TRUMP & SANTA 2018

 

TRUMP & SANTA 2018

HALT, the bull shit train!

 

Every year for decades now NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has followed Santa Claus on Christmas Eve as he zips around the world dropping down chimneys delivering presents to GOOD little girls and boys.

 

Sure he does.

 

NORAD’s aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States and is on duty 24/7 three hundred and sixty five days a year EXCEPT September 11, 2001. But hey, who’s counting?

 

Children are encouraged to call NORAD for information of the location of Santa Claus at any given moment to be told if he’s on track.

 

And some years some children’s calls are diverted so they also can speak to the President or the First Lady as a political PR stunt.

 

Michelle Obama answered children’s calls for several years while being First Lady.

 

And so it goes ………. Melania performed her PR duty just like Michelle and all was well in Christmas land.

 

And then President Orange-Scrooge took some calls this year as well.

 

But first he had to close down the government …… HO, HO, HO!

 

You know, President Orange-Scrooge doesn’t seem to do ANYTHING correctly. Do you know what Tubularsock means?

 

No?

 

 

Well let Tubularsock give you this example:

 

President Orange-Scrooge took a call from a 7 year old child and during the course of the conversation the question of Believing In Santa Claus came up. The child’s response was “yes sir” indicating a belief in the jolly old Claus, when President Orange-Scrooge proceeded with “. . . at 7, it’s marginal, right?”

 

Now the child didn’t know what marginal meant or what the reference meant so all was good in Christmas land.

 

But REALLY, a guy who lies ALL THE TIME chooses at that moment to start to “tell the truth” about the existence of Santa Claus …….. REALLY?

 

Yet there is a much larger point Tubularsock wants you to consider.

 

And that is the Santa Claus LIE. That should give you pause.

 

Your parents LIE to you that Santa Claus is REAL!

 

You can call up your government on a special phone line and be told Santa Claus is REAL!

And think on this ………. THE GOVERNMENT tracks Santa just like they track YOU and that is REAL.

 

And the President and First Lady tells you Santa Claus is REAL!

AND YOU BELIEVE …………..

 

So when the times comes when you are told by your parents, your government, and your President and First Lady that Santa Claus is “AN ENEMMY COMBATANT” or an ISIS infiltrator or terrorist sympathizer will you believe THAT as well?

 

Sure you will!

 

That is how we got into the Vietnam War, and Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen!
And the citizen’s believed ……….. and that same Santa Lie continues today.

 

So it would do us all good if President Orange-Scrooge received a huge chunk of “clean-coal” in his Christmas stocking this year.

 

Maybe he will, if Santa Mueller has anything to say about it!

 

But unfortunately, OrangeTweet isn’t the only Santa liar out there!

 

Comments

Tubularsock Added Dec 26, 2018 - 9:55pm
It is the same old shit and will remain that way until you wake up.
 
We keep getting played and the 2-party system is in on the masquerade!
Ryan Messano Added Dec 27, 2018 - 12:42am
The  usual profane nonsense.  A fool and his folly are never parted.
Flying Junior Added Dec 27, 2018 - 4:18am
Trump's heart is made of ice.  His brain is only pre-occupied with his wealth and his dick.  It would actually be a great deal more fun and more meaningful to keep Christmas with Satan.  At least the guy has a sense of humor.
opher goodwin Added Dec 27, 2018 - 5:57am
I think a lot of clean coal will be coming his way this year!
George N Romey Added Dec 27, 2018 - 8:32am
I look at this a different way.  Can we get away from the Santa Claus shop to you drop mentality?  When did Jesus say for his followers to go into deep credit card debt so they can buy others presents?  Or beat the hell out of someone trying to get the last $200 laptop at Wal Mart?  Or force retail clerks to come into work at 4AM so that a bunch of morbidly obese losers can rush the door at 5AM to save $50 on some piece of electronic crap?
 
Let's keep the day off of work and scrap all the commercial bullshit.  If people want to attend church service that day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (not even his real birthday but let's not have facts) then more power to them.  Instead let's encourage people to take all that money they would have spent on presents and give to a foundation that serves the poor.  That also includes not spending government money to tell some misguided child that Santa is on his way.  When in fact the only thing on its way is a massive credit card statement to the kid's parents.  
Dino Manalis Added Dec 27, 2018 - 8:49am
 Santa Claus is supposed to represent Saint Nicholas with gifts for Christmas, Orthodox Christians celebrate Saint Basil on New Year;s Day with gifts.
Stone-Eater Added Dec 27, 2018 - 4:49pm
Santa Cause is cool :-) We have a soft drink in Switzerland called Fanta. And guess what color it is ? Orange. But as I said:
 
Trump is business, nothing else. And what is politics ? Business. Better do business than war. In that regard Trump is ok, as long as he can fuck the MIC. I prefer him building hotels in Russia than bombing them...and wait for the response.
 
WTF is wrong with the MSM ? They are the prolonged arm of the warmongers - in the US and in Europe.
 
PRO-FUCKING-FIT.
 
HOORAY to the bleached race ! We're so fucking clever that we're the trigger of extinguing our species !
Stone-Eater Added Dec 27, 2018 - 4:55pm
...extinguishing, sorry. May you excuse my lack of proper spelling and articulation. Gotta ask Mogg the Turd ((c) Jeff Michka) to give me some lessons on proper language......to give me legions....no, lessions....to ask me....shit
 
GET OUT OF MY CLOUD UNCLE ALZHEIMER !!!
 
Ah. Break, What did I say ?
Dave Volek Added Dec 27, 2018 - 5:52pm
"It is the same old shit . . . . .2-party system . .  . . "
 
Tube, as you know, I have a solution for the USA. It's called "zero political parties". Just like the founding fathers wanted but couldn't find the words in time to get the 13 colonies together to repel the British invasion. Sigh.
 
In the meantime, the next best hope is you for president in 2020.
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:09pm
Dave Volek, don’t give up hope .......... your time may be coming quicker than you think!
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:10pm
Ryan, look into the mirror and the problem will be exposed.
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:10pm
Flying Junior, “Christmas with Satan” a new comedy by Disney Studios.
 
And you FJ could produce the film. And just maybe Ryan could play the Devil.
 
Just random Tubularsock thoughts.
 
Thanks for the comment.
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:11pm
opher, the good part is that along with “beautiful clean coal” comes “beautiful black lung disease”. It’s ALL good!
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:12pm
George, Tubularsock couldn’t agree more with your thoughts here.
 
Tubularsock stopped doing Christmas about twenty-five years ago and never looked back.
 
To break out is not an easy task but now it just passes by and is funny to watch from afar.
 
Thanks for the comment.
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:12pm
Dino, you are correct, however only a handful of people realize that and most don’t even care as long as they get their share of shit wrapped under the dead tree!
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 12:13pm
Stone-Eater, so true! The business of business is business and one of the U.S.’s major exports is WAR MAKING SHIT!
 
The question few really care to look at is once all your customers have killed each other where do you sell your next load.
 
Which brings Tubularsock right back to your “bleached race” and their “extinguishing our species!”
 
Just shows a good businessman that under these circumstances Don’t Take Credit! CASH ONLY!
Stone-Eater Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:04pm
Tube
 
Cashless society is coming. HOORAY ! I always wanted to know if I really bought a beer in the supermarket on Dec. 21st at 3:28 pm for 60 cents !
 
Brave new world. That way my diary can keep me occupied 26 hours a day :-;:)
Stephen Hunter Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:26pm
Really good one Tubular! 
And it is difficult when your kid asks you the question outright. I told the truth, but 8 or 9 is old enough, and if they are old enough to ask, probably old enough to know the truth. 
Stone-Eater Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:39pm
Stephen
 
My daughter asked me when she was 9 and my wife wanted to make us a favor to watch a Santa comedy movie:
 
"Daddy, does Santa exist ?"
"No. It's a friend wearing Santa stuff."
"Ok. He does not exist. Does god exist ?"
"I think no. But we talk about that later."
"C'm on. That Santa looks like Pennywise in that movie, or Ronald McDonald." 
"Do you believe that Pennywise exists and he can eat children ?"
"No. Because you told me that a movie is not what happens and it's just made up."
 
And a couple of days later we watched "The Ring" and laughed LOL
Stone-Eater Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:52pm
BTW:
 
Parents tend to underestimate the logic of children, because they're already too conditioned to go back in memory and remember THEIR childhood. Kids are far more clever than we old rusted ones think. 
 
The difference is: They instinctively understand what you're saying, but they don't have the vocabulary yet to express what they actually figured already. And so we underestimate their capacity. My youngest heard a song once and could sing it along including the words - at three - without understanding what the words mean.
 
Note: Be careful about what to tell to your kids. One day they could come up and ask you: Why were your telling me all that bullshit all this time ? :-)
Stephen Hunter Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:52pm
Stone, I discussed the spirit of Christmas, and tried my best to work that angle. :) 
Mustafa Kemal Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:53pm
Tubularsock,
"“Christmas with Satan”
maybe it will be something like
Christmas time in Hell
 
Who is going to play Mr. Hankey?
 
Mustafa
Stone-Eater Added Dec 28, 2018 - 1:56pm
Stephen
 
I discussed the spirit of Christmas, and tried my best to work that angle. :) 
 
I'm sorry, I just emptied my bottle of spirit so I'm not capable to discuss that anymore LOL
Stone-Eater Added Dec 28, 2018 - 2:00pm
Mustafa
 
https://youtu.be/FOg7aPNLLG0
 
A bit late but ouallahi it's cool LOL
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 6:59pm
Mustafa Kemal ........... THAT'S THE SPIRIT! (it's Christmas time in hell)
 
Mr. Hankey, could be a problem. Tubularsock believes he's under contract so we'd need to buy him out. Oh poo!
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 7:05pm
Stephen Hunter, yep the truth is a bitch! But you are correct.
 
"If they are old enough to ask, probably old enough to know the truth."
 
One dodge is the old, "well, if you want to believe, then he exists" but that only works for a short period of time.
 
Thanks for your comment.
Tubularsock Added Dec 28, 2018 - 7:07pm
Stone-Eater
 
Tubularsock has to say that "Fuck Christmas" is a great happy little tune and video. Thanks for the first Christmas treat for 2019!
Kristen Foley Added Dec 29, 2018 - 3:46pm
I don’t know what’s sillier, the photos or the text.  One thing’s for sure, they fit very well together.  For someone so abreast of silliness, one would think of all the things the government does, perpetuating the myth of Santa Claus is the one thing you would support and put a smile on your face.  It would appear the only person that gets to crack jokes is you. 
 
So what lie did the government tell us for why we entered in any war?  Before you answer that, think about this, you need evidence to support any reason but the stated reason.
Tubularsock Added Dec 29, 2018 - 6:46pm
Kristen Foley, Tubularsock thanks you for taking the time to comment.
 
Oh Kristen, Tubularsock isn’t the ONLY one that gets to crack jokes at all.
 
Shrub, Obummer, and Orange Tweet ARE ALL JOKERS so Tubularsock isn’t the only one to crack jokes. The difference is that Tubularsock’s jokes won’t kill you as opposed to the fore-mentioned war criminals.
 
Now for your question Kristen about government lies that are given to go to war ...... do you believe Tubularsock has all day?
 
The easier question to answer is which wars did our government NOT LIE to get us into war.
 
But for fun just the terminology of say a “Humanitarian War” is ludicrous or how about a “moderate terrorist”!
 
Come on Kristen, the American public have always tended to be against war UNTIL our government creates a false flag “incident” say the Gulf of Tonkin to get the public enraged.
 
It is called duping the ignorant and the American government has done it to get us into ALL the wars.
 
Has it ever occurred to you that all the drone use where we drop daily bombs on men, women, and children in SOMEONE ELSE'S COUNTRY might not be ok to do?
 
And on whose authority .......... not Tubularsock nor the majority of the American people.
 
Have you given it your approval, Kristen?
 
So why is it happening? And who in the fuck do we think we are anyway!
Kristen Foley Added Jan 1, 2019 - 5:46am
If our most prominent politicians are war criminals, than the American people must be war criminals as well, for we elected these people and have placed them at the top of the power hierarchy.  In your world, would everyone in America be prosecuted for war crimes?
 
I know you like to dabble in the ridiculous, but the reality is that we are a peaceful nation and it takes a strong military to keep the peace.  Unfortunately, there are dangerous actors in the world who don’t share our high regard for peace.  Or are you also one of those crazy 9/11 conspiracy theorists? 
 
As for going to war for humanitarian reasons, I can think of no better reason. There is a long list of places where we put our troops into harm’s way and achieved the intended result of saving human lives.  Or are you of the opinion the Germans would have simply decided to stop systematically killing Jews if we hadn’t forced their hand?  Of course, not every crisis is resolved by engaging our military, most of the time it’s because we didn’t send enough soldiers in harm’s way.
 
As for the Gulf of Tomkin, it’s before my time and the last person I would trust for providing an unbiased opinion for why we entered the fight in Vietnam is you. 
Tubularsock Added Jan 1, 2019 - 12:43pm
Kristen, Tubularsock thanks you for taking the time to comment.
 
Well Kristen, if you talk your friend into murdering someone should you be held accountable? Happens that in a “nation of laws” you ARE held accountable.
 
So yes. The citizens that elect people who go on to kill others ARE accountable for those killings. At least at the moral level.
 
Now the difference is that some times (well most of the time) the governmental officials LIE to the people using all sorts of false facts and supposed actions to get the people riled up to condone going to war.
 
If you recall, to this day many still BLAME the German people for not stopping Hitler themselves even though the one’s who tried were killed. That hasn’t stopped the blame game.
 
The question: “Why did the German people allow Hitler to do these horrible atrocities” is still bantered around today. They elected him!
 
And a side note for you. The United States at the time bared the Jews running from Hitler and his death camps from entering the U.S. thereby causing thousands of more deaths because we refused to protect them. Tubularsock supposes that you’ll assume that the “saving human lives” aspect of your “humanitarian reasons” for war just happened to go on vacation during this period of American history.
 
As for the Gulf of Tonkin being before your time, so was WWII but you seem to have bought the propaganda for that war so maybe you could look into what happened at the Gulf of Tonkin. You know, just for fun.
 
You don’t have to believe Tubularsock on anything. Just Google IT!
 
And while you’re at it you may want to take a closer look at the 9/11 “story” as well and not just believe what you have been told.
 
Cheers, Kristen and have a happy new year with all your new found knowledge!
Mustafa Kemal Added Jan 1, 2019 - 12:53pm
Kristen,
"If our most prominent politicians are war criminals, than the American people must be war criminals as well, for we elected these people and have placed them at the top of the power hierarchy.  "
 
This does not follow.
 
Mustafa

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