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<p><img src="/images/24328/WIN_20160115_23_57_44_Pro.jpg" alt="" width="342" height="192" /></p> <p>I JUST FOUND A PERFECT THOUGHT THAT IS NOT MY OWN BUT SOOOOOOOO YOU!</p> <p>&#160;</p> <p>BTW, found this on my Ex- Pastors page&#160;</p> <p>&#160;</p> <p>"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."</p> <p>&#160;</p> <p>A FEW OTHERS JUST FOR CHUCKLESS SAKE:</p> <p>&#160;</p> <p><strong>Paraprosdokians &#160;</strong></p> <p>1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. <br /> 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you--but it's still on my list.<br /> 3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. <br /> 4. We never really grow up, we only learn how to behave in public. <span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> 5. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. <br /> 6. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you. <br /> 7. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put "DOCTOR." <br /> 8. Women will never equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.<br /> 9. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. <br /> 10. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. <br /> 11. You're never too old to learn something stupid. <br /> 12. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it is getting harder and harder for me to find any.</span></p> <p>&#160;</p> <p><span class="text_exposed_show">(Shared from the Reverand Sharon Solt Harfman &lt;widow of Lincoln Joseph&gt; page post)</span></p> <p><span class="text_exposed_show">Cheers,</span></p> <p><span class="text_exposed_show">~The Bug~</span></p> <p>&#160;</p>

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