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One fine day, long long ago, three baboons escaped from a cage near Beverly Hills. They played and romped until they became hungry. Luckily, they found an open window in the back of a posh estate with a heart-shaped swimming pool. They frolicked and put on fancy garments and then sought food. Upon devouring some fresh fruit and other things they rested until they became restless. 

 

Soon Nature called for action and the first baboon need to find a suitable place for some relief. He circled a spot on a pure white silk carpet and finally took a dump in a propitious spot. The second baboon followed the sequence exactly and put his prize next to the first dropping. The third baboon thought a while about all this and circled the spot several times and finally did his job. 

 

Which baboon was  the liberal and why?

 

Comments

Autumn Cote Added Sep 13, 2018 - 12:17pm
Please note, it's against the rules to post more than one article within a 48 hour period.  As always, many thanks for your participation with Writer Beat!
Ken Added Sep 13, 2018 - 12:22pm
They all are because they are undocumented immigrants in CA!
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 13, 2018 - 12:49pm
AC
 
I posted my last article Was Krugman Ever Correct with his Economic Predictions? 
Sep 11, 2018 - 12:13pm
 
And today Sep 13, 2018 - 11:42am
 
Do you count the minutes and seconds?
Ric Wells Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:00pm
Yes she does and you are not the first. 
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:01pm
Ric
 
I deleted this and started another after the 48 hr period. 
 
Look for the second and more proper one. 
Ric Wells Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:02pm
Ryck just go to the last article you posted it will tell you the time it was posted. Wait 48 hours and be sure yo compensate for time zones. Writer Beat is on eastern time in the U.S.. 
Ric Wells Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:03pm
No sweat. 
Autumn Cote Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:17pm
I need to be consistent in how I administer the rules and I was merely issuing you reminder.  I'm going to delete your most recent version of this article because the last thing I want is two of the same article attracting comments.  Seeing this one already has two recommendations, I'm deleting the other one.  
Ric Wells Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:20pm
They are neither baboons have no party affiliation. 
Ken Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:31pm
baboons have no party affiliation. 
 
What an assumption!  Are you a baboonophobe?
Ric Wells Added Sep 13, 2018 - 1:59pm
Actually baboons are probably more enlightened than humans.
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 13, 2018 - 2:03pm
Autumn
 
Thanx..........
 
I pushed the delete button and apparently nothing happened. 
 
There are serious technical problems with this site 
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 13, 2018 - 2:06pm
I find little attention to quest for the correct solution to the Quiz here. No hints offered as yet. 
 
Let us all do some serious thinking........and remember the why part of the quiz. 
 
And yes, baboons are not all liberals and probably do not vote except in California. 
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 13, 2018 - 4:53pm
Ken
 
"baboons have no party affiliation. "
 
I am not sure about that. The Dems need votes badly so the might try to register some authentic baboons compared to some of  their usual voters. Look for registration booths at the zoos. 
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 13, 2018 - 4:54pm
Ric Wells
 
"Actually baboons are probably more enlightened than humans."
 
Those who live in red states might apply here. 
 
Ken Added Sep 13, 2018 - 7:43pm
Ryck - that wasn't me, I was asking whether he was a baboonophobe for assuming they had no party affiliations.  I thought they were all illegal aliens with no documentation, but they were IN CA so they were all democrats
Ken Added Sep 13, 2018 - 7:44pm
the other possibility is the one that went in a circl rather than taking a straight line to poo.  that baboon was too stoned to know exactly where to stop and then paused to stop the buzz before he could go so that would be the democrat
Johnny Fever Added Sep 13, 2018 - 8:41pm
I have no idea.  One thing is for sure, whatever the answer, it won't mean anything as it relates to both liberalism or conservatism.
Ken Added Sep 14, 2018 - 2:07am
several guesses, I guess we are going to be left hanging until the punchline is revealed...
 
What responses do you expect?  You know not  a single leftist on this site is going to respond to this...
Leroy Added Sep 14, 2018 - 7:37am
Since they all disrespect private property, they all must be liberals.  The question should be, which one is the most liberal.  I suggest that belongs to the first one.  He pooped without hesitation on someone else's property.  The second one was just going along with the leader and didn't give it any thought.  He would represent the one-third who can be persuaded.  The last one at least thought about what he was doing before pooping.  He is the least liberal.  This one is what Lynn would call a moderate, which is just another name for a liberal.  
The Burghal Hidage Added Sep 14, 2018 - 10:34am
feces by any other name would smell as foul
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 14, 2018 - 11:21am
Ken
 
"I thought they were all illegal aliens with no documentation, but they were IN CA so they were all democrats"
 
Thus closely related to baboons with lower test scores of course. 
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 14, 2018 - 11:25am
Honorable mention[s] on the Quiz Solvers:
 
Ken
 
"the other possibility is the one that went in a circl rather than taking a straight line to poo.  that baboon was too stoned to know exactly where to stop and then paused to stop the buzz before he could go so that would be the democrat"
 
Close but no cigar. 
 
Leroy 
 
" I suggest that belongs to the first one.  He pooped without hesitation on someone else's property."
 
Not even close. Hint: this is a matter of instruction , indoctrination  and training. 
 
Ken Added Sep 14, 2018 - 12:01pm
The second one was just going along with the leader and didn't give it any thought. 
 
In that spirit, I would say the 2nd one is the liberal because he is the useful idiot that doesn't think for himself and just follows the leader no matter what
Leroy Added Sep 14, 2018 - 2:46pm
It reminds me of the corporate games I have been forced to play.  You know, the ones that are supposed to cause you the think out side the box.  If you don't come up with the standard answer, then you are gonged ;)
Doug Plumb Added Sep 14, 2018 - 2:56pm
Obviously it was the third. Its not easy to be first, easier to be second, but far easier to be third. In fact the third would be discluded from the group if he didn't do it and liberals are group think animals.
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 14, 2018 - 3:17pm
To Doug goes the Prize!!
 
"Obviously it was the third."
 
Of course, because, as you say, he had to be shown, twice, where and how to take a simple dump. He followed his narrow training without thoughts or emotion, just like liberals. 
 
"liberals are group think animals."
 
True in all variations. Liberals follow simple orders. 
 
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 14, 2018 - 3:30pm
Leroy
 
"..the ones that are supposed to cause you the think out side the box."
 
I had several corporate training courses in my time starting with a complicated definition of what a 'box' was and how to think obliquely, or 'laterally' [Lateral thinking --https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_thinking] or as how it was related to a paradigm.
I also took DeBono's  Six Thinking Hats course although I wanted to introduce a 7th after the course, the brown hat for BS.
 
I attended 3 AMA courses in Manhattan and two weeks at Remington Farms in MD. 
 
After that I wondered if there ever was a "box."
 
I have 27 research papers, 6 patents and never used the box, anything lateral, or inspected a paradigm, whatever that was. 
 
David Montaigne Added Sep 15, 2018 - 6:52am
No one wants to suggest that "escaping from their cage" is like the Walk Away movement, leaving the "plantation" of the Democratic Party and becoming more like a Libertarian in their freedom... before they reverted back to Democrat ideals of finding some nice fruits of capitalism and ruining it?
Jeffrey Kelly Added Sep 15, 2018 - 12:02pm
The answer is none of the above.  They are baboons.
Leroy Added Sep 15, 2018 - 12:08pm
Come on, Jeffrey, show some imagination ;)
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 15, 2018 - 12:36pm
Imagination is not common in leftist circles. 
Doug Plumb Added Sep 15, 2018 - 1:49pm
rycK the JFK: re Thinking outside the box. Try Graph Theory. I'm doing a little of that this week. Mind warping.
Jeffrey Kelly Added Sep 15, 2018 - 8:01pm
@Leroy:
”Come on, Jeffrey, show some imagination ;)”
 
OK.
 
I still say none of the above.  That kind of behavior is more indicative of crazed Trumplings worshipping the orange orangutan currently squatting inside the White House.  I imagine they crap all over themselves when the beloved orange one flings his shit around thinking about kneeling football players.
 
Better?
rycK the JFK Democrat Added Sep 16, 2018 - 12:39pm
Doug Plumb
 
"rycK the JFK: re Thinking outside the box. Try Graph Theory. I'm doing a little of that this week. Mind warping.
 
I took a look but cannot find anything useful here, to me, as I spent decades with graphs, math modelling and more. 
 
Here: ?--https://medium.freecodecamp.org/i-dont-understand-graph-theory-1c96572a1401