Note: Numbers in parentheses indicated things I hate.
I woke up (1) hearing rap music (2) and Mexican (3) music (4). While driving (5) to work (6), I almost ran over a bicycle-borne tweaker (7) and a stupid (8) pedestrian (9). While waiting (10) at a traffic light (11), I was behind (12) a big, dumb-ass (13) truck (14) festooned (15) with Trump (16) bumper stickers (17). I arrived at work to find no parking spaces (18). The boss (19) started interrogating me (20) about something an idiotic (21) co-worker (22) did the day before. Not long after that, a customer (23) started bitching (24) about something going too slow (25). Then I was asked to work late (26).
Just as things were going well, the equipment failed (27). I hurried up (28) and waited more (29) while the customer (30) consulted with (31) approx. 29 layers of management (32). The verdict (33)? Try again tomorrow (34), which I told them already (35). Despite repeated (36) attempts to explain (37) my working hours, they wanted me there (38) at 5:00 AM the next morning (39).
While driving (40) back home (41), I realized that I was out of beer (42). I went to a convenience store (43) and was told by the surly (44) clerk (45) that it was too late (46) to buy beer (47). I went home empty-handed (48). I turned on the TV (49) just in time to see a commercial (50) featuring a smug (51) interracial couple (52). Disgusted (53), I remembered (54) I had a bottle of Jack Daniel's (55) that I got as a Xmas (56) present (57). After knocking back a couple of drinks, I got horny and went to the massage parlor. Things went well after that. Enough hate for the day.