DRAFT: ESP

There has been an error code that is not only affecting certain computer operating systems, but seems to be highly infecting all media outlets, politicians and political discussions worldwide.

 

The media are particularly stumped by this anomaly, and are scrambling madly to try to find the root of the problem.  Part of the problem with the ESP is that they are actually part of the cause of it.

A worse problem has been the historic occurrence with wives, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends and other lovers and friends.  Lately, this anomaly has even turned up in financial calculations, building calculations, construction efforts, and even rescue incidents.

Now, believe it or not, this is not to be confused with the well known ESP, or "Extra Sensory Perception", but a far more drastic event that has also been called indirectly "Big Brother Watching."  Worse yet, some people have accused some systems such as Alexa being infected with ESP, predicting both accurately and inaccurately events and information that could, and sometimes does effect outcomes of plans and procedures.

Now, this article cannot be long at all, or there will be a serious problem with ESP:  That being that someone with a type of ESP might discern what this is all about.  And I'd hate to be called out on this for broadcasting doubt on anyone's particular sensitorial skills.

For example, my tax adjuster had gone over my records, and as much as he tried, he could find no problems over the past ten years of my records, but obviously, he was looking for something, because I did overhear him mutter to himself, "ESP!  There must be ESP here!"

When I asked what ESP he was referencing, he said that he couldn't find it, but there had to be an error someplace, or he couldn't face going back to the office.

I get it now:  ESP equals "Error Some Place".

Better hide from your best friend!

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