WB has a number of esteemed liberals. Our friends on the left have very strong views and are encouraged by the media and the schools which make lots of money and gain lots of power from keeping our leftist friends in the dark. But they are smarter, wiser, and more virtuous than those of us on the right, and if you don't believe that, just ask them. They will tell you so themselves. There are a lot of reasons why they are smarter, wiser, and more virtuous than conservatives, and while it is an exhaustive list, we will cover only a few here.
They are smarter than conservatives because they are very good with Google often. In case you don't know, being able to Google a topic and read the top five search results gives one an intelligence that is not obtainable anywhere else. Liberals are also smarter than conservatives because their Mummy and Daddy often pay fortunes to top flight liberal schools. Since they pay a fortune for an 'education' they are obviously smarter than the rest of us. Don't be deceived by the naysayers. That little piece of paper that says you have a college degree really does mean that you are a lot smarter than everyone else. It doesn't matter if you are incompetent, inept, and socially foolish, that college degree proves your superiority, don't let anyone fool you about that, my friend. They are smarter than us because they use profanity. It demonstrates that their vocabulary is so advanced and they know so many words that they have to use profanity, since their knowledge of so many words means they simply must use these. Using profanity helps them to condescend to us common folk. I'm awful grateful they use profanity, otherwise I might not be able to understand them. They are smarter than conservatives because their fellow liberals tell them so, and when a lot of people like you and tell you something, that means that whatever they are telling you must be true.
They are wiser than conservatives because they make a lot of mistakes and stubbornly hold onto their pride and folly. It takes a very wise person to have the college of life beat sense into them and still continue on, unabashed. They are wiser because they see what they believe, while we foolish conservatives believe what we see. If we were wise, we would learn to put on our liberal fairy tale glasses and see what our liberal puppetmasters in the Media tell us to see. When I put my CNN glasses on, I see that America is a big bad nation and we are mistreating immigrants, we are horribly racist, Obama was a Savior, Obama never had any scandals, Democrats love the poor, and government health care and welfare are wonderful ideas.
They are more virtuous than conservatives because they believe in abortion. You have to be very virtuous to be able to murder a baby. It takes a lot of self discipline to murder a baby for the Benjamins. They are also more virtuous than conservatives because they freely have all kinds of sex outside of marriage. They are so virtuous that they realize that homosexuality is a wonderful idea, and the STD's that result from it, often, are simply the Lord's reward. They are virtuous because they confront their problems by taking psychotropic drugs and going to worlds the rest of us aren't virtuous enough to see. They are virtuous because they can deceive people very well, and themselves too, to boot. I wish I could be as virtuous as a liberal, and murder a baby in an abortion clinic without batting an eye, and run to the border and holler and screech about temporarily separating a child from his illegal alien parents. Houdini himself couldn't pull off a magic trick like that.
So you see, Dear Friend, we all must study to be as smart, wise, and virtuous as Liberals. They are so happy that most of them are drugged clean out of their minds. If only we were wise, we would be able to understand the wonders behind Marxism, and understand the amazing math that necessitates the horrid deaths of millions. Fellow conservatives, let us diligently study to learn these terrific lessons, for if we master them, we too can be smart, wise, and virtuous. Keep on Keeping on!:).