THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA
Are you happy yet?
Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!
The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.
And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!
Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!
Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.
Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.
In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!
No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!
It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!
Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.
And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!
And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!
It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.
Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?
And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.
Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.
These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.
The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?
Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.
It is not new, really!
“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.
The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.
Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!
But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.
And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!
And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.
Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!
Now! Is there a way out?
Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.
And as Tubularsock says:
“When The Mirror
Is In Place