TRUMP & SANTA 2018
HALT, the bull shit train!
Every year for decades now NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has followed Santa Claus on Christmas Eve as he zips around the world dropping down chimneys delivering presents to GOOD little girls and boys.
Sure he does.
NORAD’s aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States and is on duty 24/7 three hundred and sixty five days a year EXCEPT September 11, 2001. But hey, who’s counting?
Children are encouraged to call NORAD for information of the location of Santa Claus at any given moment to be told if he’s on track.
And some years some children’s calls are diverted so they also can speak to the President or the First Lady as a political PR stunt.
Michelle Obama answered children’s calls for several years while being First Lady.
And so it goes ………. Melania performed her PR duty just like Michelle and all was well in Christmas land.
And then President Orange-Scrooge took some calls this year as well.
But first he had to close down the government …… HO, HO, HO!
You know, President Orange-Scrooge doesn’t seem to do ANYTHING correctly. Do you know what Tubularsock means?
Well let Tubularsock give you this example:
President Orange-Scrooge took a call from a 7 year old child and during the course of the conversation the question of Believing In Santa Claus came up. The child’s response was “yes sir” indicating a belief in the jolly old Claus, when President Orange-Scrooge proceeded with “. . . at 7, it’s marginal, right?”
Now the child didn’t know what marginal meant or what the reference meant so all was good in Christmas land.
But REALLY, a guy who lies ALL THE TIME chooses at that moment to start to “tell the truth” about the existence of Santa Claus …….. REALLY?
Yet there is a much larger point Tubularsock wants you to consider.
And that is the Santa Claus LIE. That should give you pause.
Your parents LIE to you that Santa Claus is REAL!
You can call up your government on a special phone line and be told Santa Claus is REAL!
And think on this ………. THE GOVERNMENT tracks Santa just like they track YOU and that is REAL.
And the President and First Lady tells you Santa Claus is REAL!
AND YOU BELIEVE …………..
So when the times comes when you are told by your parents, your government, and your President and First Lady that Santa Claus is “AN ENEMMY COMBATANT” or an ISIS infiltrator or terrorist sympathizer will you believe THAT as well?
Sure you will!
That is how we got into the Vietnam War, and Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen!
And the citizen’s believed ……….. and that same Santa Lie continues today.
So it would do us all good if President Orange-Scrooge received a huge chunk of “clean-coal” in his Christmas stocking this year.
Maybe he will, if Santa Mueller has anything to say about it!
But unfortunately, OrangeTweet isn’t the only Santa liar out there!