I just saw this on LinkedIn, and I thought: This is about how we see the average American, our impression when we talk to him. Kind of a mixture between a grown Disney child whose father has lived in the McCarthy era and hates therefore everything that dares to intervene in what he calls "freedom", pay taxes to feed the "lazy", legalize marijuana so the weak minds can get onto their clouds, and pay health measures, I mean, it's not my fault when the guy next door loses his job and grieves until he falls sick and needs help. Weak bastards, them, right (says John Doe while eating potato chips and doing sports watching TV) ? Americans think they are best until it hurts, no, not them, but others. Puts food in his belly until he can't get out of bed and needs to be hauled off through the window. Watches American football because the brawl in the local bar finished too early. Mixes up Hollywood and CNN, well, all same, is it ? Paris is in Texas and in Switzerland people don't talk, they yodel.
OK OK. Slap me, bash me, whack me until I stick to the ceiling for that :-) Call me anti-American. Well I am, when it comes to Ronald ReagDonald, Jay-any letter, Kilometry Cirrus, Bitchary Clinton and Kissinger, Rumsfeld and Rove, and Billy Graham.
But I'm also anti-European, when it comes to Ferkel Merkel, Queenie Liz the not-amused, Silvio Berlusconi (but he's got taste for women, though), François Netherland, or my favorite asshole Porochenko. Fish'n'chips is NOT healthy, and Haggis is no food but something which keeps you from dying of hunger. British hooligans have as many brain cells as one of my intestine worms, German Nazis are too dumb to make a decent selfie, and the Poles can't move a yard without hailing any Pope who serves at the Vatican Bank.
And I'm also anti-African because these burned, muscle-swinging peckerheroes don't even know how to use a can-opener because they can't figure the direction on how to turn the darn thing. They don't compose music because they can't memorize more than 4 tunes in a row, that's why they merely improvise. They have so many languages because they can't learn a proper one so they just babble what comes into their heads, and that's enough for the closest environment, moving further is not possible walking in a circle.
And I'm anti-Chinese. These guys sleep all day, can't open their eyes, that's why they follow blindly any work or life philosophy on the millions, they even marry in groups of thousands because together it's easier than alone when fearing to get lost. They eat anything because they can't see what they eat anyway, so who cares, in it goes, from brain to toe nail, main thing is hinghonghung.
I'm glad I have no prejudices. I do like, besides myself, me and I. That's 3 people, noone can say I'm self-centered.
And if you take this seriously, you might even have less brain cells than me, because I have millions, but the most are used to feed my anti-feeling :-)