
Bill H. Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:00am
Morgoth Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:43am
LOL, Bill H., there you go.
 
I picture her as her avatar.
Flying Junior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 2:40am
Michael,
 
I don't get the blackface avatar thing.  I think you did this once before?
 
Explain please.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 13, 2018 - 2:43am
 at the risk of appearing to be an ass-kissing, brown-nosing apple-polisher
 
I would hardly call you an ass kisser Michael. You may get down there and sniff around a little but actual kissing just isn't you.
 
Mark Hunter Added Apr 13, 2018 - 2:49am
I think she's Stan Lee. It's only a theory, but he seems to pop up everywhere, so ...
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 13, 2018 - 4:36am
I don't get the blackface avatar thing.
 
Uh oh! I think you have offended the tender sensibilities of poor FJ!
 
So. Damn. Sad.
 
Flying Junior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 4:49am
I just said I didn't get it.
 
I don't get you either, if you have not noticed.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 13, 2018 - 4:56am
I don't get you either, if you have not noticed.
 
Zero fucks given.
 
opher goodwin Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:04am
I have it from a reliable source that Autumn is really a nonagenarian multimillionaire guy. He is housebound and enjoying reading all the stuff put up on his site. It's the only pleasure he's got left. He lives in Florida because the climate suits his rheumatism and can take the air in his electric wheelchair.
Flying Junior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:17am
Autumn is living on Cuvier Street in La Jolla.  Every morning she takes her dogs down to Marine Street and walks south to Windansea.  She never keeps her dogs on the leash.  If it is past 9:00 a.m., the lifeguards and the cops leave her alone.
 
She catches fish at Pink Wall and surf casts anywhere from Horseshoe to the Scripps Institution of Oceanography.  At low tides, she carries her board to Black's Beach where she famously waits for that one epic wave, rides it and then walks back home.
 
She can swim five miles one-way.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:23am
Good one Michael. I guess she's a half-sister of Zuck who doesn't agree with him LOL
Mark Hunter Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:28am
Okay, Stone wins with that last one. It's the best logical explanation.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:30am
I guess she's a half-sister of Zuck who doesn't agree with him
 
Ugghh, how could you accuse our dear Autumn of something so reprehensible? I'm surprised by you Stone. Autumn is no lizard. 
 
George N Romey Added Apr 13, 2018 - 8:27am
The other question is who’s Dino?
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:24am
@ Pardero - Thanks! I gotta break that one out from time to time, lol. A Black Irish librarian, huh? A buddy of mine had quite the tawdry affair with a librarian that also fits that description. Could it be her? You never know!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:24am
@ James T. - Thank goodness for that! I've been restricted, suspended, and/or outright banned from just about every website I've posted on, and for writing things that are very tame by my normal standards. Fuckbook, Twatter, etc I have no use for whatsoever.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:24am
@ Bill H. - Too fucking funny! I bet she could easily bitch-slap good old Ryan, huh! LOOOL!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:25am
@ FJ - I LOVE that avatar because it makes me laugh out loud almost every fucking time I see it, and it pisses the right people off. I will continue to use it intermittently forever!!!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:25am
@ Captain Gilbert - Thanks Jeffry! I like to think so, lol!!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:25am
@ Mark H. - Funny, I have a customer that everyone thinks is Stan Lee. That old motherfucker seems to get around, doesn't he? All of those superpowers, no doubt!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:25am
@ Opher, FJ, and Stone - All of those are perfectly plausible theories, lol!!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:27am
@ Stone - I can imagine an exchange between AC and her brother, whom I'll call BC:
 
BC: Autumn, this absolutely HAS TO STOP!! Look at this latest submission, from that asshole Michael B.!!!
 
AC: I know, isn't it great? Gawd he is such a stud!!!
 
BC: Stud?!?!? He's not a stud! He's a racist, sexist, homophobic asshole who hates dogs and kids!!! Ohhh, and he's a total pervert, too!!
 
AC: I know, isn't he cute? A REAL man, unlike SOME people in this room. Speaking of men, I gotta go read more of his stuff! Toodles, bro!
 
BC: I'm going to tell Mom!!!
 
AC: Go ahead, you big sissy. I'll tell her about you and Bruce, ha ha ha!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:27am
@ George - I'm convinced Dino is a bot of some kind.
Morgoth Added Apr 13, 2018 - 10:04am
I think Dino is Autumn’s sock puppet.  Just my opinion of course.
Bill H. Added Apr 13, 2018 - 11:03am
 
Michael B. - Apparently she (or someone else) did bitch-slap Ryan, as he hasn't been out here in a while. Good riddance, as I despise WB "writers" who demean and slander other users. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and no one is entitled to slander others. Ryan was about as uncouth as they come.
I believe Dino is Autumn's test bed for A.I. out here.
Ian Thorpe Added Apr 13, 2018 - 11:06am
Bill H.
Nope. Could it be Henry the mild mannered janitor? Maybe.
(In spite of the big gap I had to do this because my kids loved the show)
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 13, 2018 - 11:40am
Ryan, as he hasn't been out here in a while
 
I think the political people he runs with advised him to stop the extra-curricular stuff if he wants to play in their sandbox.
 
Bill H. Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:23pm
Well, Well!
It appears that our "friend" Ryan Messano is up to his usual hell-raising in his local community, where he is apparently well known for disrupting City Council meetings and slandering city officials.
Check this out: http://www.timesheraldonline.com/article/NH/20180411/NEWS/180419926
Doug Plumb Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:45pm
Maybe its a CIA op to find out what people really think by randomly inviting them onto the site. Buried in bullshit, they must need to come up for air once in a while. Maybe AC is an overweight 50 year old white guy sitting at the computer eating cheezees all day long watching what we write.
Anyway, I thank her/him/it for providing the platform.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:45pm
Maybe AC is an AI machine and doesn't exist in reality.
Tom C. Purcell Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:50pm
The key curiosity that I have, and probably share with most WriterBeaters is, what is Autumn's agenda?
George N Romey Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:52pm
“The Mess” is going to end up in a rubber room.
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 13, 2018 - 12:59pm
 is up to his usual hell-raising in his local community
 
Bwahaaaawwwww
 
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:07pm
To all:
 
WB is a corporation which catches all non-mass-media-opinions and stores it into a database, just like the so-called dark net using Tor browser. You are watched and saved in NWO memory. Be careful LOL
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:09pm
Bill
 
Cool. Maybe Ryan is a bit too heavy into his praying Christian Jesus illusion LOOL
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:11pm
Tom
 
Maybe there is no agenda. Wouldn't it be cool to have NO AGENDA when everybody expects you to have one, because it's hip ? :-)
Tom C. Purcell Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:12pm
Everyone has an agenda, however mundane or innocent.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:16pm
@ Jeffrey K. - I've seen AC bag on Dino several times, and by the nature of her comments, she doesn't feel much different than the rest of us, lol.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:16pm
@ Bill H. - Bill, HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Thanks for digging up that article! LOOOOL! I'm surprised he hasn't been firebombed yet! He had some pretty hilarious Yelp reviews before they were taken down. He may as well wear a "Hitler For President" t-shirt in Israel, or wear a Colt .45 t-shirt on an Indian reservation, lol.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:17pm
@ Ian Thorpe - This one is much better:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-kWEkazKg
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:17pm
@ Captain Gilbert et al - He seems to have no shortage of friends and supporters, although I bet both are dwindling, as he, and people like him, have a talent for completely turning on someone for some biblicly-based slight. I personally enjoyed our conversations regarding prostitution and porn. Another WB contributor (I forgot who) insisted that he was gay. He's in SOOO the right place if he is, and SOOOO the wrong place if he isn't. I thought how hilarious it would be for him to have a gay bar and an abortion clinic as neighbors, lol.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:18pm
@ Doug - I thought that myself, lol.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:19pm
At Tom P. - I think she's explained her agenda before, but that is a good question. It can't be only for laughs and comedy, as she would still allow people like Ryan on, lol!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:26pm
@ Stone - If that's the case, then I most definitely need to ramp up my general offensiveness and obnoxiousness, as I would want to put on a good show for the NWO, lol.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:27pm
Heh :-))
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:28pm
Tom
 
True. My agenda is to wake up alive tomorrow. May I write an article on that ? ;-)
Mike Haluska Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:35pm
You guys are all wrong!!!
 
Autumn is well known as the one and only original
”Sausage King of Chicago”
Ian Thorpe Added Apr 13, 2018 - 1:42pm
Mike B.
Much better indeed, I bookmarked it to cirtulate around my network.
Neil Lock Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:16pm
I don’t have any theories Michael, just a brief verse (with apologies to William Shakespeare and his “Sylvia”):
 
Who is Autumn? What is she
That writers flock around her?
Is she she, or is she he,
Or is she just a bounder?
Yet her authors write for free,
Yet her authors write for free!
 
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:19pm
@ Mike H. - LOL, I think she also may be sheltering Elvis and Bigfoot too!
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:20pm
I bet that Autumn is a Latino immigrant who stole somebody's identity to collect welfare benefits.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:20pm
@ Ian - Cool, that is from an album from 1995 called "Saturday Morning Cartoons", where a bunch of alternative bands did covers of all our favorite Saturday morning shows: The Bugaloos, Fat Albert, Josie and the Pussycats, etc. Great album!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:21pm
LOL Neil, thanks for that!
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:26pm
Maybe Autumn is a Putin troll who put up this platform to manipulate the US elections.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 3:31pm
Benjamin, as if Opher and Stone don't do enough of that here already, lol!
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 5:33pm
Yes ! Here is the Putin troll, insh'allah LOL
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 5:39pm
Alright then! I few more strands of this vast conspiracy have been undone! All we need to hear from now are the perverts...oh wait, that's me! LOL
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 5:48pm
Stone says: Rhhah.
Fnölt says: Narf !!!
Warg says: Ckonoll ever !
Torg says: Trumpf Puur !!!!!
 
Now let's handle this, GRU and CIA.
 
Nood gight !
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 13, 2018 - 5:53pm
I remember that John G identified her as a "fascist" and "dumb as fuck". He didn't last much longer. So if she were a fascist, she would be smart enough to make him disappear.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:09pm
That guy was the biggest asshole I ever saw here. Stupid, too. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. At least some of the other assholes are funny!
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:14pm
John G was cool. I liked him. He was short and precise. But of course ..... by that comment I will provoke our dearest Michael B. But that's ok LOL
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:17pm
I must admit that he went under my skin. I was bluffing. After I got censored everywhere I thought, boy, I can take it. And, of course, I can. But he was trashy as hell, very insulting. Politically, he was very much like a standard European.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:26pm
Don't worry Stone, I've long believed that just because I don't like and/or get along with someone doesn't mean that someone else  won't, and I try not to make people choose sides; I usually don't need to, lol.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:28pm
After saying that, he was, and still is if he's alive, a total fucking cocksucking, ass-sucking, rim-jobbing, feces-chewing, ass-fucking-hole motherfucker! And I left a lot out, lol.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:32pm
There were a lot people that upset me more than him. Xanadu, the deleter Nazi, deleters in general, there was a wicket liberal with an Erasmus of Rotterdam  avatar who was evil .... hm .... some people are still here and I don't want to burn bridges.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:41pm
Actually, I don't really give a fuck if someone deletes my comments, as it usually means I scored a direct hit, lol. I usually don't delete comments, but I will in a second if I feel like it. From my experience here, the biggest comment-deleters are often the ones that become absolutely furious when the same is done to them.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 13, 2018 - 6:51pm
Ben
 
very insulting. Politically, he was very much like a standard European.
 
Ah-huh. Genau wie du, oder was ? A "standard European". Means all us Europeans are standard assholes ? Careful, buddy. Not all Europeans are idiots. And since you're German.....LOL
Leroy Added Apr 13, 2018 - 8:40pm
"Actually, I don't really give a fuck if someone deletes my comments, as it usually means I scored a direct hit, lol."
 
That's the way I feel about it.  Every time WSU deletes my comments, I know that I hit the target.  Fakes are easy targets.
Leroy Added Apr 13, 2018 - 9:17pm
She used this avatar at one time.  Is it the real Autumn?
Bill H. Added Apr 13, 2018 - 10:29pm
Leroy - your link ends up on a "sign up" screen for me.
Do you have to sign up to view this?
Leroy Added Apr 14, 2018 - 6:39am
Bill, you can try this link.  I tried to link to just the picture.  I didn't sign in to get there.
Women are Inferior Added Apr 14, 2018 - 8:57am
Thanks for that Leroy...we may get to the bottom of this eventually, lol.
Bill H. Added Apr 14, 2018 - 12:28pm
Leroy - that one worked, and I have seen that pic somewhere else before.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 14, 2018 - 12:45pm
Michael changes his avatar so often that I come to think he might be Autumn's brother.
Tom C. Purcell Added Apr 14, 2018 - 12:57pm
Psychos often have rapid compulsion to change their appearance.
Doug Plumb Added Apr 14, 2018 - 4:30pm
I think its obvious really. Autumn is a slightly overweight unshaved white Jew sitting in the occupied land of Palestine who is sick and tired of being lied to all the time. He created this website to find the truth, by creating a beacon of free speech. Now he just logs on every day to read posts by Me, Tom, Mefobills and Pardero, and a few others, occasionally Goldstein. Opher and FJ are just here for entertainment. A few well educated professionals have a take on things that is worthwhile reading, but they haven't for the most part, pursued these issues in depth, and are still in a box that has treated them well.
Morgoth Added Apr 14, 2018 - 4:31pm
I never change my appearance, Tom.  I think my smile is my best quality.
 
:)
”@ Mike H. - LOL, I think she also may be sheltering Elvis and Bigfoot too!”
 
Michael, I think she is also sheltering the Roswell aliens and the actual assassins of JFK.
Benjamin Goldstein Added Apr 14, 2018 - 4:45pm
Thank you, Doug! I thought already, how could there be 80 comments full of speculation and nobody sez 'da Jews are behind it'? LOL
Leroy Added Apr 14, 2018 - 5:58pm
There's so much anti-US rhetoric that one might conclude the Russians are behind it...lol.
Dave Volek Added Apr 14, 2018 - 6:05pm
I think Autumn is insane. 
 
There was a lot of money put into this software, and it's hard to see how the investment is being recovered . . . . . 
 
. . . . . . . unless we are being meticulously data mined!
 
 
 
Flying Junior Added Apr 15, 2018 - 2:07am
Anyone who thinks that my droppings are worth mining isn't paying attention.
Mark Hunter Added Apr 15, 2018 - 2:35am
My data's pretty much worthless, not to mention you could get a lot of it by just looking in a phone book. (They still make those. I know, shocking, right?) And since I'm a county government employee, even my wages are published in the local newspaper ... that's why I get so much sympathy around here.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 15, 2018 - 9:49am
Same here. I'm up to more that 300 articles, but never saw a buck, it's not the meaning of it. WB IS social media, because here people really discuss stuff. And that's enough for me. One doesn't have to look for money everywhere all the time.
Stone-Eater Added Apr 15, 2018 - 9:50am
Leroy
 
Right ! I'm the Russian house troll ! But Putin hasn't paid my fees yet LOL
Stephen Hunter Added Apr 15, 2018 - 7:19pm
I think she is not of this world, a being from another dimension sent here to get the real scoop on how humans think and behave. 
Stephen Hunter Added Apr 15, 2018 - 7:34pm
And thanks for the post Michael! Inquiring minds want to know.
Cliff M. Added Apr 15, 2018 - 8:17pm
I believe Autumn is a thirty something yuppie Manhattanite who started a blog that is to interesting to eliminate.Claims to not make money off of writer beat but so does every other successful business person.
TexasLynn Added Apr 15, 2018 - 11:55pm
I have very little opinion on the post or any of the comments... except one.  Jeffrey Kelly is 100% right that Dino is a creation of Autumn.  Autumn busting Dino for an infraction or suchlike would just solidify the conspiracy for me.  Nice try, Autumn, by JK is on the ball!
Autumn Cote Added Apr 16, 2018 - 5:03am
To anyone that thinks Dino Manalis and I are the same, read the comment I just wrote in Rusty’s article: How violent crime and suicides correlate to gun ownership, THEY DON"T
TexasLynn Added Apr 16, 2018 - 8:21am
Autumn,
I think JK's theory and my support are a bit tongue in cheek.  But, be careful not to protest too much... the likes of us gravitate to conspiracy theories.  Are you Russian by any chance? :)
Women are Inferior Added Apr 16, 2018 - 8:31am
Hmmmm...is it possible? AC, Dino, the Russians, the North Koreans and Zuckerberg in the same conspiratorial boat? I can almost hear it:
 
"The panel now calls on Autumn Cote to testify. Raise your right hand...." lol
Morgoth Added Apr 16, 2018 - 9:20am
OK, I changed my mind.  I think Dino is the avatar of a Russian troll sent here to conduct mind control experiments.
 
:)
Leroy Added Apr 16, 2018 - 6:36pm
Dino's a real person.
A. Jones Added Apr 17, 2018 - 7:51pm
Who is Autumn Cote?
 
For that matter, who is Michael B.?
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 18, 2018 - 2:55am
For that matter, who is Michael B.?
 
For that matter, who is A. Fuckin' Jones? Not that it matters one fuckin' bit to anyone but itself. 
 
And before you get your panties in a bunch same can be said for me. 
 
Off you go now, mind the gap between train and platform. BUH-Bye.
 
Flying Junior Added Apr 18, 2018 - 3:32am
Dammit Michael B.  You pink-spanking faggot!
 
You are a worse potty-mouth than I am.
 
One thing that you gotta love about Autumn is that she doesn't censor dirty language and personal insults.  In the immortal words of Rick James, "That girl's allright with me...  Hey-hey, Hey Hey Hey!"
Women are Inferior Added Apr 18, 2018 - 9:09am
For that matter, who is Michael B.?
 
For that matter, who is A. Fuckin' Jones? Not that it matters one fuckin' bit to anyone but itself. 
 
And before you get your panties in a bunch same can be said for me. 
 
Off you go now, mind the gap between train and platform. BUH-Bye.
 
Thanks Captain Gilbert, I was going to say much the same. I know who he is...he's ASSHOLE Jones!!! For all I know, it's Fucking Asshole Jones, or F. Asshole Jones. Fuck you and the double-headed dildo you rode in on...Asshole! LOL
 
Women are Inferior Added Apr 18, 2018 - 9:10am
FJ, you cum-gargling, rim-jobbing chancre! I totally fucking ass agree with you, lol!
Jeffry Gilbert Added Apr 18, 2018 - 9:32am
Fuck you and the double-headed dildo you rode in on...Asshole! 
 
Adding this to my repertoire. 
 
Women are Inferior Added Apr 18, 2018 - 10:04pm
Awesome Captain Gilbert! "Zero fucks given" has been added to mine, lol!!!
Women are Inferior Added Apr 18, 2018 - 11:19pm
Oh, and "Liquordale Yachtie", too! Captain Gilbert, I salute you, sir! LOL