I gotta hand it to Trump in that he doesn't fuck around when it comes to fucking around. While most Presidential peckers have been known to penetrate mafia whores, secretaries, staffers, and interns, Trump bypassed the lowlier labias and focused on the top shelf Professional prick-pouches and sperm-spittoons: Porn actressess and Playmates!
It stands to reason that a rich, famous, and powerful man will attract gold-diggers by their scurrying hordes, or should I say, "whoredes". Trump's connections to beauty pageants was like a panhandler taking up station in front of a laundrymat, securing an easy position to potentially tap whoever for whatever. The character "Dark Helmet" from the 1987 movie Spaceballs said it best:
Dark Helmet: [Vespa Doll] No, no, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, leave me alone! And yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Dark Helmet: [Helmet doll] Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have both, and you know it!
Speaking of attractions to money and power, enter Stormy Daniels. I never heard of this woman until the scandal started to unfold, and after some time, thought I'd look and see what the big deal was. It turns out that Stormy, as one would expect from a porn actress, is quite the fuck machine. A very attractive blond with ample, nicely-shaped tits, Stormy turned out to be everything and anything I imagined. My viewings of her material then turned into a form of twisted comedy, as I imagined what Trump would be saying as he squirted a load in her very eager mouth. I'm sure there's a porn parody of this out there somewhere.
Porn is actually very boring in many ways, as it's pretty much the same thing over and over again, and we all know how it ends. Kissing, licking, sucking, fucking, and then the inevitable "money shot." However, besides waitressing, it's something that any reasonably good-looking chick can do. If you can't rise above by using your mind, don't worry, because a functional set of orifices generally compensates for lack of talents elsewhere. All you have to do is to fuck one rich guy and the world is yours. Stormy Daniels is a perfect example of this.
I think the whole situation is unfortunate for the females of the species; many of them are constantly whining about being treated like objects, but then paradoxically go out of their way to objectify themselves. Others may be alarmed at the fact that women like Stormy are seen as role models by other women, and have become less and less inhibited to make decent money by doing something that they kind of already do. Get paid to get laid. In the 2006 movie Idiocracy, the President of the United States is a porn star (actually a "porn legend"). We have already elected a mediocre actor and a reality show star to the nation's highest office, so don't be surprised at what the future may bring.