THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!
Tubularsock has been busy with planning the New Trump Wall that isn’t and therein lies the beauty.
You see a show down is really a waste of time and to carry it on is just boring to we political junkies.
So here is a foolproof plan and the cost is negligible.
You see Trump himself has solved the problem and all it will take is for the Democrats to accept the solution and even praise Donnie for his brilliance. Ok, that my be overstating the outcome but Tubularsock’s plan IS brilliant, foolproof, and fact free!
Donnie, regardless of reality, has been repeating that his Wall is being worked on and will be completed right now.
He has stated that he will not wait for committees to work through all this mess and that he is having the wall built NOW.
(an aside: in the real world NOTHING has been done at the border except some fence repair but with the exception of a few hundred thousand dollars for several prototypes of possible wall types NOTHING has been done. Or a clearer way of saying this, NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE IN TERMS OF WALL BUILDING AT THE BORDER, NOTHING!)
So Donnie keeps saying that the wall IS BEING BUILT right now but there IS NO WALL.
The Tubularsock Solution (and don’t thank me now):
The Democrats proclaim that the Trump Wall has been completed.
Trump will praise himself that he has accomplished the impossible and that NO OTHER president in the history of the United States has EVER completed such a BIGLY wall!
The Trumpites will BELIEVE because they lack intelligence and FOX will praise Trump’s fortitude. And really, who ever goes to the the border anyway? So it’s all good.
And everything is safe and sane in Mudville.
Mission Accomplished. If you accept this mission proceed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck.