Several years ago, I had a particularly annoying neighbor in the form of a short, squat, bitchy, and ugly little Jewish cunt. The Washington license plates on her car, and the leftist and liberal stickers that literally covered the ass end of it, told me more about this person than I ever cared or wanted to know. However, being the open-minded, friendly, and nice guy that I usually am, I tried to get along with this horrifying creature in ways I'll probably always regret.
Although I instantly pegged her as the slumming little JAP that she was, we sort of got along for a couple of weeks, but when she realized that I wasn't a leftist, communist, whitey-guilt ridden asshole, she immediately changed her tune. It started when she proudly showed off her latest bumper sticker - "A village in Texas is missing its IDIOT!" My jaded reply was something like, "The Lost and Found is in DC, where most of the rest of them are, especially the Democrats." That immediately got a dirty look, which portended more deterioration in our "relationship."
The 2008 election sealed the deal, not only for my hatred toward her, but others of her ilk. She planted Obama signs all over the place, including mine; when I moved the propaganda back to her side, she moved them right back over. She didn't get the message until I tore them all up and put the pile on her doorstep, with a remarkably polite request to cease and desist, which the politi-cunt did. Little did I know, it was only the first attempt by this despicable slime at trampling my civil rights; the little commie cunt also had a habit of opening my mail and parcels.
Most prominent on her Prius's rear end (how fucking appropriate) was the Obama "Hope" sticker, upon which some Christian wag had neatly superimposed a Jesus Christ "Hope" sticker done in the same way. I saw it one morning on the way to work and chuckled. When I came home later that day, Ms. JAP Slummer was scraping away that sticker as if it was some form of bubonic plague skin rash, which to her, certainly was. The look I got was probably similar to a Jew facing Adolf Eichmann: "You did this, didn't you, you evil bastard!" For someone seemingly so against "judging a book by its cover", she validated her leftist credentials by doing exactly that.
Despite her strident and well-advertised stands about the environment, Ms. JAP Slummer alone generated more trash in a weekend than a family of six did in a month. Of course, being the "environmentalist" that she was, 100% of her trash went into the Recycle can, which, to her warped mentality, made her a better person. When I pointed out to her that not all trash is able to be recycled, I was a Blue-Collared Nazi Fascist Bastard Racist Sexist Homophobic Asshole, which is pretty standard to the point of being boring. To be honest, if I was a Jewish trust-funder who had nothing but TONS of free time to think about what assholes those Blue-Collared Nazi Fascist Bastard Racist Sexist Homophobic Assholes are, my thoughts and activities would probably be somewhere else.
Although Ms. JAP Slummer, like ALL liberals I know, drives like a homicidal maniac and gives scant regard for her fellow humans, she became completely UNGLUED when she found a dead pigeon...on her doorstep! Being the right-wing gun nut that I am, I was behind this cold-blooded murder! (I didn't find out until several months ago that it was another neighbor, ironically, another liberal, who smoked the bird, and was the one who made the "delivery", because he found her almost as annoying as I did, lol). In a very short period of time, I went from trying to get along with someone, to tolerating them, to resenting them, and finally, to hating their fucking guts and wanting them to die as violently as possible.
It all came to a head one day. While drinking beer and cleaning guns after a good day of target shooting, Ms. JAP Slummer came home, saw what we were doing, stomped into her house and slammed her door so hard that several glass panes broke. After a moment of stunned silence, we carried on, making a point to be as loud and obnoxious as possible. I'm shocked to this day that the cunt didn't call the cops.
Anyway, this monstrosity sums up most liberals in general, and at least one Jewish liberal in particular, and nicely encapsulates their litany of hypocrisy, in that they HATE hate, are totally INTOLERANT of intolerance, seemingly loathe the country of their birth and the society that allows them to propagate their idiotic beliefs, and despises the law and order that generally keeps people like me from SLAUGHTERING them like the fucking vermin that they truly and completely are. So much for being a nice guy.