Trump and Daniels: Two Sluts

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I gotta hand it to Trump in that he doesn't fuck around when it comes to fucking around. While most Presidential peckers have been known to penetrate mafia whores, secretaries, staffers, and interns, Trump bypassed the lowlier labias and focused on the top shelf Professional prick-pouches and sperm-spittoons: Porn actressess and Playmates!

 

It stands to reason that a rich, famous, and powerful man will attract gold-diggers by their scurrying hordes, or should I say, "whoredes". Trump's connections to beauty pageants was like a panhandler taking up station in front of a laundrymat, securing an easy position to potentially tap whoever for whatever. The character "Dark Helmet" from the 1987 movie Spaceballs said it best:

 

Dark Helmet: [Vespa Doll] No, no, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, leave me alone! And yet, I find you strangely attractive.

 

Dark Helmet: [Helmet doll] Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have both, and you know it!

 

Speaking of attractions to money and power, enter Stormy Daniels. I never heard of this woman until the scandal started to unfold, and after some time, thought I'd look and see what the big deal was. It turns out that Stormy, as one would expect from a porn actress, is quite the fuck machine. A very attractive blond with ample, nicely-shaped tits, Stormy turned out to be everything and anything I imagined. My viewings of her material then turned into a form of twisted comedy, as I imagined what Trump would be saying as he squirted a load in her very eager mouth. I'm sure there's a porn parody of this out there somewhere.

 

Porn is actually very boring in many ways, as it's pretty much the same thing over and over again, and we all know how it ends. Kissing, licking, sucking, fucking, and then the inevitable "money shot." However, besides waitressing, it's something that any reasonably good-looking chick can do. If you can't rise above by using your mind, don't worry, because a functional set of orifices generally compensates for lack of talents elsewhere. All you have to do is to fuck one rich guy and the world is yours. Stormy Daniels is a perfect example of this.

 

I think the whole situation is unfortunate for the females of the species; many of them are constantly whining about being treated like objects, but then paradoxically go out of their way to objectify themselves. Others may be alarmed at the fact that women like Stormy are seen as role models by other women, and have become less and less inhibited to make decent money by doing something that they kind of already do. Get paid to get laid. In the 2006 movie Idiocracy, the President of the United States is a porn star (actually a "porn legend"). We have already elected a mediocre actor and a reality show star to the nation's highest office, so don't be surprised at what the future may bring.

 

Comments

The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 1, 2018 - 2:56pm
The clock is ticking, but its not too late for the Dems to draft Ron Jeremy. A good laugh Michael. 
 
Just know that I care.  And I will pray for you. Its too late for me, but you still have a chance. Be strong!
Michael B. Added Sep 1, 2018 - 3:08pm
@ TBH - LOL, I wonder what the Cabinet would look like? Politicians and porn stars actually have much in common, chiefly fucking for, and being fucked by, money, usually someone else's.
 
No TBH, I too am WAY gone. A former boss called me "AC", which means Anti-Christ, although I do not recall being stridently anti-Christian. He said that everything from the Crucifixion to the Cold War was "all my fault". I told him that my resume needed some serious re-working, and that my salary will need some adjustments.
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 1, 2018 - 3:11pm
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 1, 2018 - 3:13pm
We've been this road before. Yeah, definitely a higher class of women
Mustafa Kemal Added Sep 1, 2018 - 3:22pm
 
Michael B. Well done, Im sure Ryan will be here in moment to complement you.
 
re:"He said that everything from the Crucifixion to the Cold War was "all my fault". I told him that my resume needed some serious re-working, and that my salary will need some adjustments."
 
You certainly know how to take a complement.
Mustafa
 
Pardero Added Sep 1, 2018 - 4:25pm
Michael B.
I am on a frac location and only have a moment. I will digest the words later. 
You already earned the like, with the picture, alone. Catch you later.
 
 
Mustafa Kemal Added Sep 1, 2018 - 4:39pm
Angel Eyes
Dino Manalis Added Sep 1, 2018 - 4:48pm
 Trump is a billionaire, he chooses his women carefully and selects natural Viagras who will stimulate him in bed.  Good job Don!
James Travil Added Sep 1, 2018 - 5:49pm
Hahaha, finally a funny comment from Dino!
Good article Michael, it's further inspiring me in my own endeavors! As for Trump and Stormy, they were made for each other. 
John Minehan Added Sep 1, 2018 - 7:31pm
Gee, it just reeks of good judgment to have an extra-marital dalliance with a gal nicknamed "Stormy."  Gee, what could go wrong? 
Jeffry Gilbert Added Sep 1, 2018 - 8:21pm
Gee, it just reeks of good judgment to have an extra-marital dalliance with a government clerk and a cigar.
 
There, fixed it.
 
Lindsay Wheeler Added Sep 1, 2018 - 9:37pm
There is no scandal here. Paying off someone is not a scandal. Bill Clinton forcing himself on women, raping one, is a scandal---and the Press and the Democrat Party did not care, not one wit.
 
 
Rusty Smith Added Sep 1, 2018 - 11:20pm
Michael B. as things work out wealthy men frequently become the target of loose women who hope they can charm their way into their lives or at least theri pocketbook.  Hang around wealthy men and you will see plenty of them. 
 
Most women hate those loose women, especially unattractive ones, who are super jealous because many of them have been pushed aside by men they wanted something from so those men could use the loose women for sex.  They don't realize that's all the men want, and even if they were gorgeous and gave it to them, most of those men would want them to go away once they get their fill.
 
The men love having women throw themselves at them but they don't want commitments, most of the time they just want to get their rocks off like with Bill Clinton and Monica.  Monica thought it was love and Bill just wanted a blowjob.  Some even resort to call girls, not because there aren't enough women who want to go to bed with them, but because when they are finished with a call girl, she leaves.  They aren't paying for sex as much as they are paying for them to leave when it's over and never bother them again.
 
Women love to blame men for using women, but they should be blaming all the women who lay sex out there like a red carpet and make the abusive behavior so successful.  If women didn't use sex as a tool, the problem wouldn't be there.  It's like the drug trade, the sellers would be out of business if there were no customers.
EXPAT Added Sep 1, 2018 - 11:38pm
It amuses me to read of all the machinations western men go through just to get laid. And what is even more amusing is the motivations and associations they apply to a blow Job.
There are BJ bars here in Pattaya, where you can go in, chose a winsome wench, close the curtain on your booth, and enjoy getting your dick sucked while you drink your Heineken.
The price is known up front, and if she lets you flavor your beer bottle with her cum juice on occasion, a tip is expected.
 
If you want a more lasting relationship there are Gentlemen Clubs, that offer Gorgeous young girls for a night, a week, or a prolonged vacation, at prices cheaper than a marriage.
 
So why all the fuss about sex baby?
Bill H. Added Sep 2, 2018 - 12:48am
Michael - You should have known this would get diverted/deflected to Bill Clinton. 
James Travil Added Sep 2, 2018 - 2:28am
"Michael - You should have known this would get diverted/deflected to Bill Clinton. "
Considering how Bill was looking at Arianna Grande at Aretha Franklin's funeral, it's no wonder. 
wsucram15 Added Sep 2, 2018 - 4:28am
Stormy Daniels a "role model"?  Come on man..thats a stretch.  IF ANYONE said she was any kind of inspiration, its that she stood her ground.  Jumping  off the #metoo movement. Her attorney  calculated this very well. 
There is no honor in what she has done or any of them (as I am aware of more) for that matter.  It just makes women look more like pieces of meat. But hey..
 
 
Dr. Rupert Green Added Sep 2, 2018 - 6:39am
Paradoxically, when the Dems threw fucks at Trump, he was able to weather the deluge, having entertained or dished out so much cumings and goings. Zaza Gabor may be apt in describing Trump's Teflon characteristics in repelling the deluge as "they cum and they go, and they cum and they go." Frankly speaking, I thought he had gone under when it was revealed he went under in giving too much Crocodile Dundy's test for womanhood. Thanks to Comey's underhandedness, we have President Trump and his little hands on big switches that can obliterate squealers. Thankfully, though, the strength of our Constitution has been holding to prevent same. 
Stone-Eater Added Sep 2, 2018 - 6:51am
Idiocracy
 
If a movie deserves an Oscar, it's that one :-)
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 2, 2018 - 8:54am
LOL! One of our better exports, I have to agree!
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 2, 2018 - 8:54am
Hello Doc! Good to see you. Celeste says hello
Mustafa Kemal Added Sep 2, 2018 - 9:11am
Idiocracy
 
the documentary
 
 
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 2, 2018 - 9:15am
IDIOCRACY: D of C, Crime scene obfuscation
 
Coming this Fall on MSNBC!!!
Dr. Rupert Green Added Sep 2, 2018 - 9:47am
@ Hidadge. "Hello Doc! Good to see you. Celeste says hello"
 
Thanks. I am between WB and trying to write proposals for grants. Sort of do not remember Celeste.
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 2, 2018 - 9:49am
You know her as Passion Blues
Bill H. Added Sep 2, 2018 - 10:54am
 
James - It's probably fortunate that Trump wasn't at the funeral, as he probably would have tried to grab her by the (meow), because "when your famous, they let you do anything!"
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 2, 2018 - 10:55am
LOL
George N Romey Added Sep 2, 2018 - 1:26pm
Rich men do what poor men can only dream. The poor man whacks off in shower fantasizing about Stormy Daniels. Old rich dudes have sex with Stormy Daniels in the shower, usually with the help of Viagra. This has nothing to do with one’s politics. 
John Minehan Added Sep 2, 2018 - 7:46pm
"'Gee, it just reeks of good judgment to have an extra-marital dalliance with a government clerk and a cigar.'
 
There, fixed it."
 
Yeah, that too.  Neither man covered himself in glory (although, possibly with other things).
John Minehan Added Sep 2, 2018 - 7:52pm
"I wonder what the Cabinet would look like? Politicians and porn stars actually have much in common, chiefly fucking for, and being fucked by, money, usually someone else's."
 
In 2010, faced with a choice between Andy Cuomo and Carl Paladino, the GOP Candidate, I voted for a woman on a minor party line who had apparently been the madam who ran the service former-Gov. Spitzer had used.
 
My thought at the time was that anyone who had successfully managed prostitutes had applicable real world experience for dealing with the NYS Legislature.  
wsucram15 Added Sep 3, 2018 - 12:37am
Good one George.
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 3, 2018 - 4:09am
Michael -  I like the current choice, but man you gotta quit switching your avatar! I suffer from some substantial visual impairment. Often when scanning a page I may rely on catching an icon before getting a proper read on the text. I was just working up to asking you "what the hell is in that pitcher you're holding" then you go and change it.
I'm betting Long Island Ice Teas
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 3, 2018 - 4:12am
John - you are so right! We should start enlisting more madams today!
Dr. Rupert Green Added Sep 3, 2018 - 8:01am
"SLUT'" such morally reprehensible term certain men use to describe certain women, yet on whose faces many a slut can be found sitting and delivering the elixir of life of which such men willing lap up.
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 3, 2018 - 8:13am
Indeed Doc! We are nothing if not a perplexing species :)
FacePalm Added Sep 3, 2018 - 7:58pm
I seem to recall Ray-gun saying, "It is said that politics is the second-oldest profession - but i'm discovering that it bears a remarkable resemblance to the first!"
 
What gets me, though, is all the Trump-haters who repeatedly utter inanities concerning his stupidity or small hands or whatever, when their own accomplishments fall SO far short of the least thing Trump has managed.
 
How many presidents have donated their entire salary to charities?
This, alone, makes Trump unique AND generous, as opposed to his detractors.
Michael B. Added Sep 4, 2018 - 9:06am
Thank you all for your valuable comments, I hope everybody (well, almost everybody) had a good weekend.
Michael B. Added Sep 4, 2018 - 9:09am
@TBH - I'm honored that someone of your caliber would be looking for my posts! The one you're referring to is me drinking red table vino in Venice, Italy, some years ago. Later on that day, I was told in three different languages not to bring beer into a certain church.
Jeffrey Kelly Added Sep 7, 2018 - 10:43pm
LOL, how did I miss this????
 
Yes, a man who screws pornstars and Playboy models is the champion of the Evangelicals!!!!
 
Ah, this is America.  Gotta love it.
Jeffrey Kelly Added Sep 7, 2018 - 10:45pm
@FacePalm:
Well, we’d know how generous he was if he released his tax returns.  We do know he is generous with his bodily fluids.
Michael B. Added Sep 9, 2018 - 9:53am
Sorry all for not responding to your comments, but I've been super busy lately! I cannot improve upon several of them! LOL
John Minehan Added Sep 22, 2018 - 3:09pm
"LOL, how did I miss this????
 
Yes, a man who screws pornstars and Playboy models is the champion of the Evangelicals!!!!
 
Ah, this is America.  Gotta love it."
 
Ever read Elmer Gantry, Mr. Kelly? 
John Minehan Added Sep 22, 2018 - 3:28pm
"A little eccentricity is a help to a general. It helps with the newspapers. The women love it too. Southern women like their men religious and a little mad. That's why they fall in love with preachers."  Michael Shaara, The Killer Angels (2.5.64)