TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

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TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

 

Now tell Tubularsock, just what in the fuck is the President of the United States of America taking the time to “PARDON A TURKEY”?

 

Well, it makes perfect sense.

 

It is a perfect extension of American policy. What we do in reality is ALWAYS the opposite of what we say we are doing! Get it yet?

 

We support the concept of Democracy for the People of the world by supporting, arming, training any dictatorial regime that will support U.S. imperialism. EVEN IF WE have to overthrow a democratically elected government voted in by the people if it doesn’t conform to American hegemony!

 

Our national leader pardon’s ONE Turkey and then we as a nation go out and have 46 million turkeys slaughtered to eat on one day EVERY YEAR!

 

Eighty-eight per cent of American families surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

 

Which bring us right to the National Turkey Federation. Tubularsock bets you never knew we had one, now did you?

 

Yep, we sure do and it is an international non-profit organization whose mission is ‘the conservation of the wild turkey and the preservation of our hunting heritage” to kill wild turkeys. Wow, another loyal corporate lobbying group pushing ahead for managing the kill.

 

Pretty much like Boeing, Lockheed Martin and BAE Systems for people killing. Sautéed in a French wine sauce and it almost brings our taste buds back to our colonial past.

 

JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING!

 

But you really have to ponder, just a little bit, don’t let it get in the way of the leftovers ad nauseam.

 

Just how culturally programed are we? FUCKING, LIKE TOTALITY!

 

Here is how, and it will show you that most people BELIEVE ANYTHING if it is packaged right and repeated long enough. (WOULD YOU like to name a president that hasn’t used that technique?)

 

National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation is a ceremony that takes place at the White House every year shortly before Thanksgiving. It dates back to the 1940’s as a lobbying technique to promote turkey sales. For a while it was a joint lobbying and marketing tool for the egg and poultry industry as well but that ended and the turkey trot won out.

 

It wasn’t until 1989 that the concept of “pardon” took hold and caught on to this day. Interesting that the CIA President Daddy Bush was the President to start that tradition.

 

But still what is lost in this entire scam is the only “tradition” in any of this is turkey sales!

Capitalism at its best ……. NO MEANING, JUST MONEY!

 

An important moral side note for those that have any morality left in this society:

 

Benjamin Franklin, who proposed the turkey as the official United States’ bird, was dismayed when the bald eagle was chosen over the turkey.

 

“Franklin wrote to his daughter, referring to the eagle’s “bad moral character,” saying, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country!

 

The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.”

 

Just goes to show you that the birds you hang with corrupt your vision. Tubularsock believes your mother told you the same thing about your friends. Right?

 

Comments

Tubularsock Added Nov 20, 2018 - 8:12pm
Traditions -------as horse shit as the american way!
Women are Inferior Added Nov 20, 2018 - 9:17pm
They all play "turkey" with each other - One bends over, and the others gobble-gobble, lol.
Tubularsock Added Nov 20, 2018 - 9:26pm
Michael B., Tubularsock is attempting not to visualize THAT!
 
thanks for your, dare Tubularsock say, input?
Lindsay Wheeler Added Nov 20, 2018 - 9:43pm
Nihilism at its finest. One can't have fun without some jackass skeptic, asshole, making fun of the whole thing. What a shitrag piece. 
 
Nothing better to do, Tubularsock-up-his-ass?
 
 
Tubularsock Added Nov 20, 2018 - 9:53pm
Lindsay, Tubularsock just loves hearing from you.
 
Look Lindsay, you compliments will get you nowhere with Tubularsock!
 
You know, like look within Lindsay. Life is a projection, enjoy.
Bill H. Added Nov 20, 2018 - 10:07pm
 
Trump may label his turkey as a Liberal Progressive Democrat, thereby requiring slaughtering.
That should make his base cheer this year!
A Presidential first for sure.
Even A Broken Clock Added Nov 20, 2018 - 11:01pm
Tube, I thought for sure that this year the ceremony would have pardoned the two turkeys Don Jr. and Eric. I was disappointed to see that it was a couple of birds.
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 12:04am
Bill H. you are correct, however his base will cheer at about anything deplorable, (to coin a word).
 
Thanks for your comment.
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 12:04am
Clock, a couple of turds?
 
That describes Don Jr. and retard Eric. Or did Tubularsock mistake your accent?
Stone-Eater Added Nov 21, 2018 - 1:15am
That's a joke, really. Pardoning a bird for being killed and eaten LOL
 
These people don't know anymore how crazy they'd like to become.
opher goodwin Added Nov 21, 2018 - 6:12am
I can fully understand why Ben was appalled. Bald Eagles taste foul when compared to turkeys! Farming them would be difficult too!
Right now Trump is busy pardoning Ivanka! 
LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!!
Dave Volek Added Nov 21, 2018 - 7:24am
In the Office of Foreign Intervention for the Tubularsock for President Campaign 2020, we are working overtime based on this last Tubularsock super tweet. 
 
We promise to hold a sledge hammer contest on a Ford F-150 on the White House lawn. GMC and Chrysler are donating to the campaign.
 
We promise to build a small refinery on the White House lawn, nice backdrop for the F-150 smashing contest. Now who would be paying for that?
 
Then there will a coal lump chucking contest with solar panels as the targets. 
 
Many more ideas are churning to build a better culture for profit. 
 
And of course, the turkey pardoning will be history--unless someone sends the official treasurer of the campaign a good wad of money. 
 
We are going to make American great again JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE. 
 
And remember, donating to the Tubularsock Campaign means sending money to Canada where it won't be subject to all those USA regulations. 
 
Johnny Fever Added Nov 21, 2018 - 12:35pm
Assume for a moment you dictated our foreign policy, which regimes would you cease supporting and which ones would you lend our support?  I’m sure your hatred of America and Trump will immediately lead you to answer the opposite of whomever we currently support.  However, if you actually took the time to ponder my question, I’m confident you’d generally agree with our current policies.  So it will be an interesting to read to see why you’d remove our support from a place like Israel and lend our support to a place like Iran. 
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 4:31pm
Johnny Fever, Tubularsock thanks you for your comment.
 
Tubularsock is glad to set your thinking in the correct direction but there is a very LARGE assumption you have stated that needs just a bit of clarity.
 
And that is “I’m sure your hatred of America and Trump ...” is a false assumption. And placing America and Trump’s name in the same sentence is even more reprehensible.
 
Tubularsock has no hatred toward the United States. The issue at hand for Tubularsock is only we practice what we preach. When we start living what we keep saying that we stand for then maybe the world will be less confused at our years of hypocrisy.
 
As for OrangeTweet, Tubularsock does not hate the man. He is just a pathetic egotistical buffoon with the inability to read or write a cohesive sentence.
 
Tubularsock doesn’t hate him, Tubularsock feels sorry for him and for those delusional folks that can’t tell the difference between stupidity and intelligence.
 
Tubularsock blames that on robotic TV watching!
 
BUFFOONERY IS NOT LEADERSHIP!
 
Now that we can agree on that Johnny, lets settle some U.S. foreign policy.
 
First we STOP this entire concept of regime change! Just who do we think we are to direct other people in other countries on how to live and what government to have?
 
Second we STOP creating TERRORISTS all over the world and funding and training them.
 
Third we end selling and providing ALL weapons and related paraphernalia to ANY country in the world NOW!
 
We close and remove all military bases except those on American territory.
 
And then we sit and rest.
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 4:31pm
Stone, Turkeys would agree with you!
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 4:32pm
opher ........... music Tubularsock’s ears!
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 4:33pm
Dave, Tubularsock thanks you again for being in the trenches doing the dedicated work of raising awareness that Tubularsock IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN! 2020!
 
And Tubularsock would further like to extend his warm wishes to all those still under the impression that JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE there is no hope or change Tubularsock For President 2020! 
 
And just to remind you don’t send your large contributions of large unmarked bills via Greyhound Bus because Dave has shut it down!
Keep those cards and letters of support coming ..... ya hear!
Morgoth Added Nov 21, 2018 - 4:48pm
Didn’t you hear the news, Tubularshock?  Trump pardoned the turkey but then sent him to California to help clean up the forest bed!!!!
 
#makeamericarakeagain!!!!
Tubularsock Added Nov 21, 2018 - 5:15pm
Jeffrey Kelly, Tubularsock has to admit that when it comes to forest knowledge your rakeaholic knowledge is first class!
Jeff Michka Added Nov 21, 2018 - 7:05pm
The turkey is, obviously, Saudi Arabian.
Morgoth Added Nov 21, 2018 - 7:31pm
The turkey definitely stayed at a Trump property!!!!
Spartacus Added Nov 22, 2018 - 8:54am
Come on Tube!  Only one episode per week of mental masturbation??
Not good for your prostate. 
 
I suppose you have all the lefties here to help you with the job.  All you NPCs fondle each other quite well.
Tubularsock Added Nov 22, 2018 - 12:28pm
Spartacus, thanks for your insight.
 
You seem to be well versed in the subject. Is that from experience or are you just the tongue drooling type?
 
Fondle your turkey well today and have an eventful Thanksgiving.
Cheers.
 
 
Dino Manalis Added Nov 22, 2018 - 7:17pm
 We constantly eat turkey, especially for lunch.  Happy Thanksgiving!
Tubularsock Added Nov 22, 2018 - 8:52pm
Dino ...... have a great turkey feast today and don't get mixed up between dinner and lunch. It's all rather fowl to Tubularsock!
Katharine Otto Added Nov 22, 2018 - 10:34pm
Tubularsock,
I had chili for Thanksgiving.  I refused to get a turkey after hearing that the FDA recalled thousands of turkey parts for presumed salmonella.  I believe the same thing happened last year, another typical FDA sleaze move to raise the price of turkey for its friends and punish its enemies.  
 
The FDA and its food scares are getting way out of hand.  Everyone should know (or be informed) that salmonella is endemic in the environment and destroyed by proper cooking.  
 
As for your positions on foreign policy, agreed.  As for turkey pardons, I was not aware of the practice, since I'm allergic to television news.
Johnny Fever Added Nov 23, 2018 - 9:13am
In case you haven’t noticed, Trump is the president of the United States of America.  Furthermore, before Trump was POTUS, the international allies and enemies we had before are the same as they are now.  So I made no inappropriate assumption in my question to you.  That question remains unanswered.  So I’ll ask it again.  Which one of our allies do suggest Trump/America stop befriending?  Which one of our enemies do you recommend Trump/America befriends?
Tubularsock Added Nov 23, 2018 - 7:18pm
Johnny Fever, You have noticed that “our” foreign policy remains the same with Drump as it was under Obomber, as it was under Shrub. So what gives?
 
Hmmm, are the President’s really in control of the foreign policy direction? Appears not doesn’t it. You are correct, we still create the same enemies and we still push our world wide destruction with our same “allies”.
 
So what gives?
 
For starters, lets end our current relationships and not support any dictators and dictatorial regimes through-out the world. No support, no aid, no military equipment.
 
And again no more creating, supporting, supplying terrorists. END that policy NOW!
 
In the current period of time who exactly are our allies? Dump has pretty much alienated the traditional allies anyway.
 
But Dump has bent over and is happily taking it up the ass from the likes of North Korea and Saudi Arabia.
 
That is embarrassing to see happen no matter which side one’s political divide happens to be!
 
Now it appears that you seem to be searching for Tubularsock’s ideological position in all of this.
 
And it is pretty simple. Tubularsock is in full support of Democracy.
 
And because there isn’t a democracy on the world stage it leaves Tubularsock leaning toward Revolutionary.
 
Tubularsock isn’t afraid of fascism, communism, socialism or any other of the “isms”.
 
Tubularsock would like to see these following words practiced and put into daily use rather than just slogans spouted by imbeciles:
 
“We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”
 
Well, ok Johnny, enough Tubularsock being Mr. NiceGuy.
Would you go for bombing Canada?

à votre santé
Tubularsock Added Nov 23, 2018 - 7:19pm
Katharine Otto, Tubularsock thanks you for your comment.
 
You may not be aware of it but “television news” can be neutralized by “proper cooking” much like salmonella.
 
Oh sure you need a larger pot but if you keep it on high it will become translucent and will be much more palatable.
 
For Fox News you’ll need a much longer simmering time of course. But the poison will dissipate.
Kristen Foley Added Nov 25, 2018 - 7:06am
“Just how culturally programed are we? FUCKING, LIKE TOTALITY! Here is how, and it will show you that most people BELIEVE ANYTHING if it is packaged right and repeated long enough.”
 
Putting entire words in caps and using exclamation points, is not how points are made.  To make a point you have to provide evidence of why we’re totally culturally programmed and why most people believe anything.  Otherwise this post is nothing but a rant with some comical photos and some Trump directed insults. 
 
In my opinion, our society is way too diverse and polarized to be considered totally culturally programmed.  In addition, based on the amount of skeptics, fake news and conspiracy theorists, nobody believes anything. 
Tubularsock Added Nov 25, 2018 - 2:54pm
Kristen Foley, Tubularsock thanks you for your comment.
 
Kristen, in this instance, the CAPS and exclamation points are a code just for those who are already in the know.
 
And it also presents the opportunity to have those interested to investigate for themselves and save time from being fed information that they are already aware of and if they are not will spend their time finding out.
 
For some it may be easier to be spoon fed but then reading Tubularsock, “first hand coverage, second hand news” will not be for them. Maybe CNN or FOX news would be a better bet.
 
MOST!!! of Tubularsock posts are RANTS!!!!! And Tubularsock is happy that you noticed his “comical photos”. They are the most fun and their point doesn’t require much reading at all.
 
As for “Trump directed insults” Tubularsock has to admit that when it comes to Trump, HE IS AN INSULT! And one pathetic one at that. But why repeat.
 
Tubularsock agrees with you Kristen that our society is diverse and polarized but the “market-tested” cultural programing coming out of the iPhone and MSM keeps a diverse populous propagandize with constant “FEAR OF OTHERS”.
 
And just a bit of friendly advice, don’t take any wooden escudos, Cheers.
Mustafa Kemal Added Nov 28, 2018 - 1:11am
Beware the Trumpenleft
Tubularsock Added Nov 28, 2018 - 2:11am
Mustafa, don't fear!
 
Tubularsock has a GMO approved spry for that!
 
Thanks for the link ........ funny, Tubularsock "felt" that something was up!
Don Added Dec 8, 2018 - 4:02pm
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Tubularsock Added Dec 8, 2018 - 4:56pm
Don, glad you have returned to the circus. Tubularsock has missed disagreeing with you.
 
But as Tubularsock has always said, "Even Don can wake up!"
 
Glad you've returned.

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